Post by omegadeath on Jul 12, 2010 18:02:02 GMT -5
The lights in the arena dim, and the cameras pan in to see the “Uzer Fri3ndly” symbol on the screen glowing red, with lime green barbed wire wrapped around it. The crowd explodes into a frenzy as a series of red, green, blue, purple, orange, yellow, white, and pink fireworks explode across the ring ropes, and into the middle of the ring creating an X from corner to corner. More explosions go off up the ramp to main stage, followed by a huge wall of fire, then sparks, then rockets shooting to the roof over the ring, finishing with sparks raining down around the ring area. The lights come on and “The beautiful people” plays over the P.A system as cameras pan around “the igloo” and show the faces of enthusiastic fans of all genders, shapes, sizes, colors, and ages.
Finally the lights go off again and a video package is shown of last weeks events. After the video has ended the lights come back on and the cameras go to the top of the stage, awaiting the first match to start… but as always This never go according to plan.
The lights go out quickly and flash on and off very quickly and intensely. Suddenly they go off and stay off and all that can be heard is the moaning and groaning of the familier madman, Brian Warner.
After all the disturbing noises have ended the lights come back on and we see Warner standing on the stage in a red leather suit, with red platform boots covered in sequence and glitter. His hair is dark black at the roots and Red everywhere else. His long, skinny face is painted white with orange lines coming up over his eyebrows and across his forehead. Warner slowly walks down the ramp when suddenly he gets DROPPED by Kurt Angle with a CHAIR!
Warner winces in pain as he falls to his knees and gets hit in the back AGAIN with the steel chair by an ever-intense Kurt Angle. Warner is on all fours when he gets kicked in the gut, sending him closer to the ring, and AGAIN! Kurt grabs Warner by the hair and lifts him to the ring apron while choking him.
“I’m going to kill you. You freaky ass son of a bitch! Your nothing Brian, NOTHING!”
Brian cockily spits in the face of Angle, and shoves him backwards. “It’s Marilyn MANSON BITCH!” Kurt wipes the spit off of his face and bashes Manson in the head with the chair AGAIN sending him down to the floor. And ANOTHER, and AGAIN AND AGAIN…….. AND AGAIN! Kurt has gone nuts, and has completely mangled the steel chair on Manson’s body. Manson is writhing in pain as Kurt walks to the top of the steps. Kurt jumps…… FACE FIRST INTO THE BARRIOR! Manson backs away, creating some distance as Angle holds his mouth. Manson walks to Kurt and SLAMS his head off of the BARRIOR! And AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN! Kurt falls to a knee and gets a few right hands to the back, then a big kick to the back of the head! Brian gets under the apron as Kurt slowly gets to his feet.
Manson pulled out a barbed wire board! Manson struggles to get it upright, then throws it right into the face of Angle! Manson then picks up the mangled chair and slams it into the board hard. Manson gets Kurt out of the barbed wire and rolls him into the ring. Manson follows slowly but is met with a quick snap suplex! Brian rolls to the side as both men try to catch their breath. Manson pulls himself up with the ropes and charges at Kurt…. REVERSED DDT! Manson slides out to the ring and immediately gets under the apron. Manson is completely under the ring when Kurt gets out.
Manson appears on the opposite side of the ring with a string of barbed wire in hand, Kurt has turned around, away from Manson on the apron. Brian walks over quickly and wraps the barbed wire around Kurts throat! Brian kicks Kurts legs away so he is being hung on the barbedwire! Manson pulls with all his might as Kurt tries to get out of the predicament with Manson screaming at him. “Nobody wants you here. Wrestling is OVER RATED! These people come here to see ME!”
Manson gives one last tug at the wire before releasing a now seemingly passed out Kurt Angle, letting him drop limply to the floor as the crowd erupts with a mixture of boos and cheers and chants. “That’s it! I WIN! Where’s your “Wrestling HERO” now?!” Manson wipes some of the blood off of his hands onto his pants. Kurt has started moving and is now reaching under the ring….. Manson sticks his head out between the ropes…. HUGE SHOT WITH THE LADDER! Kurt was waiting for him, and caught Manson right in the face with the edge of the ladder.
Manson falls back into the ring, his face covored with blood and smeared makeup… He most likely has a broken nose after that last shot. Kurt slides the ladder in the ring, and then two new fresh chairs. Manson tries to get to a corner while Kurt goes around the ring and gets the barbed wire board…. He slides it into the ring as well and smiles wickedly. Kurt charges at Manson and delivers a European uppercut, sending manson down again. Mansons face is pouring blood and it is all over the place. Kurt sets up the chairs beside each other, as if two people were going to sit and look face to face with each other. He then wiggles the barbed wire board onto them, creating a miniature table. Kurt goes back over to Manson and delivers shot after shot to the face, followed by repeated stomps to the gut.
Angle walks back over, and sets up the ladder in the corner… It’s obvious he has something sick in mind here. Kurt finally goes and retrieves Manson. He walks him over and lays him face first on the barbed wire… The now exhausted Manson is barely able to throw a punch let alone avoid this next attack. Kurt slowly climbs up the ladder and everyone in the crowd rises to their feet. Kurt takes a moment to heal…. Manson slowly reaches down to the mat. Angle stands at the top of the ladder……
Manson THREW THE MANGLED CHAIR AT KURT IN MID - AIR! Kurt falls down viciously and slams directly through the barbed wire board with a huge thud! Manson collapses down and the crowd is in full on riot mode now! Kurt is bleeding from the back, and the head, and the mouth as he lays motionless where he landed. Manson slowly crawls over to his opponent who is completely spent. Manson slowly puts an arm over Kurt.
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Here is your winner, and in the next round of the Eat me, Beat Me Tournament. Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson)!
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The cameras pan around the huge crowd who seem to be coming unglued.. and tonight has just started! In the ring stands a very familier face to the Crowd. It’s none other than the Canadian Princess herself, Trish Stratus! She stands in the ring in her black and pink jumpsuit with a microphone in her hand. She is staring down an ever intense Victoria standing at ringside, who is also holding a microphone.
Trish Stratus |\ Canadian Princess/|
People, people calm down. Now I know you guys came here to see your favorite women wrestlers climbing up this pole and wrestling each other around on the mat….. but it is not going to happen that way… I’m sick of being nothing but eye candy to you perverts! There are a lot of hoes back there who might not agree with me, but I did find one woman with morals…. And a very strong mind! Her name is… Victoria.
Victoria slowly walks up the steps and gets into the ring. She then walks over beside Trish and nods her head.
Victoria |\ The black Widow/|
That’s right! Trish and I have been doing this for a long time… And frankly, this business has changed… for the worse! All wrestling is now is a bunch of inbred no good backwards ass perverts who are so desperate they have to get their fix by watching US earn a living! You make me sick to my stomach! Well, now it’s my turn… You people are going to learn that Women are not just little pieces of candy for you to enjoy whenever you want.
The crowd begins to chant “You suck” and “go away bitch” to Victoria.. and Trish seems kind of confused.
Trish Stratus |\ Canadian Princess/|
Vick.. Don’t you think that’s kind of harsh? I mean it’s not like we are going to war….
Victoria |\The black Widow/|
YES WE ARE TRISH! This bull is just going to keep happening unless they get taught a lesson! I’m going to do this with or without you!
Trish looks at Victoria and they exchange a few words. The crowd begins to chant things like “Fuck her up Trish”. Suddenly Trish raises the mic to her mouth again and shakes her head.
Trish Stratus |\ The Canadian Princess/|
Whatever. Your taking this way too far Victoria.. I don’t want to even be associated with you anymore!
Trish begins to walk away with the crowd cheering. Victoria looks around, and she is PISSED. Victoria quickly walks up to trish and delivers a WIDOWS PEAK! Trish goes down hard holding her neck as the crowd boos furiously. Victoria looks up slowly at the belt hanging on the pole and goes up the corner. Victoria slowly climbs up the pole and grabs the belt, laughing. She then slides down quickly and jumps down, picking up a mic.
Victoria |\ The Black Widow/|
Good….. I was lying anyway bitch!
Victoria grabs trish by the hair and slowly raises her to her knees, then rubs the championship in her face. Victoria backs up slowly and BAM! A shot to the face with the title! Trish goes down and Victoria slowly makes her way out of the ring as the cameras cut to black.
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The cameras appear backstage where we see an ever so distraught Edge, pacing back and forth in an empty hallway, running his hands through his long thick, blonde locks of hair. Edge looks around, like he is waiting for someone, and suddenly we see Brian Warner walking out of the medical department, bruised and battered from his opening match. Brian looks at Edge with a sort of disapproval and Edge begins ranting.
Edge |\ Rated R Superstar/|
You think your funny don’t you? You think it was funny to send that – that damn freak of nature out there to steal MY PLACE in the tournament.. MY PLACE WARNER!
Brian looks at Edge and rolls his eyes, Edge is obviously making an annoyance of himself.
Brian Warner |\ Anti-christ boss/|
Actually, yes I did think it was funny, a lot of other people did to.
Edge |\ Rated R Superstar/|
I don’t give a damn about what they think! All I want is my spot back! You know I DESERVE IT more than Jeff – look- at-me-I-paint-my-face- Hardy! Put me back in the tournament. NOW!
Brian Warner |\ Anti-Christ boss/|
No. You had your chance, and you blew it. You’re a loser. Nobody wants to see anymore of you, Especially not me. So get the hell out of my sight you disgusting little puke.
Edge stares violently at the boss, but backs down and walks away off camera. Brian shakes his head at Edge as he watches him leave. The cameras go black once again and come back live in the ring where Chris Jericho is in the ring, and the Jeri-tron 5000 is hanging from chains in the middle of the ring with the Highlight Reel logo on it. Jericho, coming off of a huge triple threat win last week is as confident as ever, and you can barely tell by the gargantuan grin on his egotistical face.
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Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
Hello everybody, and you should all feel very lucky, because I have decided for one night only to bring back the HIGHLIGHT REEL! I know, it’s great isn’t it?
The crowd boos Jericho with all of the hatred they can muster, Jericho must have really fucked up this time.
Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
Okay, well I’m not wasting anymore time on you people…. So LETS MOVE ON! Ladies… if that’s what you call yourself, and gentlemen….. my guest tonight…. JACK SWAGGER!
The crowd gets on their feet as they see the all American American himself, Jack Swagger make his way to the ring. Jack gets to the steps and quickly makes his way into the ring, he is pumped up.. he doesn’t want to waste any time at all.
Jack Swagger |\ American American/|
Christh Thericho.. Your one lucky guy. The all American American isth here….
Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
And you have a speech impediment…. I mean seriously man, get that crap fixed. Nobody can understand you.
Jack Swagger |\American American/|
I don’th have a speeth impediment Christh! Shut up!
Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
No. Get out now. The mentally challenged aren’t welcome on the highlight reel. Leave before I call some of your natives from the zoo!
The crowd begins to laugh at Swagger who has now stormed his way out of the ring and half way up the ramp. Swaggers face is redder than a pool of blood, and his eyes are more intense than anyone ever to set foot in a ring,.. or on the ramp anyway.
Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
Now that that moron is out of the way, we can move on to the real issue here. There appears to be a mistake, see… because Chris Jericho himself, doesn’t have a match tonight….. AND ladies and gentlemen, I believe it was ME who won that table match last week to move on in the tournament…. So here I am in the next round, and NO OPPONENT! I guess Brian was too busy in the whorehouse to remember how to book the matches correctly….
The crowd erupts in “OOOHHH’s” and almost suddenly the familiar theme of Brian Warner blares over the P.A system. Brian comes out slowly holding his side and almost limping. Brian lifts up a mic to his smeared black lipstick covered lips and begins to correct Jericho.
Brian Warner |\Anti-Christ boss/|
Listen you son of a bitch! I haven’t done a thing that anybody in this arena wouldn’t do, and when those bitch ass lawyers get here, I’m going to force-feed them their lawsuit and throw them right back out into the street! But that’s later. Right now, It’s your turn…. Tonight, Chris, You will have a match. You’re going to face you little pal, Jack Swagger.
Jericho smiles and nods as he looks at Warner, who appears to still have something to say….
Brian Warner |\Anti-Christ boss/|
And, Chris…. There’s someone else in the match…. Someone I just signed to OCW. Jericho I hope you are happy, now you have two opponents! Have fun, fucker.
Warner walks back behind the curtain as “The beautiful people” blasts uncontrollably throughout the arena, and the cameras fade to black, with the red User Friendly logo glowing on screen.
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The cameras fade in once again at ringside where we see John Morrison standing in the ring coming off of what is thought of as an upset loss last week against Brian Warner, and being kicked out of the eat me, beat me tournament. Johns Music fades slowly and the crowd waits for his opponent to arrive.
“ROB VAN DAM……. THE WHOLE FUCKIN SHOW….. ROB VAN DAM…. 5 STAR FROG SPLASH!”
The crowd jumps to their feet in excitement, their old favorite, RVD has come to OCW and they can’t wait to see him in action again. Rob walks past the top of the ramp and does his famous thumb pointing routine. The crowd stands on their feet and does it in unison as if RVD were their war commander and they were all soldiers in the dope fueled army to destroy whoever dare step in their way. Rob makes it to the ring and rolls in quickly, getting right into the face of Morrison, who looks very game tonight.
Van Dam backs up and the match starts quickly with a stiff right arm by Morrison, and another, and another… he whips RVD across the ring, CLOTHES---NO Van Dam grabs morrisons arm at the last second and delivers a big kick to the back of the skull, sending Morrison to a knee, another hard kick to the back! Jumping Legdrop to the chest! Morrison rolls over and gets to his feet quickly, facing Rob. RVD nods and smiles, Morrison however, doesn’t look to happy about it.
The two men lock up again, and Morrison quickly locks in a side head lock, backing into the ropes slowly, RVD pushes him across, RVD falls down, Morrison comes running back… Monkey flip is countered! Morrison has RVD by the legs, and launches him into the corner. RVD lands swiftly on the middle rope and jumps back…. Diving Side Kick connects! Rob grabs Morrison by the hair and gets him into a front head lock. Rob struggles as he gets John’s legs to the middle rope. Rob delivers a right knee to the gut, and another, and another, and another, and ONE MORE! Van Dam lays Morrison’s chest across the ropes on the other end of the corner and backs up….. RVD hits the Rolling Thunder! Morrison falls to the mat and Rob goes out to the ring apron. Morrison gets to his feet, RVD launches himself over the top rope…. Morrison counters with a BACKREAKER! RVD goes down hard, and Morrison goes for the quick cover.
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NO! RVD kicked out easily. Morrison grabs rob by the neck and tosses him over the top rope, Van Dam lands on the apron and hooks John’s head and arm it looks like RVD is going for a suplex onto the floor. Rov lifts Morrison over-head, but Morrison wiggles his way out, and lands on his feet on the floor. Morrison sweeps RVD’s legs out from under him, and Rob’s face hits the apron hard! Rob is on his knees with his face at the edge of the apron while Morrison climbs onto the barricade… MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE HEAD! Van Dam’s face bounces back extremely hard as he falls to his back. Morrison reaches under the ring and pulls out a trashcan, with the lid on top of it.
Morrison rolls the can into the ring, then he rolls Van Dam into the ring. Morrison gets to the apron and gets BLASTED with the trashcan lid! Morrison goes down to his knees, and gets nailed AGAIN with the lid, sending him down to his side on the apron. Morrison weakly rolls into the ring and tries to take a moment to rest, meanwhile Van Dam has emptied the trash can to find lighter fluid, and a box of matches. Van Dam rolls them aside and goes to retrieve Morrison. Morrison tries to fight his way out of the corner, but Van Dam gets the advantage. Rob ties Morrison up in the tree of woe and backs up. Rob charges and knocks the air out of Morrison with a shoulder block, and another, and another. Rob then backs away and grabs the trashcan. He runs at Morrison and drops it down on his face with a huge legdrop!
RVD gets up holding his leg and nods, he feels he has the advantage as the ref unties Morrison from the turnbuckle. Morrison grabs the mangled trash can and stands up, while RVD grabs the lighter fluid. The two notice each other and take caution. Both exchange a few words as RVD opens the bottle…
The two men charge each other like gladiators, and rob quickly sprays as much fluid on Morrison as he can, and gets blasted in the face for his efforts! Both men go down, and Morrison rubs his face as he rolls out of the ring. RVD notices this and will have none of it. Morrison makes his way up the ramp, while Rob grabs a chair, the lighter fluid, and matches. Quickly van dam douses the chair in lighter fluid, and lights it on fire. Rob taps Morrison on the back…… VAN DAMINATOR CONNECTS! Morrison falls to the ground, now with his hair in flames, engulfing his entire head. Morrison tries to put the flames out, and is kicked in the face by Van Dam about 8 times. Morrison rolls away, and his head is finally extinguished. The referee makes it up the ramp and gets in front of Rob, saying the match is being stopped. The crowd now becomes furious, as does Van Dam, and the boo the ref together with the hatred of 27 thousand deprived animals. The booing is suddenly interrupted.
Brian comes running out on the stage with a microphone in hand, and he definitely doesn’t look very happy about the ref’s decision. Brian gets in the ref’s face and grabs him by his shirt, pulling him closer, into his ugly, grotesque face.
Brian Warner |\Marilyn Manson/|
Listen to me you bitch. Your stupid pussy ass isn’t going to ruin this match, get the fuck off my stage, I’m going to ref this match by myself you fucking pussy!
Manson shoves the ref out of the way, and the ref obeys, and goes backstage while Warner motions to RVD to progress… The crowd erupts in cheers and applause for the decision.
RVD grabs Morrison by the hair and rolls him down the stage, closer to the ring, Van dam pull out a table and a ladder from under the ring. Van Dam rolls the table into the ring ad quickly set it up in the middle. Van Dam checks the table to make sure it’s stable, then turns around to go get Morrison. WHAM! A huge shot to the face with the ladder! Morrison slides the ladder in the ring and lays is horizontal across the two middle ropes. Morrison delivers a forearm to Van Dam, and goes for another, but Rob ducks it, and delivers a quick kick to the back of the head! Morrison falls down, and Van dam puts him on the table.
Van Dam goes back outside and pulls out yet another ladder! Rob slides it into the ring, One, two, three, four, five shots to the sternum with the ladder! Van Dam carefully sets up the ladder and lifts it on top of the other one on the second rope. Warner goes over and Rob motions to the ladder…. Brian’s face lights up and immediately he holds the ladder still. RVD climbs to the top rope, then up the ladder slowly. Brian holds the ladder still as Van Dam makes it to the top. Vam Dam is about 26 feet in the air… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Van Dam goes crashing through Morrison, the table, and left a dent in the ring! Brian gets down for the count…..
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Here is your winner… ROB VAN DAM! The crowd is going absolutely ape shit as the cameras zoom out and medical staff come down to get the two athletes out of the ring.
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The camera fades in backstage with Shawn Micheals Staring into the camera, his hand crossed on his chest, and his hair pulled back into a ponytail. Shawn looks intense as he stares into the camera and begins speaking slowly.
Shawn Micheals |\HBK/|
Tonight, I’m going to be in a match…. This match is going to determine if me, The heartbreak kid, moves on to the next round of this tournament, of which the winner will receive achampionship that nobody has seen yet. My match tonight is important, no doubt, but my opponent…. Yeah The booking manager could have a lot a lot better with that one.
Tonight, The showstopper himself goes one on one with what some like to call a “free spirit” and others like to call “charismatic”. I’ll tell you what, I was the charismatic one, I AM the most charismatic wrestler to ever live! Back when young Jeffrey was in diapers, I was at wrestlemania, revolutionizing this business in a Ladder match against Razor Ramon. Razor may not have been the best wrestler, but cmon’ He would smack the face paint and hair dye right off of Jeff Hardy’s head!
Tonight, I’m making it my goal… no my MISSION to show you people and Jeff Hardy why I am STILL the showstopper, Why I am STILL the main event, and why I am STILL the one and only Heart Break Kid!
Shawn stares directly into the camera as it zooms out, showing Jeff Hardy standing behind shawn with red and black hair, and his forehead painted blue. Jeff is wearing the usual white tank top and black pants.
Jeff Hardy |\ The charismatic enigma/|
Hey, man. If you have a problem with the way I live my life, that’s too bad. But I think the people would agree with me when I say that my life is definitely a hell of a lot more exciting than yours, what with all your reminiscing of old times, barely managing to win your matches, and fighting to keep your self going day by day. Shawn you have to realize that The future has no room for HBK. The future has room for only guys like me, who do things today that you only wish you would, and could have done. Times have changed Shawn, and either you will accept that, or the brutality of time will gain on you, and it will make you accept it.
Shawn Micheals |\HBK/|
Listen, kid. I might not be 24 anymore, but it doesn’t matter how old I am. You see, as long as I’m breathing, I’ll be kicking young punks like you in the face, until I’m a hundred and five years old!
Jeff Hardy |\Charismatic Enigma/|
You keep thinking that Shawn, but if you want to kick me in my jaw, you have to catch me first, old man.
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Jeff Hardy smirks and walks away, shaking his head leaving HBK alone, where the camera zooms in on Shawn’s face, then fades to black, with the user friendly logo flying onto screen wrapped in barbed wire and spins around, then exploding off screen where we see the packed Mellon arena crowd going insane, and Chris Jericho and Jack Swagger in the ring, facing the entrance ramp. The lights dim slowly and spotlights all go to the stage.
Quickly the lights come back on to see Shannon Moore on the top rope, waiting for his moment. Shannon jumps and flips over the head of Swagger, driving Jack’s face hard into the mat. Shannon gets to his feet quickly and Jericho runs at him, Shannon lifts Jericho into the air, Jericho lands on the apron, right hand blocked by Moore, right hand blocked by Jericho, Jericho hooks Moore for a suples and lifts him into the air. Shannon shifts his body and both men fall backwards, with Shannon crashing onto Jericho’s head hard!
Moore gets up quickly only to turn around and get BLASTED with a clothesline by Swagger. Swagger grabs Moore by the hair and slams his head into the ring apron, the steel steps, the barricade, hannon counters, and send Swagger over the barricade into the crowd. Moore gets on the top step…. Diving dropkick! Both Moore and Swagger are on the floor in the crowd as Jericho slowly climbs onto the top rope. Swagger gets to his feet and gets a leg over the barricade and WHAM! A steel chair shot to the back by Moore, and another! Moore lays Swagger backwards on the barricade, putting the steel chair on his chest, nodding to Jericho. Jericho leaps and lands feet first on the chair, driving it through the chest of Swagger, and crumpling the barricade to the floor with momentum. Jericho flies into the 8 row, while Swagger lays first down on the floor, coughing and holding his chest while Moore looks around and panders to the crowd for a short moment.
Moore grabs Jack’s short blonde hair and drags him next to the ring where he slams his head into the apron, then rolls him into the ring. Shannon gets on the apron but ets cut off by a sharp kick to the knee by Swagger. Jack pulls Moore up and gets him into the suplex position, he lifts Shannon completely vertical and holds him in place….. He drops him stomach first onto the top turnbuckle! Shannon falls into the ring and Swagger goes for the cover.
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No, Shannon kicks out easily and attempts to roll away, but Swagger catches him with a hard knee drop to the face, and another right into the ribs of Moore! Jack gets up quickly and watches as Jericho makes his way back into the ring, Swagger immediately jumps on him, pounding him with rights and lefts to the back. Jack pulls him in the ring and whips him into the ropes. Chris bounces back with a boot to the gut! Jericho hooks swagger and hits a quick DDT. Almost immediately Moore hits a standing senton, driving the wind out of Swagger. Moore lands on his feet quickly, and jumps onto the middle rope….. Springboard Moonsault!
Jericho catches Moore off guard with a big knee to the gut, followed by an abdominal stretch. Jericho pounds on the ribs of Moore as he stretches and rips the muscles of Moore like dough. Chris continues to wrench on Moore and gets hit with a big boot by Swagger! Jericho falls backwards, and Moore falls to his knees. Swagger follows up with a kick to the gut of Moore! Jack drags Moore to his feet gets him ready for a gut wrench powerbomb…. Shannon rolls over the shoulder of Swagger and counters with a hard roundhouse kick to the head, sending Jack to his knees. Shannon back up and charges for Swagger, but gets dropped by Jericho who struggles to lock in the Walls of Jericho!
Moore fights slowly to get out, and flips Jericho onto his back. Moore rolls to the apron ans slowly get outside, on his feet. Meanwhile, Jericho gets manhandled by Swagger with a huge vertical suplex! Swagger goes for the cover quick, but Jericho kicks out. Swagger grabs Jericho by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Swagger tosses Jericho over the top rope straight into Shannon! Swagger slowly gets to the top rope and dives right onto both of them!
Swagger gets to his knees and looks under the ring. He pulls out a chair. He quickly tosses it at Shannon, who catches it and smacks Jericho in the face with it! Moore turns around BIG BOOT to the face! Swagger rolls Moore into the ring, and follows with the chair. Moore gets to his knees and gets BLASTED with a chair shot to the back! Swagger lifts the chair high over head, but Shannon moved! Shannon runs at Swagger… Swagger gets Moore up for the powerbomb…. Moore counters with a Hurricarana over te top rope! Swagger lands on the floor head first beside Jericho, who has set up a table. Jericho grabs Swagger and places him on the table, meanwhile Moore sets up the chair about 4 feet from the ropes.
Jericho gets on the apron, but is met with a right hand from Moore, then a kick to the gut, then another right hand, and another, and another, and to top it off a kick to the head! Jericho falls down on his side, still on the apron. Shannon backs up and takes off for the chair….. SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING SPAR PRESS THROUGH THE TABLE! The table crashes into 5 pieces, and Jericho rolls into the ring, surveying the damage done.
Jericho looks down and laughs at Swaggers pain, but doesn’t notice that Moore has already gotten up and that he is in the ring with a chair in hand! Jericho turns around and gets blasted with a chair shot to the head, sending him down, then the chest, then the arm, and again the chest, driving the air out of Jericho! Chris rolls over to the ropes and Shannon launches the chair at Jericho, but it is cut off with a boot by the resourceful Y2J. Moore grabs Jericho by the hair, and lifts him into the corner. Shannon connects with a hard knife edge chop, then whips Jericho across the ring quickly… Jericho grabs the top rope and floats over Moore’s head in the opposite corner. Jericho hits a hard right hand to the back of the neck, then slams Moore’s head into the top turnbuckle! Jericho allows Moore to back up, and quickly gets to the top rope for a moonsault! Jericho comes down hard, and gets caught with a HUGE knee from Moore out of nowhere to the face! Jericho stumbles backwards and falls hard, Shannon makes the cover.
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NO Jericho kicked out easy. Chris rolls out on the apron and is met by a kick in the middle of his spine by moore, followed by a baseball slide, sending Jericho hard to the floor. Jericho gets to his feet slowly and looks up to see Moore flying down at him head-first! Moore manages to hit Jericho, and crashes violently into the steel steps with his knee! Shannon tries to get up, but struggles and uses the steps for support. Jericho BASHES Moore’s knee into the steps with a dropkick! Jericho gets on the opposite side of the steps and grabs Moore by the ankle. Chris SLAMS Shannon’s knee onto the steps violently! He repeats it, again, and again, and again, and again, and one last time, leaving Moore in a ton of pain y the steps. Jericho stomps on the knee hard, and progresses to retrieve Swagger.
Chris gets to swagger and rolls him into the ring. Jericho gets on the apron slowly as he waits for Jack to get to his feet. Swagger takes a shot at Jericho, but Chris ducked and answer with a kick to the side, and then the thigh, and finally a hard blow to the kneecap, sending Swagger down to his knees, with his head hanging over the second rope. Jericho grabs the chair nearby and whacks swagger in the face with it, leaving him seemingly unconscious. Jericho walks up the steps, and slowly progresses to the middle turnbuckle, where he stands, mocking the crowd, and Swagger!
Jericho gets ready to leap when suddenly the lights flash on and off quickly, catching the attention of everyone in the arena. Suddenly a red spotlight comes on Jericho, and slowly leads up the ramp to the tiantron, where we see what appears to be a torture chamber with mannequins that have been slices open, and a wall that is covered with barbedwire, and picture of clowns, each one looking more and more disturbing than its predecessor, eventually culminating with the sickest, most twisted clown of them all, The monster, Abyss!
Abyss |\the Monster/|
Jerichooohh.. hehehehe… Chris..christopher, oh young chrissyboy! You know Jericho…. I just thought I’d tell you a little secret…. Hahaheheheheohoh heheh Jericho, I’ve got wood…. And it has your name on it BUDDY! So maybe you better watch yourself… and pay attention real close…. Or I might get you chris.. I don’t wanna do it but see I gotta do it cus you made me do it…. GOD DAMN YOU JERICHO! WHY DID YOU DO IT! Hahaheheheheheheheh.. uhhhhuhuhuhuh hehehe! GOODBYE JERICHO! YOU PRICK!
Suddenly the screen goes black and Jericho looks confused, it looks like Abyss provided a great distraction, because Swagger has gotten up and is now on the middle rope with Jericho. Chris climbs to the top rope, and Swagger fights him with elbows to the gut, which eventually weaken Chris so Jack can get to the top. Jack hooks Chris for a superplex, but Jericho refuses to go down! Chris reverses it, suplexing Swagger backwards onto the steel steps! Jericho falls hard, bouncing off the apron, and swagger slams hard into the steps spine and head first with an enormous thud that echoes through the “igloo” along with the screams and cheers of the rabid animals around ringside!
Jericho slowly gets back on the top rope and sits, tired and hurt from the fall he just took. Suddenly Shannon slides into the ring and runs at Jericho, grabbing the bottom rope and flinging his feet in Jericho’s face but Jericho grabs his legs and hooks them under his arms. Jericho’s face lights up as he realizes his opportunity. Jericho jumps down over Moore and lands on his feet, locking in the Walls of Jericho!
Moore grabs the bottom rope, but Jericho drags him forward into the middle of the ring with nowhere to go as he tightens his grip. Moore screams and winces in agony as he looks around, it’s useless he is square in the middle of the ring. Moore raises his arm to tap out but at the very last moment Jack Swagger comes in with a forearm to the head of Jericho, breaking up the hold!
Jericho gets up and charges at Swagger… CODEBREAKER BLOCKED by Swagger! Swagger forcefully dumps Jericho out of the ring on his head. Jack retrieves Moore and sets him up for the gutwrench powerbomb…. REVERSED INTO A SCHOOLBOY!
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Here is your winner, and taking Jericho’s place in the Eat me, Beat me tournament, Shannon Moore!
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The cameras fade back in to see Melon arena going insane, the cheers and applause only being heightened by a loud blasting theme song.
Modest to the top… Modest at the top….. Modest past the top”
The lights in the arena have gone out, and a group of bright green lasers flash and chase each other around the dark arena as Jeff Hardy makes his way to the ramp. Jeff is crawling on the ground and his face is glowing orange and green, while his hair is glowing multiple colors. Jeff Gets to his feet and gyrates to his music as he makes his way down to the ring. Jeff slides in the ring quickly and pumps his fists in the air, driving the fans crazy!
” Oh… Oh… Shawn!.... I think I’m cute! …I know I’m sexy!”
Jeff has been interrupted by HBK, who doesn’t seem to be playing around as he walks down the ramp quickly, not taking his eyes off of Hardy once. HBK gets in the ring aggressively and gets into the face of Hardy. The two men bicker for a moment, and they get backed into opposing corners as the bell rings.
Jeff and Shawn come to the center and HBK offers a handshake that is accepted by Hardy, but very swiftly turned into an arm drag, rolling Shawn across the mat back to his feet. HBK gets up with a grin that matches Hardy’s and nods in approval. The two lock up again and Shawn quickly gets Jeff in a side headlock, Jeff backs into the ropes, HBK whips across the ring, leapfrog by jeff, and a big dropkick! Shawn gets up quickly and goes back after Hardy. HBK whips Jeff across the ring and connects with a stiff elbow to the nose sending Hardy down, followed by another one to the chest! Shawn grabs Jeff’s arm and drags him to the rope. Shawn steps on Jeff’s wrist, then forearm, then bicep. Shan gets a foot on the bottom rope and launches for a big elbow to the face!
Hardy rolls out on to the apron, where he gets a baseball slide, sending him to the floor. HBK follows and gets a right hand for his efforts. Jeff whips shawn right into the steel steps! Jeff quickly jumps on the apron…. Missile dropkick into the steel steps! Jeff grabs Shawn and quickly rams him into the barricade, followed by hard stomps to the chest! Jeff rams HBK’s head backwards into the barricade, leaving him on his ass, leaning against the wall.
Jeff hops onto the other side of the barricade, and gives the guns. Hardy grabs the barricade…. Sling shot Dropkick! Hardy hits the floor hard and rolls under the ring. Jeff pulls out a trashcan lid, but is met with a HUGE chop from HBK, and another, and another, and one more! HBK grabs the trashcan lid and places it on the apron. Shawn grabs Hardy by the hair and slams his face into the lid! HBK grabs the lid and delivers another shot to the back! HBK reaches into the crowd and pulls out a chair…. HUGE SHOT to Hardy’s head! HBK is as aggressive as ever, but gets stopped in his tracks by Jeff who has got the trashcan lid.
Hardy rolls HBK into the ring and gets on the apron with the trashcan lid. Hardy throws the lid at HBK and springboards over the rope. Hardy gets hammered in mid air by the lid, sending him down on his upper back and neck. HBK rolls him over for the pin.
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to early for that. Hardy rolls away from HBK who has now made his way to the top rope. Hardy gets up quickly and meets Shawn at the top with three right hands. Hardy gets on HBK’s shoulders… FRANKENSTEINER BLOCKED! Hardy is upside down, still on shawn’s shoulders and HBK throws his body backwards, sending Hardy over the top rope and onto the floor with a huge thud! Hardy slowly starts to get up and HBK comes crashing down with a moonsault!
Both men get to their feet and throw fists at each other all the way into the ring. Hardy stops Shawn with a dropkick, followed by an elbow drop. Jeff grabs Shan and hooks him for a suplex, but drops him FACE first! Hardy goes to the top and gives the guns. OUT OF NOWHERE EDGE APPEARS! Edge throws Jeff off the top and gets in the ring. Jeff slowly gets to his feet and Edge charges…. SWEET CHIN MUSIC by HBK!
Edge goes down as Jeff looks at Shawn confused. HBK grabs a mic and starts talking into it.
Shawn Micheals |\HBK/|
No. It’s not gunna go down like that! Jeff, you and me are supposed to be fighting,but we need to put it away, and get rid of this chump for the rest of the week!
Jeff nods in agreement as Edge slowly slides away, eventually getting caught. Jeff and Shawn deliver right hand after right hand after right hand to Edge. Edge goes down to his knees while HBK continues the assault, meanwhile Jeff is outside the ring, and he pulls out a HUGE 18 foot ladder! Hardy rolls it into the ring, and then goes to the side of the ring where the ramp is, and pulls out a table! Jeff sets it up outside the ring and slides back in, where HBK is still punching the daylights out of Edge.
Hardy lets HBK know what he is doing, and HBK agrees. Edge gets to his feet, with help from the ropes, only to see HBK and Jeff waiting for him, ladder in hand! Both men charge at Edge, and slam the ladder into his face, knocking him over the ropes, and onto the floor. Jeff and Shawn nod to each other while Jeff sets up the ladder. HBK goes outside and picks up Edge, who is on wobbly legs.
SWEET CHIN MUSIC AGAIN! Edge falls backwards onto the table, meanwhile Hardy climbs to the very top of the ladder. Jeff screams, and takes a leap. SWANTON BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! The fans are going insane, and Edge looks like he has been broken in half! Jeff struggles to his feet, when he shakes Shawns hand… SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO JEFF!
Jeff goes down hard, and HBK rolls him into the ring, where he struggles to get to his knees. HBK backs into the corner….. Jeff stands….. SWEET CHIN MUSIC AGAIN! Jeff goes down, completely knocked out, and the crowd erupts in a mixture of boo’s and cheers. HBK goes for the cover…
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Thr- NO!
Jeff managed to get his shoulder up at the last second! Shawn looks frustrated as he goes outside and grabs a chair. Shawn throws it on Hardy, then lifts him up, and NAILS Jeff with the chair! Shan moves the ladder into the corner, and puts the chair on the rung facing the turnbuckle for storage. HBK grabs Jeff by the hair and slowly forces him up the inside-half of the ladder. HBK forces him way up, all the way to the top as he climbs the opposite end, chair in hand.
Shawn reaches the top and looks into Jeff’s eyes.
”I’m not done stopping the show yet, kid!”
Shawn lifts the chair and BLASTS Hardy in the face with it, sending him falling down, crashing on his back in the middle of the ring. The crowd begins to get crazy, and HBK slowly climbs to the very top rung. HBK stares down at Hardy and smirks sadistically. DIVING ELBOW DROP! HBK crashes his elbow into the chest of Hardy, and lies over top of him, waiting for the bell to ring.
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The bell rings and the fans erupt in mostly boo’s for HBK who has completely destroyed Hardy, and betrayed them all. They don’t even know the half of it.
Here is your winner, and in the next round of the Eat Me, Beat Me tournament, Shawn Micheals!
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The cameras pan all around the arena, then we see a group of three men in black suits standing outsite the office of Brian Warner. One of them knocks on the door, and it is immediately answered by Warner, who looks extremely annoyed by the fact that they are even here. Brian folds his arms across his bare, pale chest and stares into the eyes of the three men. One of the men extends his hand and starts speaking.
Lawyer:
Mr. Warner? It’s been a while since I have seen you. So These two gentlemen are telling me that you needed my service?
Brian Warner |\OCW owner/|
Yeah, It seems that I’m being charged with sexual assault, again… On top of it, they seem to think I was out all night playing with hookers.
Lawyer:
Sexual assault, again? Well, gentlemen, lets step in the office to discuss this.
Brian Warner |\OCW owner/|
Yeah…. Just a second, I have one last thing to do.
Brian walks away and he quickly runs into Someone with a long black trench coat and black boots. Brian says a few words, and the man walks away. Warner walks back ot his office, and envites the rest of his company in. The door closes quickly, and the cameras zoom out, eventually fading back to the arena, where we see the infamous wheel.
The wheel is different this week. It contains numbers, instead of names.The lights in Melon arena go out, with a white spotlight on the wheel, which has begun spinning furiously. The wheel continues to spin, and eventually starts to slow down. The wheel slowly stops on the number “15” and the lights come back on, and the crowd goes nuts, waiting to see who’s number it is…..
”Your time is up, My time is now….. You can’t see me…. My time is NOW!”
The crowd erupts in a frenzy of cheers and applause, and little girls screaming at the top of their lungs as John Comes out onto the stage. Cena stands in front of the wheel and salutes, then runs furiously down to the ring and slides in. Cena rips off his shirt and throws it into the crowd, and the lights go completely out again. A white spotlights goes on the wheel which has begun spinning again…
Suddenly the wheel gets stopped by a black bat on the number “32”. The crowd goes completely insane, and the lights come up only to reveal the black and white dressed Sting! Sting has a big piece of paper in his hand that reads “32”. Sting looks at the wheel and violently strikes it with his bat, breaking it in some places, and knocking it over. Sting looks into the eyes of John as he slowly walks down the ramp. Sting makes it to the steps and gets in. He stares down John who looks pumped, and points his bat at him!
Cena walks toward Sting and grabs the big end of the bat, but Sting outsmarted him and kicks him in the knees, sending him down. Sting beats John across the back violently with the bat! Sting throws some kicks to the head of John, who is now in the corner. Sting hits John in the gut with the bat, then again, and again, and again, and once more! John goes down and gets ANOTHER shot to the back from Sting.
Sting hits John again with the bat, and the crowd has gone insane with boo’s! Sting grabs John and pulls him up. He lifts John’s head over the top rope, and back under it. Sting pulls on the middle rope, up around the neck of John! Sting violently flips John over the ropes, hanging him between the first and second rope, with Cenas feet about a foot from the ground! Cena’s face starts to turn red and he fights as hard as he can to get out, but it’s no use!
Sting gets out of the ring with his bat and deliver blow after blow after blow to the stomach and ribs of John, who has now passed out. Sting grab’s John’s legs and pulls on them, tightening the grips of the ropes on his neck!
Sting keeps pulling and suddenly the ropes snap! Cena falls hard on the floor and begins coughing. Blood starts to pour from the mouth of Cena as Sting continues kicking the ribs and stomach! Sting finaly delivers a HUGE shot with the bat to the face, knocking John completely out cold! The cameras zoom in on Sting who is pleased with his work, and the red “Uzer Fr1endly “ logo appears as the cameras fade to black.
Finally the lights go off again and a video package is shown of last weeks events. After the video has ended the lights come back on and the cameras go to the top of the stage, awaiting the first match to start… but as always This never go according to plan.
The lights go out quickly and flash on and off very quickly and intensely. Suddenly they go off and stay off and all that can be heard is the moaning and groaning of the familier madman, Brian Warner.
After all the disturbing noises have ended the lights come back on and we see Warner standing on the stage in a red leather suit, with red platform boots covered in sequence and glitter. His hair is dark black at the roots and Red everywhere else. His long, skinny face is painted white with orange lines coming up over his eyebrows and across his forehead. Warner slowly walks down the ramp when suddenly he gets DROPPED by Kurt Angle with a CHAIR!
Warner winces in pain as he falls to his knees and gets hit in the back AGAIN with the steel chair by an ever-intense Kurt Angle. Warner is on all fours when he gets kicked in the gut, sending him closer to the ring, and AGAIN! Kurt grabs Warner by the hair and lifts him to the ring apron while choking him.
“I’m going to kill you. You freaky ass son of a bitch! Your nothing Brian, NOTHING!”
Brian cockily spits in the face of Angle, and shoves him backwards. “It’s Marilyn MANSON BITCH!” Kurt wipes the spit off of his face and bashes Manson in the head with the chair AGAIN sending him down to the floor. And ANOTHER, and AGAIN AND AGAIN…….. AND AGAIN! Kurt has gone nuts, and has completely mangled the steel chair on Manson’s body. Manson is writhing in pain as Kurt walks to the top of the steps. Kurt jumps…… FACE FIRST INTO THE BARRIOR! Manson backs away, creating some distance as Angle holds his mouth. Manson walks to Kurt and SLAMS his head off of the BARRIOR! And AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN! Kurt falls to a knee and gets a few right hands to the back, then a big kick to the back of the head! Brian gets under the apron as Kurt slowly gets to his feet.
Manson pulled out a barbed wire board! Manson struggles to get it upright, then throws it right into the face of Angle! Manson then picks up the mangled chair and slams it into the board hard. Manson gets Kurt out of the barbed wire and rolls him into the ring. Manson follows slowly but is met with a quick snap suplex! Brian rolls to the side as both men try to catch their breath. Manson pulls himself up with the ropes and charges at Kurt…. REVERSED DDT! Manson slides out to the ring and immediately gets under the apron. Manson is completely under the ring when Kurt gets out.
Manson appears on the opposite side of the ring with a string of barbed wire in hand, Kurt has turned around, away from Manson on the apron. Brian walks over quickly and wraps the barbed wire around Kurts throat! Brian kicks Kurts legs away so he is being hung on the barbedwire! Manson pulls with all his might as Kurt tries to get out of the predicament with Manson screaming at him. “Nobody wants you here. Wrestling is OVER RATED! These people come here to see ME!”
Manson gives one last tug at the wire before releasing a now seemingly passed out Kurt Angle, letting him drop limply to the floor as the crowd erupts with a mixture of boos and cheers and chants. “That’s it! I WIN! Where’s your “Wrestling HERO” now?!” Manson wipes some of the blood off of his hands onto his pants. Kurt has started moving and is now reaching under the ring….. Manson sticks his head out between the ropes…. HUGE SHOT WITH THE LADDER! Kurt was waiting for him, and caught Manson right in the face with the edge of the ladder.
Manson falls back into the ring, his face covored with blood and smeared makeup… He most likely has a broken nose after that last shot. Kurt slides the ladder in the ring, and then two new fresh chairs. Manson tries to get to a corner while Kurt goes around the ring and gets the barbed wire board…. He slides it into the ring as well and smiles wickedly. Kurt charges at Manson and delivers a European uppercut, sending manson down again. Mansons face is pouring blood and it is all over the place. Kurt sets up the chairs beside each other, as if two people were going to sit and look face to face with each other. He then wiggles the barbed wire board onto them, creating a miniature table. Kurt goes back over to Manson and delivers shot after shot to the face, followed by repeated stomps to the gut.
Angle walks back over, and sets up the ladder in the corner… It’s obvious he has something sick in mind here. Kurt finally goes and retrieves Manson. He walks him over and lays him face first on the barbed wire… The now exhausted Manson is barely able to throw a punch let alone avoid this next attack. Kurt slowly climbs up the ladder and everyone in the crowd rises to their feet. Kurt takes a moment to heal…. Manson slowly reaches down to the mat. Angle stands at the top of the ladder……
Manson THREW THE MANGLED CHAIR AT KURT IN MID - AIR! Kurt falls down viciously and slams directly through the barbed wire board with a huge thud! Manson collapses down and the crowd is in full on riot mode now! Kurt is bleeding from the back, and the head, and the mouth as he lays motionless where he landed. Manson slowly crawls over to his opponent who is completely spent. Manson slowly puts an arm over Kurt.
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Here is your winner, and in the next round of the Eat me, Beat Me Tournament. Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson)!
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The cameras pan around the huge crowd who seem to be coming unglued.. and tonight has just started! In the ring stands a very familier face to the Crowd. It’s none other than the Canadian Princess herself, Trish Stratus! She stands in the ring in her black and pink jumpsuit with a microphone in her hand. She is staring down an ever intense Victoria standing at ringside, who is also holding a microphone.
Trish Stratus |\ Canadian Princess/|
People, people calm down. Now I know you guys came here to see your favorite women wrestlers climbing up this pole and wrestling each other around on the mat….. but it is not going to happen that way… I’m sick of being nothing but eye candy to you perverts! There are a lot of hoes back there who might not agree with me, but I did find one woman with morals…. And a very strong mind! Her name is… Victoria.
Victoria slowly walks up the steps and gets into the ring. She then walks over beside Trish and nods her head.
Victoria |\ The black Widow/|
That’s right! Trish and I have been doing this for a long time… And frankly, this business has changed… for the worse! All wrestling is now is a bunch of inbred no good backwards ass perverts who are so desperate they have to get their fix by watching US earn a living! You make me sick to my stomach! Well, now it’s my turn… You people are going to learn that Women are not just little pieces of candy for you to enjoy whenever you want.
The crowd begins to chant “You suck” and “go away bitch” to Victoria.. and Trish seems kind of confused.
Trish Stratus |\ Canadian Princess/|
Vick.. Don’t you think that’s kind of harsh? I mean it’s not like we are going to war….
Victoria |\The black Widow/|
YES WE ARE TRISH! This bull is just going to keep happening unless they get taught a lesson! I’m going to do this with or without you!
Trish looks at Victoria and they exchange a few words. The crowd begins to chant things like “Fuck her up Trish”. Suddenly Trish raises the mic to her mouth again and shakes her head.
Trish Stratus |\ The Canadian Princess/|
Whatever. Your taking this way too far Victoria.. I don’t want to even be associated with you anymore!
Trish begins to walk away with the crowd cheering. Victoria looks around, and she is PISSED. Victoria quickly walks up to trish and delivers a WIDOWS PEAK! Trish goes down hard holding her neck as the crowd boos furiously. Victoria looks up slowly at the belt hanging on the pole and goes up the corner. Victoria slowly climbs up the pole and grabs the belt, laughing. She then slides down quickly and jumps down, picking up a mic.
Victoria |\ The Black Widow/|
Good….. I was lying anyway bitch!
Victoria grabs trish by the hair and slowly raises her to her knees, then rubs the championship in her face. Victoria backs up slowly and BAM! A shot to the face with the title! Trish goes down and Victoria slowly makes her way out of the ring as the cameras cut to black.
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The cameras appear backstage where we see an ever so distraught Edge, pacing back and forth in an empty hallway, running his hands through his long thick, blonde locks of hair. Edge looks around, like he is waiting for someone, and suddenly we see Brian Warner walking out of the medical department, bruised and battered from his opening match. Brian looks at Edge with a sort of disapproval and Edge begins ranting.
Edge |\ Rated R Superstar/|
You think your funny don’t you? You think it was funny to send that – that damn freak of nature out there to steal MY PLACE in the tournament.. MY PLACE WARNER!
Brian looks at Edge and rolls his eyes, Edge is obviously making an annoyance of himself.
Brian Warner |\ Anti-christ boss/|
Actually, yes I did think it was funny, a lot of other people did to.
Edge |\ Rated R Superstar/|
I don’t give a damn about what they think! All I want is my spot back! You know I DESERVE IT more than Jeff – look- at-me-I-paint-my-face- Hardy! Put me back in the tournament. NOW!
Brian Warner |\ Anti-Christ boss/|
No. You had your chance, and you blew it. You’re a loser. Nobody wants to see anymore of you, Especially not me. So get the hell out of my sight you disgusting little puke.
Edge stares violently at the boss, but backs down and walks away off camera. Brian shakes his head at Edge as he watches him leave. The cameras go black once again and come back live in the ring where Chris Jericho is in the ring, and the Jeri-tron 5000 is hanging from chains in the middle of the ring with the Highlight Reel logo on it. Jericho, coming off of a huge triple threat win last week is as confident as ever, and you can barely tell by the gargantuan grin on his egotistical face.
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Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
Hello everybody, and you should all feel very lucky, because I have decided for one night only to bring back the HIGHLIGHT REEL! I know, it’s great isn’t it?
The crowd boos Jericho with all of the hatred they can muster, Jericho must have really fucked up this time.
Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
Okay, well I’m not wasting anymore time on you people…. So LETS MOVE ON! Ladies… if that’s what you call yourself, and gentlemen….. my guest tonight…. JACK SWAGGER!
The crowd gets on their feet as they see the all American American himself, Jack Swagger make his way to the ring. Jack gets to the steps and quickly makes his way into the ring, he is pumped up.. he doesn’t want to waste any time at all.
Jack Swagger |\ American American/|
Christh Thericho.. Your one lucky guy. The all American American isth here….
Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
And you have a speech impediment…. I mean seriously man, get that crap fixed. Nobody can understand you.
Jack Swagger |\American American/|
I don’th have a speeth impediment Christh! Shut up!
Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
No. Get out now. The mentally challenged aren’t welcome on the highlight reel. Leave before I call some of your natives from the zoo!
The crowd begins to laugh at Swagger who has now stormed his way out of the ring and half way up the ramp. Swaggers face is redder than a pool of blood, and his eyes are more intense than anyone ever to set foot in a ring,.. or on the ramp anyway.
Chris Jericho |\Y2J/|
Now that that moron is out of the way, we can move on to the real issue here. There appears to be a mistake, see… because Chris Jericho himself, doesn’t have a match tonight….. AND ladies and gentlemen, I believe it was ME who won that table match last week to move on in the tournament…. So here I am in the next round, and NO OPPONENT! I guess Brian was too busy in the whorehouse to remember how to book the matches correctly….
The crowd erupts in “OOOHHH’s” and almost suddenly the familiar theme of Brian Warner blares over the P.A system. Brian comes out slowly holding his side and almost limping. Brian lifts up a mic to his smeared black lipstick covered lips and begins to correct Jericho.
Brian Warner |\Anti-Christ boss/|
Listen you son of a bitch! I haven’t done a thing that anybody in this arena wouldn’t do, and when those bitch ass lawyers get here, I’m going to force-feed them their lawsuit and throw them right back out into the street! But that’s later. Right now, It’s your turn…. Tonight, Chris, You will have a match. You’re going to face you little pal, Jack Swagger.
Jericho smiles and nods as he looks at Warner, who appears to still have something to say….
Brian Warner |\Anti-Christ boss/|
And, Chris…. There’s someone else in the match…. Someone I just signed to OCW. Jericho I hope you are happy, now you have two opponents! Have fun, fucker.
Warner walks back behind the curtain as “The beautiful people” blasts uncontrollably throughout the arena, and the cameras fade to black, with the red User Friendly logo glowing on screen.
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The cameras fade in once again at ringside where we see John Morrison standing in the ring coming off of what is thought of as an upset loss last week against Brian Warner, and being kicked out of the eat me, beat me tournament. Johns Music fades slowly and the crowd waits for his opponent to arrive.
“ROB VAN DAM……. THE WHOLE FUCKIN SHOW….. ROB VAN DAM…. 5 STAR FROG SPLASH!”
The crowd jumps to their feet in excitement, their old favorite, RVD has come to OCW and they can’t wait to see him in action again. Rob walks past the top of the ramp and does his famous thumb pointing routine. The crowd stands on their feet and does it in unison as if RVD were their war commander and they were all soldiers in the dope fueled army to destroy whoever dare step in their way. Rob makes it to the ring and rolls in quickly, getting right into the face of Morrison, who looks very game tonight.
Van Dam backs up and the match starts quickly with a stiff right arm by Morrison, and another, and another… he whips RVD across the ring, CLOTHES---NO Van Dam grabs morrisons arm at the last second and delivers a big kick to the back of the skull, sending Morrison to a knee, another hard kick to the back! Jumping Legdrop to the chest! Morrison rolls over and gets to his feet quickly, facing Rob. RVD nods and smiles, Morrison however, doesn’t look to happy about it.
The two men lock up again, and Morrison quickly locks in a side head lock, backing into the ropes slowly, RVD pushes him across, RVD falls down, Morrison comes running back… Monkey flip is countered! Morrison has RVD by the legs, and launches him into the corner. RVD lands swiftly on the middle rope and jumps back…. Diving Side Kick connects! Rob grabs Morrison by the hair and gets him into a front head lock. Rob struggles as he gets John’s legs to the middle rope. Rob delivers a right knee to the gut, and another, and another, and another, and ONE MORE! Van Dam lays Morrison’s chest across the ropes on the other end of the corner and backs up….. RVD hits the Rolling Thunder! Morrison falls to the mat and Rob goes out to the ring apron. Morrison gets to his feet, RVD launches himself over the top rope…. Morrison counters with a BACKREAKER! RVD goes down hard, and Morrison goes for the quick cover.
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NO! RVD kicked out easily. Morrison grabs rob by the neck and tosses him over the top rope, Van Dam lands on the apron and hooks John’s head and arm it looks like RVD is going for a suplex onto the floor. Rov lifts Morrison over-head, but Morrison wiggles his way out, and lands on his feet on the floor. Morrison sweeps RVD’s legs out from under him, and Rob’s face hits the apron hard! Rob is on his knees with his face at the edge of the apron while Morrison climbs onto the barricade… MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE HEAD! Van Dam’s face bounces back extremely hard as he falls to his back. Morrison reaches under the ring and pulls out a trashcan, with the lid on top of it.
Morrison rolls the can into the ring, then he rolls Van Dam into the ring. Morrison gets to the apron and gets BLASTED with the trashcan lid! Morrison goes down to his knees, and gets nailed AGAIN with the lid, sending him down to his side on the apron. Morrison weakly rolls into the ring and tries to take a moment to rest, meanwhile Van Dam has emptied the trash can to find lighter fluid, and a box of matches. Van Dam rolls them aside and goes to retrieve Morrison. Morrison tries to fight his way out of the corner, but Van Dam gets the advantage. Rob ties Morrison up in the tree of woe and backs up. Rob charges and knocks the air out of Morrison with a shoulder block, and another, and another. Rob then backs away and grabs the trashcan. He runs at Morrison and drops it down on his face with a huge legdrop!
RVD gets up holding his leg and nods, he feels he has the advantage as the ref unties Morrison from the turnbuckle. Morrison grabs the mangled trash can and stands up, while RVD grabs the lighter fluid. The two notice each other and take caution. Both exchange a few words as RVD opens the bottle…
The two men charge each other like gladiators, and rob quickly sprays as much fluid on Morrison as he can, and gets blasted in the face for his efforts! Both men go down, and Morrison rubs his face as he rolls out of the ring. RVD notices this and will have none of it. Morrison makes his way up the ramp, while Rob grabs a chair, the lighter fluid, and matches. Quickly van dam douses the chair in lighter fluid, and lights it on fire. Rob taps Morrison on the back…… VAN DAMINATOR CONNECTS! Morrison falls to the ground, now with his hair in flames, engulfing his entire head. Morrison tries to put the flames out, and is kicked in the face by Van Dam about 8 times. Morrison rolls away, and his head is finally extinguished. The referee makes it up the ramp and gets in front of Rob, saying the match is being stopped. The crowd now becomes furious, as does Van Dam, and the boo the ref together with the hatred of 27 thousand deprived animals. The booing is suddenly interrupted.
Brian comes running out on the stage with a microphone in hand, and he definitely doesn’t look very happy about the ref’s decision. Brian gets in the ref’s face and grabs him by his shirt, pulling him closer, into his ugly, grotesque face.
Brian Warner |\Marilyn Manson/|
Listen to me you bitch. Your stupid pussy ass isn’t going to ruin this match, get the fuck off my stage, I’m going to ref this match by myself you fucking pussy!
Manson shoves the ref out of the way, and the ref obeys, and goes backstage while Warner motions to RVD to progress… The crowd erupts in cheers and applause for the decision.
RVD grabs Morrison by the hair and rolls him down the stage, closer to the ring, Van dam pull out a table and a ladder from under the ring. Van Dam rolls the table into the ring ad quickly set it up in the middle. Van Dam checks the table to make sure it’s stable, then turns around to go get Morrison. WHAM! A huge shot to the face with the ladder! Morrison slides the ladder in the ring and lays is horizontal across the two middle ropes. Morrison delivers a forearm to Van Dam, and goes for another, but Rob ducks it, and delivers a quick kick to the back of the head! Morrison falls down, and Van dam puts him on the table.
Van Dam goes back outside and pulls out yet another ladder! Rob slides it into the ring, One, two, three, four, five shots to the sternum with the ladder! Van Dam carefully sets up the ladder and lifts it on top of the other one on the second rope. Warner goes over and Rob motions to the ladder…. Brian’s face lights up and immediately he holds the ladder still. RVD climbs to the top rope, then up the ladder slowly. Brian holds the ladder still as Van Dam makes it to the top. Vam Dam is about 26 feet in the air… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Van Dam goes crashing through Morrison, the table, and left a dent in the ring! Brian gets down for the count…..
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Here is your winner… ROB VAN DAM! The crowd is going absolutely ape shit as the cameras zoom out and medical staff come down to get the two athletes out of the ring.
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The camera fades in backstage with Shawn Micheals Staring into the camera, his hand crossed on his chest, and his hair pulled back into a ponytail. Shawn looks intense as he stares into the camera and begins speaking slowly.
Shawn Micheals |\HBK/|
Tonight, I’m going to be in a match…. This match is going to determine if me, The heartbreak kid, moves on to the next round of this tournament, of which the winner will receive achampionship that nobody has seen yet. My match tonight is important, no doubt, but my opponent…. Yeah The booking manager could have a lot a lot better with that one.
Tonight, The showstopper himself goes one on one with what some like to call a “free spirit” and others like to call “charismatic”. I’ll tell you what, I was the charismatic one, I AM the most charismatic wrestler to ever live! Back when young Jeffrey was in diapers, I was at wrestlemania, revolutionizing this business in a Ladder match against Razor Ramon. Razor may not have been the best wrestler, but cmon’ He would smack the face paint and hair dye right off of Jeff Hardy’s head!
Tonight, I’m making it my goal… no my MISSION to show you people and Jeff Hardy why I am STILL the showstopper, Why I am STILL the main event, and why I am STILL the one and only Heart Break Kid!
Shawn stares directly into the camera as it zooms out, showing Jeff Hardy standing behind shawn with red and black hair, and his forehead painted blue. Jeff is wearing the usual white tank top and black pants.
Jeff Hardy |\ The charismatic enigma/|
Hey, man. If you have a problem with the way I live my life, that’s too bad. But I think the people would agree with me when I say that my life is definitely a hell of a lot more exciting than yours, what with all your reminiscing of old times, barely managing to win your matches, and fighting to keep your self going day by day. Shawn you have to realize that The future has no room for HBK. The future has room for only guys like me, who do things today that you only wish you would, and could have done. Times have changed Shawn, and either you will accept that, or the brutality of time will gain on you, and it will make you accept it.
Shawn Micheals |\HBK/|
Listen, kid. I might not be 24 anymore, but it doesn’t matter how old I am. You see, as long as I’m breathing, I’ll be kicking young punks like you in the face, until I’m a hundred and five years old!
Jeff Hardy |\Charismatic Enigma/|
You keep thinking that Shawn, but if you want to kick me in my jaw, you have to catch me first, old man.
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Jeff Hardy smirks and walks away, shaking his head leaving HBK alone, where the camera zooms in on Shawn’s face, then fades to black, with the user friendly logo flying onto screen wrapped in barbed wire and spins around, then exploding off screen where we see the packed Mellon arena crowd going insane, and Chris Jericho and Jack Swagger in the ring, facing the entrance ramp. The lights dim slowly and spotlights all go to the stage.
Quickly the lights come back on to see Shannon Moore on the top rope, waiting for his moment. Shannon jumps and flips over the head of Swagger, driving Jack’s face hard into the mat. Shannon gets to his feet quickly and Jericho runs at him, Shannon lifts Jericho into the air, Jericho lands on the apron, right hand blocked by Moore, right hand blocked by Jericho, Jericho hooks Moore for a suples and lifts him into the air. Shannon shifts his body and both men fall backwards, with Shannon crashing onto Jericho’s head hard!
Moore gets up quickly only to turn around and get BLASTED with a clothesline by Swagger. Swagger grabs Moore by the hair and slams his head into the ring apron, the steel steps, the barricade, hannon counters, and send Swagger over the barricade into the crowd. Moore gets on the top step…. Diving dropkick! Both Moore and Swagger are on the floor in the crowd as Jericho slowly climbs onto the top rope. Swagger gets to his feet and gets a leg over the barricade and WHAM! A steel chair shot to the back by Moore, and another! Moore lays Swagger backwards on the barricade, putting the steel chair on his chest, nodding to Jericho. Jericho leaps and lands feet first on the chair, driving it through the chest of Swagger, and crumpling the barricade to the floor with momentum. Jericho flies into the 8 row, while Swagger lays first down on the floor, coughing and holding his chest while Moore looks around and panders to the crowd for a short moment.
Moore grabs Jack’s short blonde hair and drags him next to the ring where he slams his head into the apron, then rolls him into the ring. Shannon gets on the apron but ets cut off by a sharp kick to the knee by Swagger. Jack pulls Moore up and gets him into the suplex position, he lifts Shannon completely vertical and holds him in place….. He drops him stomach first onto the top turnbuckle! Shannon falls into the ring and Swagger goes for the cover.
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No, Shannon kicks out easily and attempts to roll away, but Swagger catches him with a hard knee drop to the face, and another right into the ribs of Moore! Jack gets up quickly and watches as Jericho makes his way back into the ring, Swagger immediately jumps on him, pounding him with rights and lefts to the back. Jack pulls him in the ring and whips him into the ropes. Chris bounces back with a boot to the gut! Jericho hooks swagger and hits a quick DDT. Almost immediately Moore hits a standing senton, driving the wind out of Swagger. Moore lands on his feet quickly, and jumps onto the middle rope….. Springboard Moonsault!
Jericho catches Moore off guard with a big knee to the gut, followed by an abdominal stretch. Jericho pounds on the ribs of Moore as he stretches and rips the muscles of Moore like dough. Chris continues to wrench on Moore and gets hit with a big boot by Swagger! Jericho falls backwards, and Moore falls to his knees. Swagger follows up with a kick to the gut of Moore! Jack drags Moore to his feet gets him ready for a gut wrench powerbomb…. Shannon rolls over the shoulder of Swagger and counters with a hard roundhouse kick to the head, sending Jack to his knees. Shannon back up and charges for Swagger, but gets dropped by Jericho who struggles to lock in the Walls of Jericho!
Moore fights slowly to get out, and flips Jericho onto his back. Moore rolls to the apron ans slowly get outside, on his feet. Meanwhile, Jericho gets manhandled by Swagger with a huge vertical suplex! Swagger goes for the cover quick, but Jericho kicks out. Swagger grabs Jericho by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Swagger tosses Jericho over the top rope straight into Shannon! Swagger slowly gets to the top rope and dives right onto both of them!
Swagger gets to his knees and looks under the ring. He pulls out a chair. He quickly tosses it at Shannon, who catches it and smacks Jericho in the face with it! Moore turns around BIG BOOT to the face! Swagger rolls Moore into the ring, and follows with the chair. Moore gets to his knees and gets BLASTED with a chair shot to the back! Swagger lifts the chair high over head, but Shannon moved! Shannon runs at Swagger… Swagger gets Moore up for the powerbomb…. Moore counters with a Hurricarana over te top rope! Swagger lands on the floor head first beside Jericho, who has set up a table. Jericho grabs Swagger and places him on the table, meanwhile Moore sets up the chair about 4 feet from the ropes.
Jericho gets on the apron, but is met with a right hand from Moore, then a kick to the gut, then another right hand, and another, and another, and to top it off a kick to the head! Jericho falls down on his side, still on the apron. Shannon backs up and takes off for the chair….. SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING SPAR PRESS THROUGH THE TABLE! The table crashes into 5 pieces, and Jericho rolls into the ring, surveying the damage done.
Jericho looks down and laughs at Swaggers pain, but doesn’t notice that Moore has already gotten up and that he is in the ring with a chair in hand! Jericho turns around and gets blasted with a chair shot to the head, sending him down, then the chest, then the arm, and again the chest, driving the air out of Jericho! Chris rolls over to the ropes and Shannon launches the chair at Jericho, but it is cut off with a boot by the resourceful Y2J. Moore grabs Jericho by the hair, and lifts him into the corner. Shannon connects with a hard knife edge chop, then whips Jericho across the ring quickly… Jericho grabs the top rope and floats over Moore’s head in the opposite corner. Jericho hits a hard right hand to the back of the neck, then slams Moore’s head into the top turnbuckle! Jericho allows Moore to back up, and quickly gets to the top rope for a moonsault! Jericho comes down hard, and gets caught with a HUGE knee from Moore out of nowhere to the face! Jericho stumbles backwards and falls hard, Shannon makes the cover.
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NO Jericho kicked out easy. Chris rolls out on the apron and is met by a kick in the middle of his spine by moore, followed by a baseball slide, sending Jericho hard to the floor. Jericho gets to his feet slowly and looks up to see Moore flying down at him head-first! Moore manages to hit Jericho, and crashes violently into the steel steps with his knee! Shannon tries to get up, but struggles and uses the steps for support. Jericho BASHES Moore’s knee into the steps with a dropkick! Jericho gets on the opposite side of the steps and grabs Moore by the ankle. Chris SLAMS Shannon’s knee onto the steps violently! He repeats it, again, and again, and again, and again, and one last time, leaving Moore in a ton of pain y the steps. Jericho stomps on the knee hard, and progresses to retrieve Swagger.
Chris gets to swagger and rolls him into the ring. Jericho gets on the apron slowly as he waits for Jack to get to his feet. Swagger takes a shot at Jericho, but Chris ducked and answer with a kick to the side, and then the thigh, and finally a hard blow to the kneecap, sending Swagger down to his knees, with his head hanging over the second rope. Jericho grabs the chair nearby and whacks swagger in the face with it, leaving him seemingly unconscious. Jericho walks up the steps, and slowly progresses to the middle turnbuckle, where he stands, mocking the crowd, and Swagger!
Jericho gets ready to leap when suddenly the lights flash on and off quickly, catching the attention of everyone in the arena. Suddenly a red spotlight comes on Jericho, and slowly leads up the ramp to the tiantron, where we see what appears to be a torture chamber with mannequins that have been slices open, and a wall that is covered with barbedwire, and picture of clowns, each one looking more and more disturbing than its predecessor, eventually culminating with the sickest, most twisted clown of them all, The monster, Abyss!
Abyss |\the Monster/|
Jerichooohh.. hehehehe… Chris..christopher, oh young chrissyboy! You know Jericho…. I just thought I’d tell you a little secret…. Hahaheheheheohoh heheh Jericho, I’ve got wood…. And it has your name on it BUDDY! So maybe you better watch yourself… and pay attention real close…. Or I might get you chris.. I don’t wanna do it but see I gotta do it cus you made me do it…. GOD DAMN YOU JERICHO! WHY DID YOU DO IT! Hahaheheheheheheheh.. uhhhhuhuhuhuh hehehe! GOODBYE JERICHO! YOU PRICK!
Suddenly the screen goes black and Jericho looks confused, it looks like Abyss provided a great distraction, because Swagger has gotten up and is now on the middle rope with Jericho. Chris climbs to the top rope, and Swagger fights him with elbows to the gut, which eventually weaken Chris so Jack can get to the top. Jack hooks Chris for a superplex, but Jericho refuses to go down! Chris reverses it, suplexing Swagger backwards onto the steel steps! Jericho falls hard, bouncing off the apron, and swagger slams hard into the steps spine and head first with an enormous thud that echoes through the “igloo” along with the screams and cheers of the rabid animals around ringside!
Jericho slowly gets back on the top rope and sits, tired and hurt from the fall he just took. Suddenly Shannon slides into the ring and runs at Jericho, grabbing the bottom rope and flinging his feet in Jericho’s face but Jericho grabs his legs and hooks them under his arms. Jericho’s face lights up as he realizes his opportunity. Jericho jumps down over Moore and lands on his feet, locking in the Walls of Jericho!
Moore grabs the bottom rope, but Jericho drags him forward into the middle of the ring with nowhere to go as he tightens his grip. Moore screams and winces in agony as he looks around, it’s useless he is square in the middle of the ring. Moore raises his arm to tap out but at the very last moment Jack Swagger comes in with a forearm to the head of Jericho, breaking up the hold!
Jericho gets up and charges at Swagger… CODEBREAKER BLOCKED by Swagger! Swagger forcefully dumps Jericho out of the ring on his head. Jack retrieves Moore and sets him up for the gutwrench powerbomb…. REVERSED INTO A SCHOOLBOY!
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Here is your winner, and taking Jericho’s place in the Eat me, Beat me tournament, Shannon Moore!
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The cameras fade back in to see Melon arena going insane, the cheers and applause only being heightened by a loud blasting theme song.
Modest to the top… Modest at the top….. Modest past the top”
The lights in the arena have gone out, and a group of bright green lasers flash and chase each other around the dark arena as Jeff Hardy makes his way to the ramp. Jeff is crawling on the ground and his face is glowing orange and green, while his hair is glowing multiple colors. Jeff Gets to his feet and gyrates to his music as he makes his way down to the ring. Jeff slides in the ring quickly and pumps his fists in the air, driving the fans crazy!
” Oh… Oh… Shawn!.... I think I’m cute! …I know I’m sexy!”
Jeff has been interrupted by HBK, who doesn’t seem to be playing around as he walks down the ramp quickly, not taking his eyes off of Hardy once. HBK gets in the ring aggressively and gets into the face of Hardy. The two men bicker for a moment, and they get backed into opposing corners as the bell rings.
Jeff and Shawn come to the center and HBK offers a handshake that is accepted by Hardy, but very swiftly turned into an arm drag, rolling Shawn across the mat back to his feet. HBK gets up with a grin that matches Hardy’s and nods in approval. The two lock up again and Shawn quickly gets Jeff in a side headlock, Jeff backs into the ropes, HBK whips across the ring, leapfrog by jeff, and a big dropkick! Shawn gets up quickly and goes back after Hardy. HBK whips Jeff across the ring and connects with a stiff elbow to the nose sending Hardy down, followed by another one to the chest! Shawn grabs Jeff’s arm and drags him to the rope. Shawn steps on Jeff’s wrist, then forearm, then bicep. Shan gets a foot on the bottom rope and launches for a big elbow to the face!
Hardy rolls out on to the apron, where he gets a baseball slide, sending him to the floor. HBK follows and gets a right hand for his efforts. Jeff whips shawn right into the steel steps! Jeff quickly jumps on the apron…. Missile dropkick into the steel steps! Jeff grabs Shawn and quickly rams him into the barricade, followed by hard stomps to the chest! Jeff rams HBK’s head backwards into the barricade, leaving him on his ass, leaning against the wall.
Jeff hops onto the other side of the barricade, and gives the guns. Hardy grabs the barricade…. Sling shot Dropkick! Hardy hits the floor hard and rolls under the ring. Jeff pulls out a trashcan lid, but is met with a HUGE chop from HBK, and another, and another, and one more! HBK grabs the trashcan lid and places it on the apron. Shawn grabs Hardy by the hair and slams his face into the lid! HBK grabs the lid and delivers another shot to the back! HBK reaches into the crowd and pulls out a chair…. HUGE SHOT to Hardy’s head! HBK is as aggressive as ever, but gets stopped in his tracks by Jeff who has got the trashcan lid.
Hardy rolls HBK into the ring and gets on the apron with the trashcan lid. Hardy throws the lid at HBK and springboards over the rope. Hardy gets hammered in mid air by the lid, sending him down on his upper back and neck. HBK rolls him over for the pin.
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to early for that. Hardy rolls away from HBK who has now made his way to the top rope. Hardy gets up quickly and meets Shawn at the top with three right hands. Hardy gets on HBK’s shoulders… FRANKENSTEINER BLOCKED! Hardy is upside down, still on shawn’s shoulders and HBK throws his body backwards, sending Hardy over the top rope and onto the floor with a huge thud! Hardy slowly starts to get up and HBK comes crashing down with a moonsault!
Both men get to their feet and throw fists at each other all the way into the ring. Hardy stops Shawn with a dropkick, followed by an elbow drop. Jeff grabs Shan and hooks him for a suplex, but drops him FACE first! Hardy goes to the top and gives the guns. OUT OF NOWHERE EDGE APPEARS! Edge throws Jeff off the top and gets in the ring. Jeff slowly gets to his feet and Edge charges…. SWEET CHIN MUSIC by HBK!
Edge goes down as Jeff looks at Shawn confused. HBK grabs a mic and starts talking into it.
Shawn Micheals |\HBK/|
No. It’s not gunna go down like that! Jeff, you and me are supposed to be fighting,but we need to put it away, and get rid of this chump for the rest of the week!
Jeff nods in agreement as Edge slowly slides away, eventually getting caught. Jeff and Shawn deliver right hand after right hand after right hand to Edge. Edge goes down to his knees while HBK continues the assault, meanwhile Jeff is outside the ring, and he pulls out a HUGE 18 foot ladder! Hardy rolls it into the ring, and then goes to the side of the ring where the ramp is, and pulls out a table! Jeff sets it up outside the ring and slides back in, where HBK is still punching the daylights out of Edge.
Hardy lets HBK know what he is doing, and HBK agrees. Edge gets to his feet, with help from the ropes, only to see HBK and Jeff waiting for him, ladder in hand! Both men charge at Edge, and slam the ladder into his face, knocking him over the ropes, and onto the floor. Jeff and Shawn nod to each other while Jeff sets up the ladder. HBK goes outside and picks up Edge, who is on wobbly legs.
SWEET CHIN MUSIC AGAIN! Edge falls backwards onto the table, meanwhile Hardy climbs to the very top of the ladder. Jeff screams, and takes a leap. SWANTON BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! The fans are going insane, and Edge looks like he has been broken in half! Jeff struggles to his feet, when he shakes Shawns hand… SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO JEFF!
Jeff goes down hard, and HBK rolls him into the ring, where he struggles to get to his knees. HBK backs into the corner….. Jeff stands….. SWEET CHIN MUSIC AGAIN! Jeff goes down, completely knocked out, and the crowd erupts in a mixture of boo’s and cheers. HBK goes for the cover…
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Jeff managed to get his shoulder up at the last second! Shawn looks frustrated as he goes outside and grabs a chair. Shawn throws it on Hardy, then lifts him up, and NAILS Jeff with the chair! Shan moves the ladder into the corner, and puts the chair on the rung facing the turnbuckle for storage. HBK grabs Jeff by the hair and slowly forces him up the inside-half of the ladder. HBK forces him way up, all the way to the top as he climbs the opposite end, chair in hand.
Shawn reaches the top and looks into Jeff’s eyes.
”I’m not done stopping the show yet, kid!”
Shawn lifts the chair and BLASTS Hardy in the face with it, sending him falling down, crashing on his back in the middle of the ring. The crowd begins to get crazy, and HBK slowly climbs to the very top rung. HBK stares down at Hardy and smirks sadistically. DIVING ELBOW DROP! HBK crashes his elbow into the chest of Hardy, and lies over top of him, waiting for the bell to ring.
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The bell rings and the fans erupt in mostly boo’s for HBK who has completely destroyed Hardy, and betrayed them all. They don’t even know the half of it.
Here is your winner, and in the next round of the Eat Me, Beat Me tournament, Shawn Micheals!
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The cameras pan all around the arena, then we see a group of three men in black suits standing outsite the office of Brian Warner. One of them knocks on the door, and it is immediately answered by Warner, who looks extremely annoyed by the fact that they are even here. Brian folds his arms across his bare, pale chest and stares into the eyes of the three men. One of the men extends his hand and starts speaking.
Lawyer:
Mr. Warner? It’s been a while since I have seen you. So These two gentlemen are telling me that you needed my service?
Brian Warner |\OCW owner/|
Yeah, It seems that I’m being charged with sexual assault, again… On top of it, they seem to think I was out all night playing with hookers.
Lawyer:
Sexual assault, again? Well, gentlemen, lets step in the office to discuss this.
Brian Warner |\OCW owner/|
Yeah…. Just a second, I have one last thing to do.
Brian walks away and he quickly runs into Someone with a long black trench coat and black boots. Brian says a few words, and the man walks away. Warner walks back ot his office, and envites the rest of his company in. The door closes quickly, and the cameras zoom out, eventually fading back to the arena, where we see the infamous wheel.
The wheel is different this week. It contains numbers, instead of names.The lights in Melon arena go out, with a white spotlight on the wheel, which has begun spinning furiously. The wheel continues to spin, and eventually starts to slow down. The wheel slowly stops on the number “15” and the lights come back on, and the crowd goes nuts, waiting to see who’s number it is…..
”Your time is up, My time is now….. You can’t see me…. My time is NOW!”
The crowd erupts in a frenzy of cheers and applause, and little girls screaming at the top of their lungs as John Comes out onto the stage. Cena stands in front of the wheel and salutes, then runs furiously down to the ring and slides in. Cena rips off his shirt and throws it into the crowd, and the lights go completely out again. A white spotlights goes on the wheel which has begun spinning again…
Suddenly the wheel gets stopped by a black bat on the number “32”. The crowd goes completely insane, and the lights come up only to reveal the black and white dressed Sting! Sting has a big piece of paper in his hand that reads “32”. Sting looks at the wheel and violently strikes it with his bat, breaking it in some places, and knocking it over. Sting looks into the eyes of John as he slowly walks down the ramp. Sting makes it to the steps and gets in. He stares down John who looks pumped, and points his bat at him!
Cena walks toward Sting and grabs the big end of the bat, but Sting outsmarted him and kicks him in the knees, sending him down. Sting beats John across the back violently with the bat! Sting throws some kicks to the head of John, who is now in the corner. Sting hits John in the gut with the bat, then again, and again, and again, and once more! John goes down and gets ANOTHER shot to the back from Sting.
Sting hits John again with the bat, and the crowd has gone insane with boo’s! Sting grabs John and pulls him up. He lifts John’s head over the top rope, and back under it. Sting pulls on the middle rope, up around the neck of John! Sting violently flips John over the ropes, hanging him between the first and second rope, with Cenas feet about a foot from the ground! Cena’s face starts to turn red and he fights as hard as he can to get out, but it’s no use!
Sting gets out of the ring with his bat and deliver blow after blow after blow to the stomach and ribs of John, who has now passed out. Sting grab’s John’s legs and pulls on them, tightening the grips of the ropes on his neck!
Sting keeps pulling and suddenly the ropes snap! Cena falls hard on the floor and begins coughing. Blood starts to pour from the mouth of Cena as Sting continues kicking the ribs and stomach! Sting finaly delivers a HUGE shot with the bat to the face, knocking John completely out cold! The cameras zoom in on Sting who is pleased with his work, and the red “Uzer Fr1endly “ logo appears as the cameras fade to black.