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USA CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
JANUARY 29, 2011
The camera zooms around a packed USA Arena audience. The arena is built like the old NWA setup with a TV studio audience and a stage that Mike Hart and Tazz commentate from. The crowd is wild and ready for professional wrestling action.
Mike Hart: Hello wrestling fans! Welcome to USA Championship Wrestling! I’m Mike Hart and next to me is the “Human Suplex Machine” Tazz!
Tazz: That’s right! Man oh man, the Championship Lottery was something else! We saw ten great tag team matches and crowned a new USA Heavyweight Champion!
Mike Hart: The Undertaker is the new USA Heavyweight Champion and I know he will be ready to defend that title against all comers.
Triple H stormed the stage and yanked the microphone out of Mike Hart’s hand. He stared down Tazz and then turned to face the audience.
Triple H: I am here with a message for The Undertaker! You are holding something that belongs to me! You are holding the USA Heavyweight Title that you don’t deserve. I am the King of Kings! I am the man here in USA Wrestling and you robbed me of what is rightfully mine! And let me tell you something, Undertaker! I beat the hell out of you. I drenched your blood all over the mat. And that is just the tip of the iceberg. I will beat you for the USA Title! And not only am I going to beat you! I am going to destroy you! Deadman, that name will ring more true than you will ever know after I am done with you.
Triple H thrust the microphone back in Mike Hart’s hand and stormed off the set.
Mike Hart: And as you can see, Triple H is not too happy with our new champion.
Tazz: You could say that. Triple H is a man possessed and he has his sights set on The Undertaker.
Mike Hart: And more rivalries were started at Championship Lottery and one of those feuds is with Kofi Kingston and Vladimir Kozlov. Let’s welcome Vladimir to the set here.
The crowd booed the Russian as he stepped onto the stage.
Mike Hart: Kofi Kingston had to overcome the odds as he defeated you and Slam Master J. You then proceeded to bust Kofi Kingston open with a chain. Can you explain your actions?
Vladimir Kozlov: I can explain my actions. Kofi Kingston got lucky when he defeated me. Not only did I have some nobody as my partner but Kingston cheated to beat me! So I gave him a little Russian punishment. I used my trusty chain and made that little man bleed. I will do it again if he gets in my way!
Mike Hart: Vladimir Kozlov in action next!
Match #1: Tom Miller vs. Vladimir Kozlov
A local preliminary wrestler (scrub) named Tom Miller awaits in the ring as Kozlov charged in. The bell rang and Kozlov attacked him with punches. He threw Miller into the corner and charged in with a running boot.
Mike Hart: Kofi Kingston will have a lot to contend with if he goes after Vladimir Kozlov.
Tazz: That is one big bad Russian!
Kozlov nailed Miller with a series of headbutts. He threw Miller to the mat like a rag doll. Kozlov picked Miller up and slammed him down with a powerbomb. Cover.
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Vladimir Kozlov easily decimated Tom Miller but he is going for the chain!
Mike Hart: Oh no! Not again!
Tazz: Welcome to the big leagues, Tom Miller!
Kozlov stalked Miller and wrapped the chain around his fist. Kingston ran down to the ring and caught Kozlov with a springboard dropkick. He had a bandaged head.
Mike Hart: Kofi Kingston is taking it to Vladimir Kozlov!
Tazz: The war has officially started!
Kozlov rolled out of the ring and Kingston pointed at him and vowed vengeance!
Mike Hart: Kofi Kingston gets a little retribution against Vladimir Kozlov.
Tazz: He just made a chain-wielding Russian extremely angry. Kofi Kingston might’ve just wanted to let this one go!
Mike Hart: I don’t think that is in his nature!
Tazz: I’ll give Kofi Kingston that! He may be stupid but he’s a fighter.
Mike Hart: We have more action to come but let’s have a word with Batista first.
The camera goes backstage where Batista is sitting alone in the locker room.
Batista: Everybody has been asking why I walked out of the match. Why did I attack The Pope? Why did I walk away from the USA Heavyweight Title? You want to know why! I don’t need no title around my waist! I made that mistake before. Several times before. I held the World Title several times and what did it get me! Absolutely nothing! I was always overshadowed by the poster boys of the promotion. So I decided to do things the old-school way. I’m not here to win titles! I’m here to kick people’s ass! I started with The Pope. There will be many more victims to come. And when I am ready and when I have shown my dominance over everybody here, then I will take the title. I have nothing to prove. When USA Wrestling signed me, they didn’t sign Dave Batista. They signed Batista “The Animal”. And my animal instincts are telling me to hurt people. I will never be overshadowed again. Now get the camera out of my face!
Mike Hart: Batista has strong words there. He doesn’t need a championship belt. He apparently doesn’t need the money that comes along with championships. He just wants to hurt people.
Tazz: It’s kind of a flashback to Dick the Bruiser and The Crusher. They never wanted titles either. They just wanted to beat people up. And Batista is more than capable of beating people up.
Mike Hart: I can’t disagree with that. Up next, we are going to take a look at the Hart Dynasty! Tyson Kidd, the last trainee of the Dungeon and David Hart Smith, the son of the British Bulldog! This is an exciting team and you know they will be looking at The Rumble as an opportunity to win the tag team titles.
Match #2: Hart Dynasty vs. Masked Henchmen
The Masked Henchmen were in the ring, awaiting their opponents. The Hart Dynasty came to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Masked Henchman #1 began the match with David Hart Smith.
Mike Hart: They start with a lockup.
Tazz: David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd couldn’t of asked for better trainers. These guys have all the tools to be the best tag team in the world!
Smith slapped on a top wristlock and worked the Henchman over. Counter with a poke to the eye and Smith staggers backwards. Masked Henchman ran forward with a kick to the chest that sent Smith into the ropes. With Smith draped over the ropes, a tag was made. The Masked Henchmen picked up Smith and dropped him throat-first on the top rope.
Mike Hart: This isn’t how I expected the match to start.
Tazz: I don’t know who these Masked Henchmen are but they are looking to make names for themselves today!
Masked Henchman II picked Hart up and brought him down with a suplex. He went to the top rope and came off with a flying elbow. Hart moved and Masked Henchman II crashed into the mat.
Mike Hart: He made a mistake and went up top too early!
Tazz: I agree. David Hart Smith saw it coming from a mile away!
Smith got to his feet and picked Masked Henchman II up with a delayed vertical suplex.
Mike Hart: Just like his father!
Tazz: He made Masked Henchman II think about it before he dropped him!
Smith tagged in Tyson Kidd and he scaled to the second rope and came off with a Bret Hart style elbow. Masked Henchman I charged into the ring but Kidd ducked a clothesline attempt and connected with a beautiful dropkick that sent him out of the ring.
Mike Hart: The Hart Dynasty are on their game!
Tazz: It looks like they are setting up for the Hart Attack!
Tazz was correct and they nailed Masked Henchman II with the Hart Attack! Tyson Kidd covered him.
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The Hart Dynasty head over to the stage to have a few words with Mike Hart and Tazz.
Mike Hart: Great match guys! It’s good to see family doing so well out there! I think you guys are going to be the next tag team champions!
Tyson Kidd: Thanks Mike! It’s great to see you again! We are looking forward to February 13th for the Tag Team Rumble! Me and David have won gold before! We will do it again! It doesn’t matter who gets in our way!
David Hart Smith: That’s right! My father, Davey Boy Smith, was a great tag team champion! I hope to keep that legacy going when Tyson Kidd and I win the Tag Team Rumble on February 13th! Nobody will stand in our way!
The interview is interrupted by Drew McIntyre coming onto the stage. He grabbed the microphone.
Drew McIntyre: I don’t care about your bloodlines or your dungeons. You both are just out here huffing hot air and taking up precious television time. Neither of you are worth five minutes of television time when there is a man named Drew McIntyre out here that deserves it more! And I came out here to make an announcement! I came out here to make a declaration! You are looking at one half of the new Tag Team Champions. That’s right! Drew McIntyre!
Mike Hart: But Drew, you’re not a tag team wrestler? Who is your partner?
Drew McIntyre: I’m glad you asked!
McIntyre hit David Hart Smith in the head with the microphone. Tyson Kidd went to attacked McIntyre but he was spun around and hit with an RKO!! RANDY ORTON is the partner!
Drew McIntyre: That’s right! Randy Orton and I will be the new Tag Team Champions! We worked so well at the Championship Lottery, we knew this would be easy pickings.
Randy Orton: People are already going to be wondering how these two men are going to get along! I will tell you how! Me and Drew have a common goal and that is gold! February 13th, those tag team titles are ours!
Drew McIntyre and Randy Orton stormed off the set.
Mike Hart: Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre are a team! They looked great at The Lottery! This is an interesting pair!
Tazz: Those are two wrestlers that make up the ultimate wrestling machine! Drew and Randy Orton on the same page could be unstoppable!
Mike Hart: We will see Randy Orton later in our main event as he takes on MVP! Up next though, Slam Master J takes on AJ Styles!
Match #3: Slam Master J vs. AJ Styles
Slam Master J was already in the ring awaiting AJ Styles. “The Phenomenal One” made his way to the ring, wearing a fancy robe. He stepped through the ropes.
Mike Hart: Look at AJ Styles! Ric Flair turned this guy into a monster!
Tazz: No, Mike. He turned AJ Styles into a great champion! AJ Styles never got the respect he deserved until the “Nature Boy” got into the picture.
The bell rang and Styles immediately hit Master with a flurry of punches. He whipped him into the ropes but Master reversed! Big back body drop!
Mike Hart: The son of Terry Gordy almost put AJ Styles into the lights!
Tazz: Now he needs to capitalize!
Master picked Styles up and followed with a series of quick suplexes. He picked Styles up and whipped him into the corner. Master did a “You can’t see me!” hand sign and charged in with a dropkick. Styles slumped down.
Mike Hart: Maybe when Vladimir Kozlov hit him with the chain at Championship Lottery, it stirred something in Slam Master J!
Tazz: Now if only it made him remember what color he is!
Master picked Styles up and set him on the top rope. Slam Master J is going to the top rope with him!
Mike Hart: Dangerous position!
Tazz: I think he’s going for a superplex, Mike!
Slam Master J tried to throw Styles down with a superplex off the top rope but Styles blocked it. He threw Master off the top rope and to the mat! Styles hits a 450 Splash! Cover!
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AJ Styles seemed frustrated that Slam Master J got so much offense in. He lifted Slam Master J up and hit him with the Styles Clash after the match! He walked up to the stage.
Mike Hart: Now was that necessary?
AJ Styles: It was necessary, Mike! I am here to make a statement! I am the “Phenomenal One” AJ Styles! I am the golden child of USA Wrestling! February 13th, you better believe it! I will be the Intercontinental Champion!
Tazz: I have to ask, AJ! You didn’t look phenomenal against Slam Master J out there tonight! In fact, he really took it to you. Is it because Ric Flair isn’t in your corner?
AJ Styles: I was toying with Vanilla Ice out there the whole time! I was never in any danger of getting beat. I can tell you that! And Ric Flair, he’ll be here in no time and Flair will be back in my corner!
AJ Styles leaves the set.
Mike Hart: AJ Styles awaits the arrival of Ric Flair but we still haven’t gotten any confirmation that Ric Flair is a part of USA Wrestling!
Tazz: But AJ Styles is the one that was hand-picked to carry on Ric Flair’s legacy in the squared circle. Knowing these two, they have probably hatching a diabolical plan as we speak!
Mike Hart: Up next, Santino Marella will be taking on Triple H but let’s go over to “Mean” Gene Okerlund in the studio.
“Mean” Gene Okerlund: Thank you gentlemen! The Championship Lottery has passed and The Undertaker was crowned the new USA Heavyweight Champion. Next week, he is planning on making an appearance at the USA Arena. With The Rumble around the corner on February 13th, what will the Deadman have to say about the attack from Triple H? A few names have been signed for The Rumble to compete in a 15-man rumble for the Intercontinental Title! Let’s speak to a few of those men!
Mick Foley: On February 13th, Mrs. Foley’s baby boy will become the Intercontinental Champion! I could’ve been the USA Heavyweight Champion if it wasn’t for Chris Masters but his time will come! I am a hardcore legend. I enjoy hurting people. February 13th, I’m going to hurt fourteen other men and become the Intercontinental Champion. Bang bang!
Sheamus: Fourteen other fellas want to go against me, the Celtic Warrior. I will be the Intercontinental Champion! I will bring that title back to sweet beautiful Ireland! I was robbed at the Lottery but I will not be robbed at the Rumble.
The Pope: Let me tell you about what The Pope is thinking! The Pope is thinking Batista is a moron! Who walks away from a USA Heavyweight Title opportunity! And not only that! Who crosses The Pope and ruins his shot at the USA Heavyweight Title. The Pope has a shot at another title. The Intercontinental Title! The Pope will be crowned champion by the end of February 13th and with no tag partners, The Pope is going to do what The Pope does best!
“Mean” Gene Okerlund: There you have it! Three men have been named for the Intercontinental Rumble. Mick Foley, Sheamus, and The Pope. Let’s take it back to Mike Hart and Tazz!
Mike Hart: Three big stars are ready for this Intercontinental Title opportunity.
Tazz: Sheamus is one tough guy and he seemed confident of winning the title. But with hardcore legends like Mick Foley and great wrestlers like The Pope, this could be anyone’s match! I’m interested to see who else will be in The Rumble!
Mike Hart: A lot of wrestlers are vying for the position to be in the Intercontinental Championship Rumble. Not only that, but we will also have fifteen wrestling hoping to enter into the Television Title Rumble and the Tag Team Rumble! We saw that the Hart Dynasty has entered the Tag Team Rumble as well as the team of Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre.
Tazz: It’ll be interesting to see who will represent each team in the Tag Team Rumble as only one member of each team is eligible to be in the Rumble!
Mike Hart: Up next, Santino Marella and Triple H!
Match #4: Santino Marella vs. Triple H
Marella was in the ring awaiting the arrival of The Game! Triple H came out but he’s not alone! He has the trusty SLEDGEHAMMER in his hands!
Mike Hart: Oh no! Santino Marella better run out of that ring!
Tazz: I don’t think he’s running, Mike! Santino Marella is awaiting the sledgehammer with THE COBRA!
Santino Marella was in his fighting stance with the Cobra cocked at Triple H. This fighting tactic didn’t work as Triple H just smashed him in the face with the sledgehammer. Santino Marella is busted wide open!
Mike Hart: Security!
Tazz: I think Triple H removed a portion of his unibrow!
Triple H laid the boots into Marella and picked him up! Pedigree! The referee has ruled the bout a disqualification and Santino Marella is the victor. Triple H grabbed the microphone.
Triple H: Deadman, I hear you’re going to be here next week! I’ll be here waiting for you!
Triple H dropped the microphone and left the ring.
Mike Hart: Triple H is a maniac! I hope Ethan Graves has some fines waiting for him!
Tazz: He is a man possessed! With The Undertaker in the USA Arena next week, anything can and probably will happen!
Mike Hart: Our main event of MVP versus Randy Orton is coming up but I would like to welcome the team of Edge and Christian to the stage. How are you doing guys?
Edge: Mr. Mike Hart! I heard you were quite the man around these parts.
Mike Hart: Well, I was….
Edge: You’re not anymore! Give me the microphone! Guess what wrestling fans! WE’RE BACK!!!! The most dominant tag team in history! Edge and Christian! We owned the ladder matches! Hell, we revolutionized the ladder matches! I went on to win World Championships and become a bonafide superstar! Christian went on to…..What did you do while I was away?
Christian: I was the ECW Champion! I was the TNA Heavyweight Champion!
Edge: Alright, cool down Marty Jannetty. Man, it is great to be back and it’s great to be back with my partner here! And guess what! We got news for you and we got news for The Dudley Boyz! We heard The Dudleyz are going to be in the Tag Team Rumble but it is now official. Edge and Christian will be in the Tag Team Rumble! And if we have to throw a ladder in there! Maybe throw a table or even a chair! We will rock the house like the old days!
Christian: When we win the Tag Team Champions, that victory will be dedicated to my 764,000 peeps on Facebook! I will dedicate it to my Tweeters!
Edge: I’ve got Myspace!
Christian: And Edge will dedicate his victory to his only friend on Myspace, TOM! February 13th, Edge and Christian are back and it will be totally AWESOME!
Mike Hart: Main event is next!
Main Event: MVP vs. Randy Orton
Randy Orton came out to the ring with Drew McIntyre accompanying him. The television studio audience met him with a round of boos.
Mike Hart: Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre are not well-liked in the USA Arena!
Tazz: The fans just don’t understand respect! This could be the greatest tag team in history with these guys!
MVP came out and the crowd went wild for him. He stepped through the ropes and the bell sounded. McIntyre shouted encouragement from the outside as they locked up. MVP shoved Orton to the mat and was met with icy eyes.
Mike Hart: Randy Orton is burning a hole through MVP with that stare!
Tazz: It’s a menacing look that can make any competitor quiver with fear.
Orton got to his feet and beckoned for another lockup. He had other thoughts as he raked MVP’s eyes. He went for a quick RKO but MVP pushed him off. MVP took Orton down with a flapjack. Orton rolled out of the ring.
Mike Hart: Randy Orton better come up with a better gameplan!
Tazz: Drew McIntyre is discussing it with him right now. Those two minds together could mean bad things for MVP!
Orton slithered back in the ring again and stared at MVP from a seated position. He got to his feet and went for a lockup. He tried to trick MVP again with a boot to the midsection but MVP grabbed the boot. He spun him around and connected with an atomic drop! Orton flipped over the top rope and to the concrete!
Mike Hart: And that plan didn’t work either!
Tazz: MVP connected with an old-school atomic drop!
MVP followed to the outside and slammed Orton and McIntyre’s heads together. He rolled Orton back in the ring and went to the top rope. McIntyre jumped up on the apron and provided the distraction. Orton shoved MVP off the top rope and to the floor.
Mike Hart: Orton and McIntyre are already working as a team!
Tazz: I told you, Mike! Only good things could happen to the team of Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre!
Orton distracted the referee and McIntyre picked MVP up and slammed his head into the ringpost. With MVP’s head slumped against the post, McIntyre followed with a big boot to the head. He rolled MVP into the ring. But wait! Mark Henry is marching down to the ring!
Mike Hart: Here comes Mark Henry to even the odds!
Tazz: I wouldn’t call these odds even anymore! Mark Henry is the World’s Strongest Man!
McIntyre begged off. Meanwhile, Orton picked MVP up and destroyed him with a nasty inverted backbreaker. He went for the cover.
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Mike Hart: I can’t believe MVP kicked out of that!
Tazz: MVP is a helluva competitor! You better believe he will be involved at The Rumble!
Orton sneered at Mark Henry and then began to lay MVP out with the Garvin Stomp. He picked MVP up and bodyslammed him to the mat. Orton then followed with a head-piercing kneedrop.
Mike Hart: A kneedrop that could bust anyone wide open!
Tazz: It looked like he cracked MVP’s skull like an egg!
Orton picked MVP up and backed him into the corner. He nailed a few elbows and went for the RKO again. MVP held onto the corner and Orton flew ahead without him. Orton turned around and MVP caught him with a clothesline. Both men were out on the mat!
Mike Hart: Standing ten count now!
Tazz: MVP’s head has to be ringing from the ringpost and the kneedrops! I don’t know if he knows where he is!
Mark Henry got the crowd riled up and MVP was back on his feet. Orton got back up and MVP began rocking him with punches. He whipped Orton into the ropes and connected with a backdrop. MVP is a house of fire! Drew McIntyre hopped up on the apron!
Mike Hart: Get him down from there!
Tazz: I think that is what Mark Henry is going to do!
Mark Henry grabbed McIntyre and lifted him off the apron. He sent McIntyre into the steel barricade. MVP picked Orton up and went for a DDT but Orton blocked it. Reverse into a RKO. MVP pushes off. MVP with another clothesline but Orton ducks and hits a neckbreaker.
Mike Hart: And Randy Orton kills MVP’s momentum with a neckbreaker!
Tazz: These guys are having a great match!
Orton backed up and was setting up for the punt kick. He charges but MVP sweeps the leg up into a pinfall attempt!
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Mike Hart: MVP almost beat Randy Orton!
Tazz: Man, this is great!
Both men got to their feet and began punching away at each other. MVP got the upper hand and had Orton backed up against the ropes. He charged but Orton backdropped him over the top rope. Mark Henry caught MVP!
Mike Hart: There’s a way to save your friend!
Tazz: Mark Henry was in the perfect place for that catch!
Mark Henry set MVP down and he went to get back into the ring. Orton attacked MVP on the way back in and had him out on the second rope. Orton is going for the DDT. He plants him! Cover.
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MVP got his foot on the ropes!
Mike Hart: I thought it was over!
Tazz: MVP got lucky there, Mike!
Orton began pounding the mat, getting ready for the RKO. MVP slowly got to his feet. Orton nailed the RKO and covered MVP.
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Randy Orton gets the hard-earned victory. He slithered to the outside and helped Drew McIntyre to his feet. Mark Henry goes into the ring to check on MVP.
Mike Hart: What a match! What a way to end the return episode of USA Championship Wrestling!
Tazz: It’s professional wrestling on the marquee and that is what we got tonight, Mike! Hey wait!
The Hart Dynasty met Orton and McIntyre on the ramp and began brawling with them. Security runs out to split the teams up as the show comes to a close.
JANUARY 29, 2011
The camera zooms around a packed USA Arena audience. The arena is built like the old NWA setup with a TV studio audience and a stage that Mike Hart and Tazz commentate from. The crowd is wild and ready for professional wrestling action.
Mike Hart: Hello wrestling fans! Welcome to USA Championship Wrestling! I’m Mike Hart and next to me is the “Human Suplex Machine” Tazz!
Tazz: That’s right! Man oh man, the Championship Lottery was something else! We saw ten great tag team matches and crowned a new USA Heavyweight Champion!
Mike Hart: The Undertaker is the new USA Heavyweight Champion and I know he will be ready to defend that title against all comers.
Triple H stormed the stage and yanked the microphone out of Mike Hart’s hand. He stared down Tazz and then turned to face the audience.
Triple H: I am here with a message for The Undertaker! You are holding something that belongs to me! You are holding the USA Heavyweight Title that you don’t deserve. I am the King of Kings! I am the man here in USA Wrestling and you robbed me of what is rightfully mine! And let me tell you something, Undertaker! I beat the hell out of you. I drenched your blood all over the mat. And that is just the tip of the iceberg. I will beat you for the USA Title! And not only am I going to beat you! I am going to destroy you! Deadman, that name will ring more true than you will ever know after I am done with you.
Triple H thrust the microphone back in Mike Hart’s hand and stormed off the set.
Mike Hart: And as you can see, Triple H is not too happy with our new champion.
Tazz: You could say that. Triple H is a man possessed and he has his sights set on The Undertaker.
Mike Hart: And more rivalries were started at Championship Lottery and one of those feuds is with Kofi Kingston and Vladimir Kozlov. Let’s welcome Vladimir to the set here.
The crowd booed the Russian as he stepped onto the stage.
Mike Hart: Kofi Kingston had to overcome the odds as he defeated you and Slam Master J. You then proceeded to bust Kofi Kingston open with a chain. Can you explain your actions?
Vladimir Kozlov: I can explain my actions. Kofi Kingston got lucky when he defeated me. Not only did I have some nobody as my partner but Kingston cheated to beat me! So I gave him a little Russian punishment. I used my trusty chain and made that little man bleed. I will do it again if he gets in my way!
Mike Hart: Vladimir Kozlov in action next!
Match #1: Tom Miller vs. Vladimir Kozlov
A local preliminary wrestler (scrub) named Tom Miller awaits in the ring as Kozlov charged in. The bell rang and Kozlov attacked him with punches. He threw Miller into the corner and charged in with a running boot.
Mike Hart: Kofi Kingston will have a lot to contend with if he goes after Vladimir Kozlov.
Tazz: That is one big bad Russian!
Kozlov nailed Miller with a series of headbutts. He threw Miller to the mat like a rag doll. Kozlov picked Miller up and slammed him down with a powerbomb. Cover.
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Vladimir Kozlov easily decimated Tom Miller but he is going for the chain!
Mike Hart: Oh no! Not again!
Tazz: Welcome to the big leagues, Tom Miller!
Kozlov stalked Miller and wrapped the chain around his fist. Kingston ran down to the ring and caught Kozlov with a springboard dropkick. He had a bandaged head.
Mike Hart: Kofi Kingston is taking it to Vladimir Kozlov!
Tazz: The war has officially started!
Kozlov rolled out of the ring and Kingston pointed at him and vowed vengeance!
Mike Hart: Kofi Kingston gets a little retribution against Vladimir Kozlov.
Tazz: He just made a chain-wielding Russian extremely angry. Kofi Kingston might’ve just wanted to let this one go!
Mike Hart: I don’t think that is in his nature!
Tazz: I’ll give Kofi Kingston that! He may be stupid but he’s a fighter.
Mike Hart: We have more action to come but let’s have a word with Batista first.
The camera goes backstage where Batista is sitting alone in the locker room.
Batista: Everybody has been asking why I walked out of the match. Why did I attack The Pope? Why did I walk away from the USA Heavyweight Title? You want to know why! I don’t need no title around my waist! I made that mistake before. Several times before. I held the World Title several times and what did it get me! Absolutely nothing! I was always overshadowed by the poster boys of the promotion. So I decided to do things the old-school way. I’m not here to win titles! I’m here to kick people’s ass! I started with The Pope. There will be many more victims to come. And when I am ready and when I have shown my dominance over everybody here, then I will take the title. I have nothing to prove. When USA Wrestling signed me, they didn’t sign Dave Batista. They signed Batista “The Animal”. And my animal instincts are telling me to hurt people. I will never be overshadowed again. Now get the camera out of my face!
Mike Hart: Batista has strong words there. He doesn’t need a championship belt. He apparently doesn’t need the money that comes along with championships. He just wants to hurt people.
Tazz: It’s kind of a flashback to Dick the Bruiser and The Crusher. They never wanted titles either. They just wanted to beat people up. And Batista is more than capable of beating people up.
Mike Hart: I can’t disagree with that. Up next, we are going to take a look at the Hart Dynasty! Tyson Kidd, the last trainee of the Dungeon and David Hart Smith, the son of the British Bulldog! This is an exciting team and you know they will be looking at The Rumble as an opportunity to win the tag team titles.
Match #2: Hart Dynasty vs. Masked Henchmen
The Masked Henchmen were in the ring, awaiting their opponents. The Hart Dynasty came to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Masked Henchman #1 began the match with David Hart Smith.
Mike Hart: They start with a lockup.
Tazz: David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd couldn’t of asked for better trainers. These guys have all the tools to be the best tag team in the world!
Smith slapped on a top wristlock and worked the Henchman over. Counter with a poke to the eye and Smith staggers backwards. Masked Henchman ran forward with a kick to the chest that sent Smith into the ropes. With Smith draped over the ropes, a tag was made. The Masked Henchmen picked up Smith and dropped him throat-first on the top rope.
Mike Hart: This isn’t how I expected the match to start.
Tazz: I don’t know who these Masked Henchmen are but they are looking to make names for themselves today!
Masked Henchman II picked Hart up and brought him down with a suplex. He went to the top rope and came off with a flying elbow. Hart moved and Masked Henchman II crashed into the mat.
Mike Hart: He made a mistake and went up top too early!
Tazz: I agree. David Hart Smith saw it coming from a mile away!
Smith got to his feet and picked Masked Henchman II up with a delayed vertical suplex.
Mike Hart: Just like his father!
Tazz: He made Masked Henchman II think about it before he dropped him!
Smith tagged in Tyson Kidd and he scaled to the second rope and came off with a Bret Hart style elbow. Masked Henchman I charged into the ring but Kidd ducked a clothesline attempt and connected with a beautiful dropkick that sent him out of the ring.
Mike Hart: The Hart Dynasty are on their game!
Tazz: It looks like they are setting up for the Hart Attack!
Tazz was correct and they nailed Masked Henchman II with the Hart Attack! Tyson Kidd covered him.
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The Hart Dynasty head over to the stage to have a few words with Mike Hart and Tazz.
Mike Hart: Great match guys! It’s good to see family doing so well out there! I think you guys are going to be the next tag team champions!
Tyson Kidd: Thanks Mike! It’s great to see you again! We are looking forward to February 13th for the Tag Team Rumble! Me and David have won gold before! We will do it again! It doesn’t matter who gets in our way!
David Hart Smith: That’s right! My father, Davey Boy Smith, was a great tag team champion! I hope to keep that legacy going when Tyson Kidd and I win the Tag Team Rumble on February 13th! Nobody will stand in our way!
The interview is interrupted by Drew McIntyre coming onto the stage. He grabbed the microphone.
Drew McIntyre: I don’t care about your bloodlines or your dungeons. You both are just out here huffing hot air and taking up precious television time. Neither of you are worth five minutes of television time when there is a man named Drew McIntyre out here that deserves it more! And I came out here to make an announcement! I came out here to make a declaration! You are looking at one half of the new Tag Team Champions. That’s right! Drew McIntyre!
Mike Hart: But Drew, you’re not a tag team wrestler? Who is your partner?
Drew McIntyre: I’m glad you asked!
McIntyre hit David Hart Smith in the head with the microphone. Tyson Kidd went to attacked McIntyre but he was spun around and hit with an RKO!! RANDY ORTON is the partner!
Drew McIntyre: That’s right! Randy Orton and I will be the new Tag Team Champions! We worked so well at the Championship Lottery, we knew this would be easy pickings.
Randy Orton: People are already going to be wondering how these two men are going to get along! I will tell you how! Me and Drew have a common goal and that is gold! February 13th, those tag team titles are ours!
Drew McIntyre and Randy Orton stormed off the set.
Mike Hart: Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre are a team! They looked great at The Lottery! This is an interesting pair!
Tazz: Those are two wrestlers that make up the ultimate wrestling machine! Drew and Randy Orton on the same page could be unstoppable!
Mike Hart: We will see Randy Orton later in our main event as he takes on MVP! Up next though, Slam Master J takes on AJ Styles!
Match #3: Slam Master J vs. AJ Styles
Slam Master J was already in the ring awaiting AJ Styles. “The Phenomenal One” made his way to the ring, wearing a fancy robe. He stepped through the ropes.
Mike Hart: Look at AJ Styles! Ric Flair turned this guy into a monster!
Tazz: No, Mike. He turned AJ Styles into a great champion! AJ Styles never got the respect he deserved until the “Nature Boy” got into the picture.
The bell rang and Styles immediately hit Master with a flurry of punches. He whipped him into the ropes but Master reversed! Big back body drop!
Mike Hart: The son of Terry Gordy almost put AJ Styles into the lights!
Tazz: Now he needs to capitalize!
Master picked Styles up and followed with a series of quick suplexes. He picked Styles up and whipped him into the corner. Master did a “You can’t see me!” hand sign and charged in with a dropkick. Styles slumped down.
Mike Hart: Maybe when Vladimir Kozlov hit him with the chain at Championship Lottery, it stirred something in Slam Master J!
Tazz: Now if only it made him remember what color he is!
Master picked Styles up and set him on the top rope. Slam Master J is going to the top rope with him!
Mike Hart: Dangerous position!
Tazz: I think he’s going for a superplex, Mike!
Slam Master J tried to throw Styles down with a superplex off the top rope but Styles blocked it. He threw Master off the top rope and to the mat! Styles hits a 450 Splash! Cover!
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AJ Styles seemed frustrated that Slam Master J got so much offense in. He lifted Slam Master J up and hit him with the Styles Clash after the match! He walked up to the stage.
Mike Hart: Now was that necessary?
AJ Styles: It was necessary, Mike! I am here to make a statement! I am the “Phenomenal One” AJ Styles! I am the golden child of USA Wrestling! February 13th, you better believe it! I will be the Intercontinental Champion!
Tazz: I have to ask, AJ! You didn’t look phenomenal against Slam Master J out there tonight! In fact, he really took it to you. Is it because Ric Flair isn’t in your corner?
AJ Styles: I was toying with Vanilla Ice out there the whole time! I was never in any danger of getting beat. I can tell you that! And Ric Flair, he’ll be here in no time and Flair will be back in my corner!
AJ Styles leaves the set.
Mike Hart: AJ Styles awaits the arrival of Ric Flair but we still haven’t gotten any confirmation that Ric Flair is a part of USA Wrestling!
Tazz: But AJ Styles is the one that was hand-picked to carry on Ric Flair’s legacy in the squared circle. Knowing these two, they have probably hatching a diabolical plan as we speak!
Mike Hart: Up next, Santino Marella will be taking on Triple H but let’s go over to “Mean” Gene Okerlund in the studio.
“Mean” Gene Okerlund: Thank you gentlemen! The Championship Lottery has passed and The Undertaker was crowned the new USA Heavyweight Champion. Next week, he is planning on making an appearance at the USA Arena. With The Rumble around the corner on February 13th, what will the Deadman have to say about the attack from Triple H? A few names have been signed for The Rumble to compete in a 15-man rumble for the Intercontinental Title! Let’s speak to a few of those men!
Mick Foley: On February 13th, Mrs. Foley’s baby boy will become the Intercontinental Champion! I could’ve been the USA Heavyweight Champion if it wasn’t for Chris Masters but his time will come! I am a hardcore legend. I enjoy hurting people. February 13th, I’m going to hurt fourteen other men and become the Intercontinental Champion. Bang bang!
Sheamus: Fourteen other fellas want to go against me, the Celtic Warrior. I will be the Intercontinental Champion! I will bring that title back to sweet beautiful Ireland! I was robbed at the Lottery but I will not be robbed at the Rumble.
The Pope: Let me tell you about what The Pope is thinking! The Pope is thinking Batista is a moron! Who walks away from a USA Heavyweight Title opportunity! And not only that! Who crosses The Pope and ruins his shot at the USA Heavyweight Title. The Pope has a shot at another title. The Intercontinental Title! The Pope will be crowned champion by the end of February 13th and with no tag partners, The Pope is going to do what The Pope does best!
“Mean” Gene Okerlund: There you have it! Three men have been named for the Intercontinental Rumble. Mick Foley, Sheamus, and The Pope. Let’s take it back to Mike Hart and Tazz!
Mike Hart: Three big stars are ready for this Intercontinental Title opportunity.
Tazz: Sheamus is one tough guy and he seemed confident of winning the title. But with hardcore legends like Mick Foley and great wrestlers like The Pope, this could be anyone’s match! I’m interested to see who else will be in The Rumble!
Mike Hart: A lot of wrestlers are vying for the position to be in the Intercontinental Championship Rumble. Not only that, but we will also have fifteen wrestling hoping to enter into the Television Title Rumble and the Tag Team Rumble! We saw that the Hart Dynasty has entered the Tag Team Rumble as well as the team of Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre.
Tazz: It’ll be interesting to see who will represent each team in the Tag Team Rumble as only one member of each team is eligible to be in the Rumble!
Mike Hart: Up next, Santino Marella and Triple H!
Match #4: Santino Marella vs. Triple H
Marella was in the ring awaiting the arrival of The Game! Triple H came out but he’s not alone! He has the trusty SLEDGEHAMMER in his hands!
Mike Hart: Oh no! Santino Marella better run out of that ring!
Tazz: I don’t think he’s running, Mike! Santino Marella is awaiting the sledgehammer with THE COBRA!
Santino Marella was in his fighting stance with the Cobra cocked at Triple H. This fighting tactic didn’t work as Triple H just smashed him in the face with the sledgehammer. Santino Marella is busted wide open!
Mike Hart: Security!
Tazz: I think Triple H removed a portion of his unibrow!
Triple H laid the boots into Marella and picked him up! Pedigree! The referee has ruled the bout a disqualification and Santino Marella is the victor. Triple H grabbed the microphone.
Triple H: Deadman, I hear you’re going to be here next week! I’ll be here waiting for you!
Triple H dropped the microphone and left the ring.
Mike Hart: Triple H is a maniac! I hope Ethan Graves has some fines waiting for him!
Tazz: He is a man possessed! With The Undertaker in the USA Arena next week, anything can and probably will happen!
Mike Hart: Our main event of MVP versus Randy Orton is coming up but I would like to welcome the team of Edge and Christian to the stage. How are you doing guys?
Edge: Mr. Mike Hart! I heard you were quite the man around these parts.
Mike Hart: Well, I was….
Edge: You’re not anymore! Give me the microphone! Guess what wrestling fans! WE’RE BACK!!!! The most dominant tag team in history! Edge and Christian! We owned the ladder matches! Hell, we revolutionized the ladder matches! I went on to win World Championships and become a bonafide superstar! Christian went on to…..What did you do while I was away?
Christian: I was the ECW Champion! I was the TNA Heavyweight Champion!
Edge: Alright, cool down Marty Jannetty. Man, it is great to be back and it’s great to be back with my partner here! And guess what! We got news for you and we got news for The Dudley Boyz! We heard The Dudleyz are going to be in the Tag Team Rumble but it is now official. Edge and Christian will be in the Tag Team Rumble! And if we have to throw a ladder in there! Maybe throw a table or even a chair! We will rock the house like the old days!
Christian: When we win the Tag Team Champions, that victory will be dedicated to my 764,000 peeps on Facebook! I will dedicate it to my Tweeters!
Edge: I’ve got Myspace!
Christian: And Edge will dedicate his victory to his only friend on Myspace, TOM! February 13th, Edge and Christian are back and it will be totally AWESOME!
Mike Hart: Main event is next!
Main Event: MVP vs. Randy Orton
Randy Orton came out to the ring with Drew McIntyre accompanying him. The television studio audience met him with a round of boos.
Mike Hart: Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre are not well-liked in the USA Arena!
Tazz: The fans just don’t understand respect! This could be the greatest tag team in history with these guys!
MVP came out and the crowd went wild for him. He stepped through the ropes and the bell sounded. McIntyre shouted encouragement from the outside as they locked up. MVP shoved Orton to the mat and was met with icy eyes.
Mike Hart: Randy Orton is burning a hole through MVP with that stare!
Tazz: It’s a menacing look that can make any competitor quiver with fear.
Orton got to his feet and beckoned for another lockup. He had other thoughts as he raked MVP’s eyes. He went for a quick RKO but MVP pushed him off. MVP took Orton down with a flapjack. Orton rolled out of the ring.
Mike Hart: Randy Orton better come up with a better gameplan!
Tazz: Drew McIntyre is discussing it with him right now. Those two minds together could mean bad things for MVP!
Orton slithered back in the ring again and stared at MVP from a seated position. He got to his feet and went for a lockup. He tried to trick MVP again with a boot to the midsection but MVP grabbed the boot. He spun him around and connected with an atomic drop! Orton flipped over the top rope and to the concrete!
Mike Hart: And that plan didn’t work either!
Tazz: MVP connected with an old-school atomic drop!
MVP followed to the outside and slammed Orton and McIntyre’s heads together. He rolled Orton back in the ring and went to the top rope. McIntyre jumped up on the apron and provided the distraction. Orton shoved MVP off the top rope and to the floor.
Mike Hart: Orton and McIntyre are already working as a team!
Tazz: I told you, Mike! Only good things could happen to the team of Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre!
Orton distracted the referee and McIntyre picked MVP up and slammed his head into the ringpost. With MVP’s head slumped against the post, McIntyre followed with a big boot to the head. He rolled MVP into the ring. But wait! Mark Henry is marching down to the ring!
Mike Hart: Here comes Mark Henry to even the odds!
Tazz: I wouldn’t call these odds even anymore! Mark Henry is the World’s Strongest Man!
McIntyre begged off. Meanwhile, Orton picked MVP up and destroyed him with a nasty inverted backbreaker. He went for the cover.
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Mike Hart: I can’t believe MVP kicked out of that!
Tazz: MVP is a helluva competitor! You better believe he will be involved at The Rumble!
Orton sneered at Mark Henry and then began to lay MVP out with the Garvin Stomp. He picked MVP up and bodyslammed him to the mat. Orton then followed with a head-piercing kneedrop.
Mike Hart: A kneedrop that could bust anyone wide open!
Tazz: It looked like he cracked MVP’s skull like an egg!
Orton picked MVP up and backed him into the corner. He nailed a few elbows and went for the RKO again. MVP held onto the corner and Orton flew ahead without him. Orton turned around and MVP caught him with a clothesline. Both men were out on the mat!
Mike Hart: Standing ten count now!
Tazz: MVP’s head has to be ringing from the ringpost and the kneedrops! I don’t know if he knows where he is!
Mark Henry got the crowd riled up and MVP was back on his feet. Orton got back up and MVP began rocking him with punches. He whipped Orton into the ropes and connected with a backdrop. MVP is a house of fire! Drew McIntyre hopped up on the apron!
Mike Hart: Get him down from there!
Tazz: I think that is what Mark Henry is going to do!
Mark Henry grabbed McIntyre and lifted him off the apron. He sent McIntyre into the steel barricade. MVP picked Orton up and went for a DDT but Orton blocked it. Reverse into a RKO. MVP pushes off. MVP with another clothesline but Orton ducks and hits a neckbreaker.
Mike Hart: And Randy Orton kills MVP’s momentum with a neckbreaker!
Tazz: These guys are having a great match!
Orton backed up and was setting up for the punt kick. He charges but MVP sweeps the leg up into a pinfall attempt!
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Mike Hart: MVP almost beat Randy Orton!
Tazz: Man, this is great!
Both men got to their feet and began punching away at each other. MVP got the upper hand and had Orton backed up against the ropes. He charged but Orton backdropped him over the top rope. Mark Henry caught MVP!
Mike Hart: There’s a way to save your friend!
Tazz: Mark Henry was in the perfect place for that catch!
Mark Henry set MVP down and he went to get back into the ring. Orton attacked MVP on the way back in and had him out on the second rope. Orton is going for the DDT. He plants him! Cover.
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MVP got his foot on the ropes!
Mike Hart: I thought it was over!
Tazz: MVP got lucky there, Mike!
Orton began pounding the mat, getting ready for the RKO. MVP slowly got to his feet. Orton nailed the RKO and covered MVP.
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Randy Orton gets the hard-earned victory. He slithered to the outside and helped Drew McIntyre to his feet. Mark Henry goes into the ring to check on MVP.
Mike Hart: What a match! What a way to end the return episode of USA Championship Wrestling!
Tazz: It’s professional wrestling on the marquee and that is what we got tonight, Mike! Hey wait!
The Hart Dynasty met Orton and McIntyre on the ramp and began brawling with them. Security runs out to split the teams up as the show comes to a close.