Post by xjohnnyxalbrightx on Jul 7, 2010 15:57:14 GMT -5
*the show begins with an intro of past wrestling events in slow mo in black and white, the first clip is Nick Mondo delivering a mondo sledge onto Ryuji Ito onto a flamming glass pane, then fades to sick mexxxican curb stomping thumbtack jack onto a bundle of light tubes while a voice narrorates the footage*
We are entertainers
*the video fades to a clip of wifebeater digging a broken light tube into supremes forehead*
We are pros
*the video shows a clip of vampiro hitting his signature move "nail in the coffin" on psycosis*
Whatever you do
*the video then fades to the XVW logo*
Please, Dont Try This At Home
*The logo then fades to a photo of trent acid with his birthdate and death date and the crowd chears, that photo then fades to the Monday Night Mayhem intro with the theme song "now is the time" by dope and the crowd goes wild in the arena*
JN: ladies and gentlemen! welcome to XVW wrestling's Monday Night Mayhem!
*The camera focus's on commentators Johnny Napalm and Toxic Jimmy as the name bar comes up listing their names and occupations, then the name bar fades away*
JN: im Johnny Napalm, and this is my commentary partner toxic jimmy! every fan is jam packed and ready for some XVW wrestling on the versus network, lets go down to our ring announcer charles willington
*The camera focus's on Charles who stands in the middle of the ring with the microphone in his hand*
CW: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Xtremely Violent Wrestling's Monday Night Mayhem, on the Versus network, your refrees for this evening, are st. jimmy storm, Mike "im always right" jones, eric michaels, and senior official "Mr. Chikara" Bryce Rumsberg, your time keeper and man at the bell is Bret "The Hitman" Lauterdale, and finally i am your ring announcer Charles Willington
*he takes a second to breathe*
CW: this first contest will be refreed by Mike "im always right" Jones, introducing first, from laurel delaware, at a combined weight, of 385 pounds, they are jay and mark, the Brisco Brothers!
*the brisco's walk down the ramp to the ring reciving a good pop from the audience and they enter the ring and they stay at a corner*
CW: and their opponent,s from brooklyn new york, at a combined weight at 370 pounds, they are the team, of Jose and Joel maximo, the are the Spanish Assault Team, S.A.T.!
*the s.a.t. recives a great pop from the audience and as they walk down the ramp and give fans at ring side high fives the briscos run off the ropes and fron flip onto both maximo bros onto the outise*
JN: amazing athletic ability by the brisco bros!
TJ: this match is set for a 10 minute time limit folks and this match could go either way
*the briscos throw the maximos back into the ring and irish whip the maximos, maximos are off the ropes and leap over the briscos, off the ropes again giveing the briscos tilt-a-whirl hurricanranas, the briscos get back up and give the maximos drop kicks, both teams are back up, briscos charge at the maximos and the maximos give the briscos are drags puting the brsicos outside the ring*
JN: what an amzing combo of moves!
TJ: ill tell ya johnny, the S.A.T. is one of the best tag teams in indie wrestling today, its unbelievable
JN: look out for this! corkscrew moonsaults onto the brisco bros onto the outside! amazing! absolutly amazing!
*the maximos throw the bricos back into the ring. the briscos are layed out on the canvas and the maximos climb the turn buckles, the briscos hit the maximos as they climb jose hangs upside down in one corner as jay brisco climbs the turnbuckle across from jose. Mark brisco gives joel a crucifix bomb off the second rope and jay comes down with a flipping senton bomb, rolls out of it from the landing and drop kicks jose in the corner and mark goes for the pin*
JN: this could be it her mark brsico with the cover, 1, 2 and no a kick out on 2
TJ: these are the 2 greatest teams you can ever put in a match johnny
JN: you said it jim, i love the high flying ability these teams both have, and ladies and gentlemen if your just tuning in on the versus network, Its The brisco bros jay and mark brisco against the Spanish Assualt team of Jose and joel Maximo
*Jose gives mark brisco a fisherman suplex laid out into a sit down powerbomb while joel whailes away on jay brisco in the corner, he pulls jay out and joel sweeps his legs while jose gives a vicious spinning wheel kick*
TJ: what a combo by the maximos! and now mark is climbing the turn buckles and oh!
JN: jose knocked mark off the turn buckle onto the outside and brisco hit his head on the gaurdrail
*jose and joel but jay on the top turn buckle, they both climb the turn buckles while holding jay in a russian leg sweep position, they do a double backfliping russian leg sweep off the top rope to jay brisco*
JN: they call that the spanish fly! heres the cover by jose! 1 2 3! and the S.A.T. gets a tag team title shot!
CW: here are your winners the team of jose and joel maximo, S.A.T.!
JN: mark brisco is pissed! ladies and gentlemen monday night mayhem will continue on the versus network after this short commercial break
*3 commercials play and theres a voice over guy narrorating over clips of XVW*
Your watching Xtremely Violent Wrestling's "Monday Night Mayhem" only on the versus network
*the camera focus's on charles willington in the ring*
CW: ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for 1 fall and it is for the XVW pure championship, the referee for this match is Senior Official Bryce Rumsberg, Introducing first, From the island of Samoa weighing in at 280 pounds he is "the Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
*samoa joe gets a huge pop from the crowd and enters the ring and streches*
CW: and his opponent, from the red hook section of brooklyn new york, weighing in at 240 pounds the XVW Pure Champion of the world! he is Tazz!
*tazz gets a pop as big as joe and he walks down the ramp into the ring and him and joe have a stare off, tazz takes his title belt off and the refree holds hit above his head for everyone to see*
JN: The XVW pure championship, is on the line tonight
*The bell rings and and joe and tazz go for a lock up, joe moves tazz into a corner and the ref breaks up the lock up and joe chops tazz across the chest and the crowd groans at how loud the chops are, tazz gives a stiff elbow to joe and delivers a devistating release belly to belly tazzplex and joe gets back up giving tazz a vicious arm drag sending him to the outside*
JN: amazing trade off by joe and tazz and joe comes at tazz with a suicide dive!
TJ: amazing move for jose size!
*Joe pulls out a chair from under the ring*
JN: if anyone is confused, here in XVW weaponary in any match is legalized as joe smacks that chair over tazzs head!
*joe throws tazz back into the ring and sets the chair up, he tries to fisherman suplex tazz onto it but tazz counters and delivers a sickening german tazzplex onto the chair, joe gets right back up and gives vicious blows to tazz's face followed by a jumping kick to the back of the head which puts tazz down on 1 knee, joe gets up and gives tazz a shinning wizard*
TJ: vicious shinning wizzard by joe! this match is turning out to be an amazing match
*Joe folds the chair up and smacks it over tazz's head causing him to bleed, tazz being fearless stands up takes the chair and hits joe twice as hard with it causing joe to bleed, causing joe to fall on all fours and tazz puts joe in the tazz mission*
JN: this could be it! this is the same move that choked out ken shamrock!
*joe gets up eventually and throws tazz over with a snapmare, joe sets up the chair in the center of the ring again, he drags tazz over to a corner and puts him in the muscle buster position, he muscle busters tazz onto the set up chair*
TJ: my god how sick was that johnny! holy crap tazz is broken in half!
JN: you can say that again! and look joe is puting tazz in the tazzmission! he choked him out thats it! its over! joe is the new XVW pure champion!
CW: here is your winner and new XVW Pure champion! Samoa Joe!
*the ref raises his hand as joe holds the belt up and fans chant "joe!" repeatedly and joe goes backstage where dewey donovan interviews him*
DD: samoa joe! congradulations on your victory here over tazz tonight!
SJ: thanks dewey
DD: how does it feel being the new XVW pure champion?
SJ: it feels great, it makes me feel liek i am the most pureist thing alive, its a sense of acomplishment
DD: great joe thanks very much, back to you guys
*the cameras look around the arena slowly and then focus on johnny napalm and toxic jimmy*
JN: thanks dewey, well jim how do you feel about joe being the new pure champion?
TJ: its about time the kid got a shot for the title, the kid reserves it, hes a great athelete for his size and weight, he can do what no other man his size cant do
JN: thats very true well coming up *a photo of mickie knuckles and lufisto posed with "vs" put between them appears on screen, we have a female fans bring the weapons match, between the most brutal women alive, Lufisto, and mickie knuckles. this will surley be a great match, thats coming up after the break
*the narrorator comes back with clips of XVW speaks again*
Your watching XVW monday night mayhem, only on the versus network
*acouple comercials pass and the cameras focus on charles in the ring*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this next match will be refereed by eric michaels, and it is a fans bring the weapons match, for the XVW womens championship, introducing first, from Clarksville Indiana she is Mickie Knuckles!
*She steps out from the curtains with a shopping cart filled with weapons like, a stop sign, a trach can filled with light tubes, a mop and various other things. she gets a big pop from the audience as she walks down the ramp and she throws her weapons into the ring as she steps between the ropes. she picks up a stop sign*
CW: and her opponent, from montreal quebec, she is lufisto!
*lufisto comes out charging with a bundle of light tubes in her hand as the crowd cheers, mickie attempts to hit her with the stop sign but fisto ducks, runs off the ropes and shatters the light tubes over mickies head causing her to bleed, fisto attempts to dig the broken light tube into mickies forehead but micke hits her with the stop sign in time*
JN: well that didnt take long for some blood to be shed! these 2 ladies will kill each other cause they have a long history!
*mickie takes a cheese greater out of the trashcan she threw in the ring earlier and cuts lufistos forehead with it, lufisto gets up and whacks a stop sign over mickie and pulls her to the outside of the ring, she takes a fans shoe and smaks her across the face with it, she then takes a fans bundle of light tubes and tries to break it over mickies back but she gets up gives a stiff elbow to lufisto and breaks it over her back*
TJ: my god this is brutal!
JN: thats the 2nd time that damn shoe has came into play!
*they both get back in the ring and sit down in set up chairs and just punch each other in the face, mickie gets up and keeps punching lufisto, mickie breaks a bunch of light tubes by throwing that at lufisto while shes down, mickie sets lufisto on the top rope in a corner and sets up the 2 chairs and puts the trash can of light tubes across them*
JN: this could be it for lufisto!
TJ: my god! mickie just threw lufisto into the light tubed trashcan and theres the pin 1 2 3! its over! mickies the XVW womens champion!
CW: here is your winner and new XVW womens champion, Mickie Knuckles!
*dewey donovan is backstage with mickie knuckles*
DD: mickey how does it feel being the very first XVW womens champion?
MK: it feels good dewey, it makes me feel like, im the top wrestler in my division, the top women in XVW, *lufisto walks in on the interview*
LF: listen mickie, u may have gotten the win on me tonight, but there will be a day, where you will loose that title, and ill be watching. waiting for my chance, to get that title
*she leaves and the camera is focused on nasawa wearing a Juggalo World Order shirt and his trunks, with tape around his wrists and streches while johnny napalm comments over nasawa*
JN: well coming up next folks, nasawa defends his hardcore championship under the 24/7 established by comissioner paul heyman, against Christian Faith stay tuned after the comercial break
*the show goes to commercial and is back on the air with nasawa still streching in his locker room and corporal robinson, 2 tuff tony, and mad man pondo walk in*
CR: you ready nasawa?
N: im always ready
2TT: do it for the juggalos, *everyone holds up their fists and yells juggalos and corporal robinson, 2 tuff tony, and mad man pondo leave the locker room*
JN: some times i just feel likeing punching the crap out of them
*christian faith busts into nasawa's lockerroom and throws a trash can at him, faith then takes a chair and hits nasawa across the back with it, he drags nasawa out of the locker room and into the womens bathroom and throws nasawa head first into a mirror cutting nasawa open*
TJ: he jumped nasawa! and now nasawa is busted open and bleeding everywhere!
*faith takes nasawa down the hallway and throws him wall to wall, nasawa then hits faith with a trashcan, and pulls faith by the hair down the hallway, they reach a point in the hallway where their changing the light tubes in the ceiling, nasawa tries suplexing faith but faith counters and electric chair drops nasawa onto light tubes for the win*
JN: christian faith is the new hardcore champ!
CW: here is your winner and new hardcore champion Christian Faith!
TJ: ladies and gentlemen its time for intermission so come back after these messages!
*the show go to commercial and shows 5 commercials*
*The show comes back from commercial and the ring has glass panes in the corners, ladders, tables and cactus' the cameras focus on charles willington in the ring*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this next match will be refereed by mike "im always right" jones and is a tables, ladders, glass, and cactus match, introducing first, from louisville kentucky, weighing in at 225 pounds, representing the juggalo world order, he is Corporal Robinson
*the crowd boos him as we walks down the ramp to the ring*
CW: and his opponent, from Deptford New jersey, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the XVW World Champion, he is Whacks!
*whacks walks down the ramp as the crowd cheers for him and corporal robinson gives him a shot in the gut and forarms across the back, he then throws whacks back into the ring and powerbombs whacks through a glass pane, whacks slowly gets back up, gives robinson a kick in the gut and chokeslams him through another glass pane, whacks goes otside the ring and gets a table and brings it back into the ring and sets it up*
JN: these 2 men are already busted open from their backs!
*whacks lays out a cactus on the table and powerbombs robinson through the table and takes another cactus and lays it out on corporal, whacks climbs the top rope giveing a senton bomb onto the cactus and corporal for the win*
TJ: that was quick
CW: here is your winner whacks!
*the ring is cleared up for the next match*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this next match will be refereed by sgt. jimmy storm and is schedules for 1 fall and it is for the vacant XVW Television Championship, introducing first from pittsburg pennsylvania, weighing in at 249 pounds, he is "The Franchise" Shane Douglas!
*shane douglas walks down the ramp and into the ring*
CW: and his opponent from dayton ohio, weighing in at 240 pounds he is Chris Hero!
*The crowd cheers for chris hero as he walks down the ramp and into the ring and as soon hes in the ring comissioner paul heyman walks out*
PH: hold up hold up, lets make this match alil more interesting, something that will make the fans alil wild, just to pump them up till the main event, lets make this a 2 outta 3 tables match!
*he walks back to the locker room and the bell rings and hero gives douglas a pump handle slam and goes outside for a table and sets it up out there, he gets back in the ring where douglas gives hero a kick in the gut and powerbombs hero through the table on the outside*
JN: thats 1 fall for douglas! 1 more and the TV title is his!
*douglas steps to the outside and sets up a table and him and hero stand on the apron, hero gives douglas a stiff elbow to the jaw and performs the hero's welcome to douglas through the table, hero gets up and sets up 4 stacked tables and a ladder next to the stack he climbs up the ladder and douglas chases him up the opposite side of the ladder*
TJ: hero and douglas! trading blows on the ladder! this could be it!
*douglas hip tosses hero off the ladder through the 4 tables to win the TV title*
CW: here is your winner and new XVW Television champion, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas!
*douglas goes backstage where dewey donovan is interviewing him*
SD: dont you even ask me how it feels dewey! i feel like ive been screwed! paul heyman, this isnt the title i deserve, u put me up against, a young punk like chris hero, at Acid Reign, LIVE! on PPV!, "the franchise," shane douglas, will take on steve cornio, for the XVW heavywieight championship. *he sighs* No disqaulifications, no stopping the match due to so much blood lost, cause come saturday, at acid reign, i will tear you apart Corino
DD: but how will you be able to lose the TV title in order to get a shot at the Heavyweight title?
SD: its so easy dewey, its unbeliveably simple, you have no idea, This! is an open challenge to anyone who wants to get my TV title, so i can take on corino, i know commissioner paul heyman will hand pick, a person from his sick, twisted, creative mind. so Corino! be ready at Acid Reign cause that title will be mine!
*Shane leaves and the cameras focus back on charles willington who is standing in the middle of the ring, light tube log cabins are in each corner*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this next match will be refereed by senior official Bryce Rumsberg and it is a 2 out of 3 light tube log cabin match for the XVW death match championship, introducing first, from philidelphia pennsylvania, weighing in at 190 pounds, he is the winner of the King Of The Death Match Tournament, he is Sick MexXxican!
*mexican walks down the ramp as the crowd cheers for him and he gives fans at ringside high fives, he rolls into the ring and waits for his opponent*
JN: sick mexXxican has been coming to the ring latley without his mask
CW: and his opponent, From the gates of hell in clifton new jersey, weighing in at 200 pounds, representing The Diaboli Alliance, he is the XVW death match champion, he is "The Dark Preist" Johnny Albright
*albright walks down the ramp while wearing a black hooded robe, and his belt around his waiste, the camera focus' on the other members of the diaboli alliance, (gangrel, mideon, vic grimes, syntha6, dr. aborter, and leviathan) watching him on a TV in the locker room. albright enters the ring and removes his robe and belt*
JN: this match will surley be unforgetable
*albright and mexican lock up, mexican pushes albright out of the lock up, albright gets back up and tries to spear mexican into a light tubed log cabin, mexican dodges and drop toe holds albright into the log cabin*
TJ: thats 1 fall for mexican, can he capitalize?
JN: lets find out
*mexican goes outside the ring and looks for a weapon, albright climbs the turn buckles and performs a crossbody onto mexican, albright gets back in the ring and grabs a light tubed log cabin and throws it down onto mexican while hes still on the outside, albright then stacks the final 2 log cabins ontop of each other and pulls mexican back in the ring*
TJ: its tied 1 to 1, who's gunna win this match here!?
JN: im just wonering what albright is up to
*albright sprays lighter fluid on the 2 stacked log cabins and lights them on fire, he tries suplexing mexican get mexican gets out whil he was up in the air, mexican german suplex's albright into the flamming log cabins for the win*
TJ: we have a new death match champ!
JN: ive never seen flamming light tubes in my career!
CW: here is your winner and new XVW death match champion!, he is Sick MexXxican!
*mexican leaves the ring and albright is on his knees in the broken glass, and the jWo theme comes on and nasawa, 2 tuff tony, mad man pondo, corporal robinson, and juggulator walk down to the ring and jump albright*
JN: look at this! the jWo is attacking albright!
TJ: cut the man a break he just lost his title!
JN: look at this!
*raven, vampiro, abyss, crowbar, and mischif (aka The Ravens Nest) run down to the ring and save albright from the jWo*
TJ: the ravens nest has just cleaned house!
*albright stands up and raven grabs a microphone and speaks to albright*
R: albright, we saved you from the jWo, what did the diaboli alliance every do? they didnt do anything, they didnt save you, we did
*albright snatches the mic from ravens hand and as the jWo walks back to the locker room albright calls them out in the ring*
JA: hey you fukin scumbags!, where do you think your going? im not done with you guys yet!
*he pauses for a quick second as the crowd cheers and he climbs the turbuckles and sits on the top rope*
JA: on saturday night slaughter, i want mad man pondo in a scissors death match!, and since i run the god damn XVW wrestling incorporated, ill make the rest of saturday night slaughter like this, raven and crowbar against nasawa and 2 tuff tony, in a hardcore tag team match, abyss will be against corproal robinson in a barbedwire and light tubes match, Vampiro will be against Juggulator in a street fight, and MisChif will go up against any women you got! and if you fuck with the ravens nest, the raven will fuck with you, quote the nest, nevermore!
*The crowd cheers and the cameras focus on the jwo's reaction to all this*
JN: unbeleivable! a scissors death match between mad man pondo, and johnny albright! a hardcore tag match between crowbar and raven and nasawa nad 2 tuff tony! abyss and corporal robinson in barbred wire and light tubes!
TJ: this is all going down on saturday night slaughter! but coming up next is the main event, abyss and supreme in a no rope barbed wire match, thats coming up after the break!
*the show goes to commercial, the show comes back on and the ring ropes are replaced with barbed wire, the camera focus' on charles willington*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this is your main event! and it will be refereed by eric michaels, and it is a no rop barbed wire match! introducing first, from hollywood california, weighing in at 300 pounds, he is "The Human Horror Film" Supreme!
*supreme's theme hits the speakers as he steps out the curtain, the crowd cheers for him non stop until he enters the ring*
CW: and his opponent, from malboro mental institution in marlboro new jersey, weighing in at 350 pounds, he is abyss!
*abyss runs to the ring with a chair and supreme already starts giving stiff elbows to the jaw, he then throws abys into one side of the barbed wire, supreme picks up the chair and tries to hit abyss with it but abyss catches the chair and breaks it over supremes head causing supreme to bleed uncontrollably*
JN: my god abyss just broke that steel chair over supremes head! oh god this isnt good, look how much blood supreme is losing, this has to end
*abyss grinds barbed wire on supremes forhead and leaves supreme to bleed, the ref gives abyss something, abyss pulls out a firecracker from his pocket and lights it, it starts to shoot sparks in the middle of the ring, supreme charges at abyss and abyss black hole slams supreme onto the lit firecracker, he pins supreme but supreme kicks out on 2*
TJ: black hole slam on the fire cracker! my god how sick can this get? supreme cant stop bleeding, what is next!?
*Abyss throws a barbedwire light tubed table into the ring, he sets up the table and pours lighter fluid all over it, he lights the table on fire and chokeslams supreme through it and pins him for the win*
JN: thank god its over! ladies an gentlemen im johnny napalm and for everyone here at XVW wrestling, we would like to say thank you for tuning for monday night mayhem, good night everybody!
We are entertainers
*the video fades to a clip of wifebeater digging a broken light tube into supremes forehead*
We are pros
*the video shows a clip of vampiro hitting his signature move "nail in the coffin" on psycosis*
Whatever you do
*the video then fades to the XVW logo*
Please, Dont Try This At Home
*The logo then fades to a photo of trent acid with his birthdate and death date and the crowd chears, that photo then fades to the Monday Night Mayhem intro with the theme song "now is the time" by dope and the crowd goes wild in the arena*
JN: ladies and gentlemen! welcome to XVW wrestling's Monday Night Mayhem!
*The camera focus's on commentators Johnny Napalm and Toxic Jimmy as the name bar comes up listing their names and occupations, then the name bar fades away*
JN: im Johnny Napalm, and this is my commentary partner toxic jimmy! every fan is jam packed and ready for some XVW wrestling on the versus network, lets go down to our ring announcer charles willington
*The camera focus's on Charles who stands in the middle of the ring with the microphone in his hand*
CW: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Xtremely Violent Wrestling's Monday Night Mayhem, on the Versus network, your refrees for this evening, are st. jimmy storm, Mike "im always right" jones, eric michaels, and senior official "Mr. Chikara" Bryce Rumsberg, your time keeper and man at the bell is Bret "The Hitman" Lauterdale, and finally i am your ring announcer Charles Willington
*he takes a second to breathe*
CW: this first contest will be refreed by Mike "im always right" Jones, introducing first, from laurel delaware, at a combined weight, of 385 pounds, they are jay and mark, the Brisco Brothers!
*the brisco's walk down the ramp to the ring reciving a good pop from the audience and they enter the ring and they stay at a corner*
CW: and their opponent,s from brooklyn new york, at a combined weight at 370 pounds, they are the team, of Jose and Joel maximo, the are the Spanish Assault Team, S.A.T.!
*the s.a.t. recives a great pop from the audience and as they walk down the ramp and give fans at ring side high fives the briscos run off the ropes and fron flip onto both maximo bros onto the outise*
JN: amazing athletic ability by the brisco bros!
TJ: this match is set for a 10 minute time limit folks and this match could go either way
*the briscos throw the maximos back into the ring and irish whip the maximos, maximos are off the ropes and leap over the briscos, off the ropes again giveing the briscos tilt-a-whirl hurricanranas, the briscos get back up and give the maximos drop kicks, both teams are back up, briscos charge at the maximos and the maximos give the briscos are drags puting the brsicos outside the ring*
JN: what an amzing combo of moves!
TJ: ill tell ya johnny, the S.A.T. is one of the best tag teams in indie wrestling today, its unbelievable
JN: look out for this! corkscrew moonsaults onto the brisco bros onto the outside! amazing! absolutly amazing!
*the maximos throw the bricos back into the ring. the briscos are layed out on the canvas and the maximos climb the turn buckles, the briscos hit the maximos as they climb jose hangs upside down in one corner as jay brisco climbs the turnbuckle across from jose. Mark brisco gives joel a crucifix bomb off the second rope and jay comes down with a flipping senton bomb, rolls out of it from the landing and drop kicks jose in the corner and mark goes for the pin*
JN: this could be it her mark brsico with the cover, 1, 2 and no a kick out on 2
TJ: these are the 2 greatest teams you can ever put in a match johnny
JN: you said it jim, i love the high flying ability these teams both have, and ladies and gentlemen if your just tuning in on the versus network, Its The brisco bros jay and mark brisco against the Spanish Assualt team of Jose and joel Maximo
*Jose gives mark brisco a fisherman suplex laid out into a sit down powerbomb while joel whailes away on jay brisco in the corner, he pulls jay out and joel sweeps his legs while jose gives a vicious spinning wheel kick*
TJ: what a combo by the maximos! and now mark is climbing the turn buckles and oh!
JN: jose knocked mark off the turn buckle onto the outside and brisco hit his head on the gaurdrail
*jose and joel but jay on the top turn buckle, they both climb the turn buckles while holding jay in a russian leg sweep position, they do a double backfliping russian leg sweep off the top rope to jay brisco*
JN: they call that the spanish fly! heres the cover by jose! 1 2 3! and the S.A.T. gets a tag team title shot!
CW: here are your winners the team of jose and joel maximo, S.A.T.!
JN: mark brisco is pissed! ladies and gentlemen monday night mayhem will continue on the versus network after this short commercial break
*3 commercials play and theres a voice over guy narrorating over clips of XVW*
Your watching Xtremely Violent Wrestling's "Monday Night Mayhem" only on the versus network
*the camera focus's on charles willington in the ring*
CW: ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for 1 fall and it is for the XVW pure championship, the referee for this match is Senior Official Bryce Rumsberg, Introducing first, From the island of Samoa weighing in at 280 pounds he is "the Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
*samoa joe gets a huge pop from the crowd and enters the ring and streches*
CW: and his opponent, from the red hook section of brooklyn new york, weighing in at 240 pounds the XVW Pure Champion of the world! he is Tazz!
*tazz gets a pop as big as joe and he walks down the ramp into the ring and him and joe have a stare off, tazz takes his title belt off and the refree holds hit above his head for everyone to see*
JN: The XVW pure championship, is on the line tonight
*The bell rings and and joe and tazz go for a lock up, joe moves tazz into a corner and the ref breaks up the lock up and joe chops tazz across the chest and the crowd groans at how loud the chops are, tazz gives a stiff elbow to joe and delivers a devistating release belly to belly tazzplex and joe gets back up giving tazz a vicious arm drag sending him to the outside*
JN: amazing trade off by joe and tazz and joe comes at tazz with a suicide dive!
TJ: amazing move for jose size!
*Joe pulls out a chair from under the ring*
JN: if anyone is confused, here in XVW weaponary in any match is legalized as joe smacks that chair over tazzs head!
*joe throws tazz back into the ring and sets the chair up, he tries to fisherman suplex tazz onto it but tazz counters and delivers a sickening german tazzplex onto the chair, joe gets right back up and gives vicious blows to tazz's face followed by a jumping kick to the back of the head which puts tazz down on 1 knee, joe gets up and gives tazz a shinning wizard*
TJ: vicious shinning wizzard by joe! this match is turning out to be an amazing match
*Joe folds the chair up and smacks it over tazz's head causing him to bleed, tazz being fearless stands up takes the chair and hits joe twice as hard with it causing joe to bleed, causing joe to fall on all fours and tazz puts joe in the tazz mission*
JN: this could be it! this is the same move that choked out ken shamrock!
*joe gets up eventually and throws tazz over with a snapmare, joe sets up the chair in the center of the ring again, he drags tazz over to a corner and puts him in the muscle buster position, he muscle busters tazz onto the set up chair*
TJ: my god how sick was that johnny! holy crap tazz is broken in half!
JN: you can say that again! and look joe is puting tazz in the tazzmission! he choked him out thats it! its over! joe is the new XVW pure champion!
CW: here is your winner and new XVW Pure champion! Samoa Joe!
*the ref raises his hand as joe holds the belt up and fans chant "joe!" repeatedly and joe goes backstage where dewey donovan interviews him*
DD: samoa joe! congradulations on your victory here over tazz tonight!
SJ: thanks dewey
DD: how does it feel being the new XVW pure champion?
SJ: it feels great, it makes me feel liek i am the most pureist thing alive, its a sense of acomplishment
DD: great joe thanks very much, back to you guys
*the cameras look around the arena slowly and then focus on johnny napalm and toxic jimmy*
JN: thanks dewey, well jim how do you feel about joe being the new pure champion?
TJ: its about time the kid got a shot for the title, the kid reserves it, hes a great athelete for his size and weight, he can do what no other man his size cant do
JN: thats very true well coming up *a photo of mickie knuckles and lufisto posed with "vs" put between them appears on screen, we have a female fans bring the weapons match, between the most brutal women alive, Lufisto, and mickie knuckles. this will surley be a great match, thats coming up after the break
*the narrorator comes back with clips of XVW speaks again*
Your watching XVW monday night mayhem, only on the versus network
*acouple comercials pass and the cameras focus on charles in the ring*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this next match will be refereed by eric michaels, and it is a fans bring the weapons match, for the XVW womens championship, introducing first, from Clarksville Indiana she is Mickie Knuckles!
*She steps out from the curtains with a shopping cart filled with weapons like, a stop sign, a trach can filled with light tubes, a mop and various other things. she gets a big pop from the audience as she walks down the ramp and she throws her weapons into the ring as she steps between the ropes. she picks up a stop sign*
CW: and her opponent, from montreal quebec, she is lufisto!
*lufisto comes out charging with a bundle of light tubes in her hand as the crowd cheers, mickie attempts to hit her with the stop sign but fisto ducks, runs off the ropes and shatters the light tubes over mickies head causing her to bleed, fisto attempts to dig the broken light tube into mickies forehead but micke hits her with the stop sign in time*
JN: well that didnt take long for some blood to be shed! these 2 ladies will kill each other cause they have a long history!
*mickie takes a cheese greater out of the trashcan she threw in the ring earlier and cuts lufistos forehead with it, lufisto gets up and whacks a stop sign over mickie and pulls her to the outside of the ring, she takes a fans shoe and smaks her across the face with it, she then takes a fans bundle of light tubes and tries to break it over mickies back but she gets up gives a stiff elbow to lufisto and breaks it over her back*
TJ: my god this is brutal!
JN: thats the 2nd time that damn shoe has came into play!
*they both get back in the ring and sit down in set up chairs and just punch each other in the face, mickie gets up and keeps punching lufisto, mickie breaks a bunch of light tubes by throwing that at lufisto while shes down, mickie sets lufisto on the top rope in a corner and sets up the 2 chairs and puts the trash can of light tubes across them*
JN: this could be it for lufisto!
TJ: my god! mickie just threw lufisto into the light tubed trashcan and theres the pin 1 2 3! its over! mickies the XVW womens champion!
CW: here is your winner and new XVW womens champion, Mickie Knuckles!
*dewey donovan is backstage with mickie knuckles*
DD: mickey how does it feel being the very first XVW womens champion?
MK: it feels good dewey, it makes me feel like, im the top wrestler in my division, the top women in XVW, *lufisto walks in on the interview*
LF: listen mickie, u may have gotten the win on me tonight, but there will be a day, where you will loose that title, and ill be watching. waiting for my chance, to get that title
*she leaves and the camera is focused on nasawa wearing a Juggalo World Order shirt and his trunks, with tape around his wrists and streches while johnny napalm comments over nasawa*
JN: well coming up next folks, nasawa defends his hardcore championship under the 24/7 established by comissioner paul heyman, against Christian Faith stay tuned after the comercial break
*the show goes to commercial and is back on the air with nasawa still streching in his locker room and corporal robinson, 2 tuff tony, and mad man pondo walk in*
CR: you ready nasawa?
N: im always ready
2TT: do it for the juggalos, *everyone holds up their fists and yells juggalos and corporal robinson, 2 tuff tony, and mad man pondo leave the locker room*
JN: some times i just feel likeing punching the crap out of them
*christian faith busts into nasawa's lockerroom and throws a trash can at him, faith then takes a chair and hits nasawa across the back with it, he drags nasawa out of the locker room and into the womens bathroom and throws nasawa head first into a mirror cutting nasawa open*
TJ: he jumped nasawa! and now nasawa is busted open and bleeding everywhere!
*faith takes nasawa down the hallway and throws him wall to wall, nasawa then hits faith with a trashcan, and pulls faith by the hair down the hallway, they reach a point in the hallway where their changing the light tubes in the ceiling, nasawa tries suplexing faith but faith counters and electric chair drops nasawa onto light tubes for the win*
JN: christian faith is the new hardcore champ!
CW: here is your winner and new hardcore champion Christian Faith!
TJ: ladies and gentlemen its time for intermission so come back after these messages!
*the show go to commercial and shows 5 commercials*
*The show comes back from commercial and the ring has glass panes in the corners, ladders, tables and cactus' the cameras focus on charles willington in the ring*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this next match will be refereed by mike "im always right" jones and is a tables, ladders, glass, and cactus match, introducing first, from louisville kentucky, weighing in at 225 pounds, representing the juggalo world order, he is Corporal Robinson
*the crowd boos him as we walks down the ramp to the ring*
CW: and his opponent, from Deptford New jersey, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the XVW World Champion, he is Whacks!
*whacks walks down the ramp as the crowd cheers for him and corporal robinson gives him a shot in the gut and forarms across the back, he then throws whacks back into the ring and powerbombs whacks through a glass pane, whacks slowly gets back up, gives robinson a kick in the gut and chokeslams him through another glass pane, whacks goes otside the ring and gets a table and brings it back into the ring and sets it up*
JN: these 2 men are already busted open from their backs!
*whacks lays out a cactus on the table and powerbombs robinson through the table and takes another cactus and lays it out on corporal, whacks climbs the top rope giveing a senton bomb onto the cactus and corporal for the win*
TJ: that was quick
CW: here is your winner whacks!
*the ring is cleared up for the next match*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this next match will be refereed by sgt. jimmy storm and is schedules for 1 fall and it is for the vacant XVW Television Championship, introducing first from pittsburg pennsylvania, weighing in at 249 pounds, he is "The Franchise" Shane Douglas!
*shane douglas walks down the ramp and into the ring*
CW: and his opponent from dayton ohio, weighing in at 240 pounds he is Chris Hero!
*The crowd cheers for chris hero as he walks down the ramp and into the ring and as soon hes in the ring comissioner paul heyman walks out*
PH: hold up hold up, lets make this match alil more interesting, something that will make the fans alil wild, just to pump them up till the main event, lets make this a 2 outta 3 tables match!
*he walks back to the locker room and the bell rings and hero gives douglas a pump handle slam and goes outside for a table and sets it up out there, he gets back in the ring where douglas gives hero a kick in the gut and powerbombs hero through the table on the outside*
JN: thats 1 fall for douglas! 1 more and the TV title is his!
*douglas steps to the outside and sets up a table and him and hero stand on the apron, hero gives douglas a stiff elbow to the jaw and performs the hero's welcome to douglas through the table, hero gets up and sets up 4 stacked tables and a ladder next to the stack he climbs up the ladder and douglas chases him up the opposite side of the ladder*
TJ: hero and douglas! trading blows on the ladder! this could be it!
*douglas hip tosses hero off the ladder through the 4 tables to win the TV title*
CW: here is your winner and new XVW Television champion, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas!
*douglas goes backstage where dewey donovan is interviewing him*
SD: dont you even ask me how it feels dewey! i feel like ive been screwed! paul heyman, this isnt the title i deserve, u put me up against, a young punk like chris hero, at Acid Reign, LIVE! on PPV!, "the franchise," shane douglas, will take on steve cornio, for the XVW heavywieight championship. *he sighs* No disqaulifications, no stopping the match due to so much blood lost, cause come saturday, at acid reign, i will tear you apart Corino
DD: but how will you be able to lose the TV title in order to get a shot at the Heavyweight title?
SD: its so easy dewey, its unbeliveably simple, you have no idea, This! is an open challenge to anyone who wants to get my TV title, so i can take on corino, i know commissioner paul heyman will hand pick, a person from his sick, twisted, creative mind. so Corino! be ready at Acid Reign cause that title will be mine!
*Shane leaves and the cameras focus back on charles willington who is standing in the middle of the ring, light tube log cabins are in each corner*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this next match will be refereed by senior official Bryce Rumsberg and it is a 2 out of 3 light tube log cabin match for the XVW death match championship, introducing first, from philidelphia pennsylvania, weighing in at 190 pounds, he is the winner of the King Of The Death Match Tournament, he is Sick MexXxican!
*mexican walks down the ramp as the crowd cheers for him and he gives fans at ringside high fives, he rolls into the ring and waits for his opponent*
JN: sick mexXxican has been coming to the ring latley without his mask
CW: and his opponent, From the gates of hell in clifton new jersey, weighing in at 200 pounds, representing The Diaboli Alliance, he is the XVW death match champion, he is "The Dark Preist" Johnny Albright
*albright walks down the ramp while wearing a black hooded robe, and his belt around his waiste, the camera focus' on the other members of the diaboli alliance, (gangrel, mideon, vic grimes, syntha6, dr. aborter, and leviathan) watching him on a TV in the locker room. albright enters the ring and removes his robe and belt*
JN: this match will surley be unforgetable
*albright and mexican lock up, mexican pushes albright out of the lock up, albright gets back up and tries to spear mexican into a light tubed log cabin, mexican dodges and drop toe holds albright into the log cabin*
TJ: thats 1 fall for mexican, can he capitalize?
JN: lets find out
*mexican goes outside the ring and looks for a weapon, albright climbs the turn buckles and performs a crossbody onto mexican, albright gets back in the ring and grabs a light tubed log cabin and throws it down onto mexican while hes still on the outside, albright then stacks the final 2 log cabins ontop of each other and pulls mexican back in the ring*
TJ: its tied 1 to 1, who's gunna win this match here!?
JN: im just wonering what albright is up to
*albright sprays lighter fluid on the 2 stacked log cabins and lights them on fire, he tries suplexing mexican get mexican gets out whil he was up in the air, mexican german suplex's albright into the flamming log cabins for the win*
TJ: we have a new death match champ!
JN: ive never seen flamming light tubes in my career!
CW: here is your winner and new XVW death match champion!, he is Sick MexXxican!
*mexican leaves the ring and albright is on his knees in the broken glass, and the jWo theme comes on and nasawa, 2 tuff tony, mad man pondo, corporal robinson, and juggulator walk down to the ring and jump albright*
JN: look at this! the jWo is attacking albright!
TJ: cut the man a break he just lost his title!
JN: look at this!
*raven, vampiro, abyss, crowbar, and mischif (aka The Ravens Nest) run down to the ring and save albright from the jWo*
TJ: the ravens nest has just cleaned house!
*albright stands up and raven grabs a microphone and speaks to albright*
R: albright, we saved you from the jWo, what did the diaboli alliance every do? they didnt do anything, they didnt save you, we did
*albright snatches the mic from ravens hand and as the jWo walks back to the locker room albright calls them out in the ring*
JA: hey you fukin scumbags!, where do you think your going? im not done with you guys yet!
*he pauses for a quick second as the crowd cheers and he climbs the turbuckles and sits on the top rope*
JA: on saturday night slaughter, i want mad man pondo in a scissors death match!, and since i run the god damn XVW wrestling incorporated, ill make the rest of saturday night slaughter like this, raven and crowbar against nasawa and 2 tuff tony, in a hardcore tag team match, abyss will be against corproal robinson in a barbedwire and light tubes match, Vampiro will be against Juggulator in a street fight, and MisChif will go up against any women you got! and if you fuck with the ravens nest, the raven will fuck with you, quote the nest, nevermore!
*The crowd cheers and the cameras focus on the jwo's reaction to all this*
JN: unbeleivable! a scissors death match between mad man pondo, and johnny albright! a hardcore tag match between crowbar and raven and nasawa nad 2 tuff tony! abyss and corporal robinson in barbred wire and light tubes!
TJ: this is all going down on saturday night slaughter! but coming up next is the main event, abyss and supreme in a no rope barbed wire match, thats coming up after the break!
*the show goes to commercial, the show comes back on and the ring ropes are replaced with barbed wire, the camera focus' on charles willington*
CW: ladies and gentlemen this is your main event! and it will be refereed by eric michaels, and it is a no rop barbed wire match! introducing first, from hollywood california, weighing in at 300 pounds, he is "The Human Horror Film" Supreme!
*supreme's theme hits the speakers as he steps out the curtain, the crowd cheers for him non stop until he enters the ring*
CW: and his opponent, from malboro mental institution in marlboro new jersey, weighing in at 350 pounds, he is abyss!
*abyss runs to the ring with a chair and supreme already starts giving stiff elbows to the jaw, he then throws abys into one side of the barbed wire, supreme picks up the chair and tries to hit abyss with it but abyss catches the chair and breaks it over supremes head causing supreme to bleed uncontrollably*
JN: my god abyss just broke that steel chair over supremes head! oh god this isnt good, look how much blood supreme is losing, this has to end
*abyss grinds barbed wire on supremes forhead and leaves supreme to bleed, the ref gives abyss something, abyss pulls out a firecracker from his pocket and lights it, it starts to shoot sparks in the middle of the ring, supreme charges at abyss and abyss black hole slams supreme onto the lit firecracker, he pins supreme but supreme kicks out on 2*
TJ: black hole slam on the fire cracker! my god how sick can this get? supreme cant stop bleeding, what is next!?
*Abyss throws a barbedwire light tubed table into the ring, he sets up the table and pours lighter fluid all over it, he lights the table on fire and chokeslams supreme through it and pins him for the win*
JN: thank god its over! ladies an gentlemen im johnny napalm and for everyone here at XVW wrestling, we would like to say thank you for tuning for monday night mayhem, good night everybody!