Post by omegadeath on Apr 11, 2010 22:21:14 GMT -5
The camera pans in on a gigantic crowd going completely apeshit, Then onto the stage to see none other than the antichrist superstar himself, Marilyn Manson, mic in hand, Face painted black, and Mickey mouse ears on his head. He moans into the mic slowly and begins to shout.
HOW DOES IT.. FEEL TO BE….. ONE OF THE …BEAUTIFUL…. PEOPLE!!!!!!
And I don't want ya and I don't need ya
Don't bother to resist or I'll beat ya
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
It's all relative to the size of your steeple
You can't see the forest for the trees
And you can't smell your own shit on your knees
There's no time to discriminate
Hate every motherfucker that's in your way
Hey you, what do ya see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
The worms will live in every host
It's hard to pick which one they eat most
The horrible people, the horrible people
It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple
Capitalism has made it this way
Old-fashioned fascism will take it away
Hey you, what do ya see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
There's no time to discriminate
Hate every motherfucker that's in your way
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
Hey you, what do ya see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
Hey you, what do ya see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
Manson finishes as the crowd goes insane. The rock and roll star jumps down off the stage, and into a new territory for him, a wrestling ramp. He gets on the ramp and makes his way to his brand new ring, in his arena, with all of his millions of fans on their feets screaming at the top of their lungs. Manson makes his way to the ring apron and quickly steps into it. He Raises the mic to his lips once again as he looks around and sees the excitement in the air. He takes a moment to let the fans calm down before he begins.
Marilyn Manson <- King of fuck->
HELLO EVERYBODY! And welcome to The new home of Omega Championship Wrestling! Coming to you live from The Melon Arena in PITTSPURGH! You motherfuckers know that the place I call home, Canton Ohio isn’t too far from here. You people know that Pittsburgh is one of my favorite places to perform. You guys are fucking insane! THAT’S WHY I decided to hold OCW here EVERY WEEK! I see you guys, way in the back. Your saying “but how Manson? This place is being torn down!?” NOT ANYMORE IT ISNT! I bought the son of a bitch! I say it stays!
The crowd roars into frenzy as Manson takes a moment to think about his next words, when out of nowhere the annoyance of a song known as Kurt Angles theme song is heard. The fans begin booing instantly as Angle walks to the ring and rolls into it quickly. He is wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt. He is rocking some bright white tennis shoes and his bald head is gleaming in the light as he starts talking.
Kurt Angle <- Americas cue ball->
What the hell are you doing Manson? You’re coming out here acting like some big tough guy. Pittsburgh is MY town, buddy. I’ll be damned when I let a little twig freak boy like you take my spotlight! Get out of the ring, right now. You don’t even deserve to be in this building. What could you possibly know about wrestling?
Manson stares deeply into the eyes of Angle and smirks.
Marilyn Manson <- Antichrist Superstar->
I know that I could fire your sorry ass right now. May “god” damn your soul because as far as I’m concerned this is MY ring. Get the fuck out before I throw you out!
Manson waits for Kurt to do something when Kurt spits into the face of the owner of OCW. Manson immediately jumps onto Kurt’s body and knocks him over. Manson mounts Kurt and delivers punches straight to the face of Kurt until they roll out onto the arena floor, the fans going psychotic. Manson quickly grabs a small pipe. Manson walks to Kurt and smashes the pipe right into his face, sending Kurt to the floor holding his head. Manson stands over Kurt, screaming at him before he gets back into the ring and grabs the mic again.
Marilyn Manson <- Antichrist Superstar->
As I was saying! I’m taking this place over, to provide you with some grade A brutality. It starts tonight with a tournament. This tournament will decide who the king of pain is. The tournament is called the Beat me, Eat me tournament. And it starts tonight! Every match tonight will be part of the tournament. The winners advance to face each other next week. And then the next week. Eventually we will crown a king of pain! In this tournament, when you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you!
Manson drops the mic and makes his way out of the ring. He progresses up the ramp and finally makes his way backstage as the cameras fade to black for commercials.
The Cameras come back to the show, panning all around the arena, taking a look at all of the fans who came to see some violence. They are as excited as can be as the bell rings and the theme song for Shawn Michaels blares over the speakers. Shawn bursts out from backstage, wearing an HBK t-shirt and a pair of black tights with red and white forming a cross on both sides of the pants. Shawn struts down ot the ring and gets into it quickly. He gets on the top rope and plays to the crowd when suddenly the lights start to flicker and eventually go out, leaving everyone in pitch blackness.
I CAN NEVER GET OUT OF HERE, I DON’T WANNA EXPLODE IN FEAR, A DEAD ASTRONAUT IN SPACE.
Suddenly The lights come back on and in the middle of the ring is what appears to be a man in an astronaut suit. He is squirming in pain when just as fast as the lights tripped out, Alex Shelley appears behind HBK. HBK turns quickly to receive a forearm to the face, starting the match.
Shelley starts off strong by whipping HBK into the ropes and following it up with a big dropkick that sends micheals down. Shelley grabs shawn by the hair but Is met with a knife edge chop that echoes all through the arena, sending him back a few steps. Shawn follows up with a punch to the head, followed by another, and another, and another! Shawn finally grabs Shelley and lifts him up for a suplex, but Shelley counters at the last second, flipping over HBK and delivering a neckbreaker that leaves shawn in agony. Shelley grabs shawns legs and starts kicking them, he then spins shawn around quickly and slams his knees hard into the mat. Shawn screams as Shelley is looking confident as ever, taunting the crowd as he moves toward HBK.
HBK quickly returns by tripping Shelley, and quickly rolling into a crossface! Shelley is screaming and clawing his way towards the ropes when HBK pushes the ropes out farther with his feet, leaving Shelley helpless. The ref begins counting Shawn for the rope break 1…2….3….4… HBK releases the hold, and while Shelley rolls out of the ring HBK gets into the face of the referee, arguing that he has no reason to count. Shawn gets very intense and has heard enough from the ref. He slaps the ref hard across the face, sending him down, holding the side of his face! HBK finally pursues Shelley and goes to the outside.
Shawn grabs Shelley by the head and quickly pounds him into the steps, with a loud thud. HBK picks Shelley up and sends him flying into the barrior this time, as fans in the front row take pictures and applaud Shawn is measuring Shelley up. HBK runs at Shelley and at th last second Shelley lifts shawn high into the air, and sends him face first into a member of the crowd in the front row! Shawn bounces off of the guys chair, then the concrete floor as the fans applaud and whistle. Shelley makes his way into the crowd to receive shawn, but he Is met with a steel chair shot to the face! Sending him back over the barricade. Shawn makes it to his feet, he appears to be bleeding from his nose, which was probably broken when he hit the floor. Shawn wipes blood off of his face and chases after Shelley with the chair.
Shalley makes it to the ring apron and as Shawn is about to bash him with the chair again, Shelley flings himself backwards, right into shawns face, sending them both backwards onto the floor with a thud! The ref has now recovered and is checking out the action. He watches on as the two men make it to their feet and Shelley rolls HBK into the ring. Shawn gets to his knees as Shelley gets on the top rope. Shawn gets to his feet, now facing Shelley as he leaps off the top rope shawn attempts to kick him, but Shelley Is quick and catches HBk’s foot. Shalley lands on his feet, and spins Shawn around, quickly almost as if his foot was a bullet shot from a gun Shawn made contact with Shelleys face, sending him down hard on his back! Shawn goes for the cover…
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2….
3!!
The winner, and going on to the next round of the beat me, eat me tournament, Shawn Micheals!!
The cameras fade back in on Manson in his office, looking at swome paperwork when suddenly he is interrupted by CM Punk, who looks like he hasn’t showered in over a year. Manson doesn’t judge though, that goes against his morals. Manson just stares at Punk as he waits for him to say something. Punk takes a seat after saying hello.
Marilyn Manson -< Antichrist superstar>-
Well, what do you want?
Punk takes a few seconds to answer when he satnds up and extends his hand. He looks Manson in the eyes as he talks.
CM Punk -< Straight edge embassador>-
Well. I want you to join my straightedge society. You need to clean yourself up for god’s sake! Your nothing but a hippocrite, performing all these drug tests and ordering people to clean up, but you as their boss continue to sit around and drink your beer, Destroy your lungs with those damned cigarettes, and kill your brain cells with those god aweful drugs you do! Your nothing but an addict!
Marilyn Manson -< Antichrist Superstar>-
Your lucky I don’t fire your ass. You claim to be straight edge Punk, but does everyone know about whats on these papers? Do you want them to know? Then YOU will be the hypocrite, and in the unemployment office!
CM Punk -< Straight edge embassador>-
What the hell are you talking about! I DON’T do drugs, or smoke, or drink! You’re a filthy rotten liar Manson!
Manson looks at punk, seemingly captured in an idea. He smiles before he responds.
Marilyn Manson -< Antichrist Superstar>-
I’ll tell you what! Your in the beat me, eat me tournament. So I’ll make you a deal. Either you win The tournament, or You and everyone else will find out how much of a filthy rotten liar I am. Lying is something I don’t do punk. I hate liars like you. Now leave.
Manson points at the door and Punk looks frustrated. He pounds on the desk before storming off, slamming the door shut behind him.
The cameras go back to the ring showing Matt Hardy, Abyss, and Chris Jericho standing in the ring. Tables are set up all over ringside and some are set up along the ramp, along with the countless ones under the ring. The referee looks at the three men and calls for the bell to begin as this match starts.
Jericho and Hardy move to Abyss, kicking him in the stomach and delivering rights to the head. The whip him into the far ropes, near the ramp and he bounces back powerfully with a clothesline that misses Hardy. Hardy grabs abyss by the hair and delivers shot after shot after shot to the head, backing abyss into the turnbuckle. Hardy climbs over abyss, continuing to blast abyss in the face with rights. After about 6 shots abyss blocks, and pushes hardy backwards into an approaching Jericho. Abyss walks out of the corner and brings Jericho to his feet. Abyss slams Jericho to the mat hard with a backbreaker! Abyss presses his foot down on Jerichos throat, choking the life out of him.
Hardy Manages to get up and knock down abyss with a dropkick to the head. Hardy then grabs abyss’ knees and slams them down viciously on the mat over and over again. Soon Jericho joins in and they both work over abyss’ legs. Matt kicks abyss’ kneeand then runs and springs off the ropes for a baseball slide to abyss’ knee! Jericho grabs both legs and attepts the walls of Jericho, but abyss powers out quickly. Abyss makes it to his feet as Jericho charges toward him, but abyss is quick and launches Jericho over the top rope and onto the floor! Matt grabs abyss by the arm and hooks him in for the side effect, but abyss counters it and delivers a big boot! Abyss grabs hardy by the hair and whips him hard into the corner! Abyys then charges at hardy and smashes him in the corner, meanwhile, outside, Jericho has set up a table beside the ring. Jericho grabs abyss by the ankles and drags him out to the floor, and gets a right hand to the face for his efforts. Abyss grabs Jericho by the throat and lays him onto the table, but Jericho kicks his way off with a low blow!
Jericho slams abyss’ head into the steel steps, making an echo all through the arena, and sending abyss backwards. Jericho trys to prop abyss onto the table but is interrupted by hardy with a forearm to the back. Abyss grabs hardy and delivers a huge chokeslam onto the floor! Abyss rolls hardy oto the table and gets on the apron. Jericho grabs abyss by the hair and rams his face into the turnbuckle post, sending him to the floor! Jericho runs to the other side of the ring and bounces off the middle rolpe, backflipping over the top rope and crashing through hardy, and the table!! Hardy and Jericho lay still, the breath taken out of both of them.
MATT HARDY IS ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH!!!
Abyss takes a moment to get over to Jericho and grabs him by the hair, pulling him to his feet, then dragging him over to the steel steps Abyss lifts Jericho up and drops him chest-first onto the steps and Jericho falls to the floor, gasping. Abyss picks Jericho up again and rolls him into the ring. Abyss then grabs a table and slides it into the ring as well. Abyss climbs into the ring and is met with a dropkick out of nowhere by Jericho! Jericho runs, bounces off the ropes and delivers a baseball slide straight to the face of abyss!
Jericho grabs the table and props it up in the corner. He turns to grab abyss and bounces his head off the table 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 times! Abyss is leaning on the table and Jericho delivers a dropkick to the back that sends abyss to his knees! Jericho backs into the opposite corner and waits for abyss to get to his feet. Chris charges at abyss and Abyss counters with a big boot! Sending Jericho down hard! Abyss steps forward and puts the boots to Chris before slamming the table down across his back. Abyss brings the table to the center of the ring and sets it up quickly. Abyss then makes his way outside and gets another table. He slides it into the ring and climbs up onto the apron only to get dropkicked in the knees by Jericho sending him face first onto the floor!
Jericho grabs the table and sets it up right beside the other one. Chris goes and gets abyss, rolling him back into the ring. Jericho grabs abyss and puts him, into the walls of Jericho! Abyss screams and rolls around in pain as Jericho doesn’t seem like he’s going to let go. Abyss tries to grab at jerichos feet and trip him but it doesn’t work, Jericho’s grip gets tighter and tighter as abyss tries to kick is legs. Abyss manages to get Jericho off, but the damage has already been done for sure!
Jericho lifts up the body and rolls him onto the table nearest the corner. Jericho stands on the other table and brings abyss to his feet. Jericho puts abyss’ head between his legs and tries to lift, but gets countered, and abyss hoist Jericho into the air, crashing into the turnbuckle, landing on his head in the corner! Abyss gets off the table and lifts it onto the other one. He grabs Jericho and sets him on the top rope. Abyss gets on the middle rope and grabs Jericho by the throat! Jericho kicks abyss in the balls quickly, making him release the hold! Jericho manages to get down and abyss is still down.
Jericho grabs the top table and throws it outside. He gets the remaining table and props it up against the corner. Abyss rolls out of the ring and goes near a set up table behind the corner with jerichos table. Jericho runs swiftly up the table and jumps down onto abyss, but abyss catches Jericho in mid-air! Abyss swings Jericho around for the black hole slam!
JERICHO COUNTERS WITH A DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!
The cameras go backstage quickly to see the boss Brian Warner standing around, talking to some members of staff when suddenly a guy all decked out in white comes into the frame, he looks like a paramedic, and he has a concerned look on his face. He grabs Brian by the arm but Brian pulls away as he glares at the guy.
Brian Warner -< Anti-Christ boss >-
What the hell is wrong now? Just shut up and take me there for the love of jesus!
The man takes off and Brian follows, seeming like he is extremely annoyed at the interruption. Brian and the man walk out of the frame as the Rated R Superstar Edge makes his way into frame with a huge grin on his face. Edge looks at the camera before he starts to talk.
Edge -< Rated R Superstar >-
Well, look at that.. since the boss is busy I’ll go ahead and use up this time to tell you ignorant worms something about my “big” match tonight. People seem to be counting me out already.. this confuses me because I have beaten every one of the other losers I’m in there with…. Hell I even made one leave wrestling for a while… There is no way that any one of those wannabes will beat me.. and then when I move on next week, I will be unstoppable!
I’m not kidding… and to anyone who thinks I am… just wait and see… I’m going to surprise a lot of people tonight… because that’s what REAL superstars do!
Edge walks off angrily and the cameras fade to black before coming back to the live audience where everyone is anticipating the next match.
The arena is buzzing louder than any other arena in the history of the world as the next match begins. The insane crowd stands and applauds as Chris Sabin makes his way to the ring. Sabin walks down the ramp with a quick pace, he is fired up and ready to dish it out to Randy Orton. The arena is silent for a long moment when suddenly all that is heard is the scratchy evil sounding voice of the boos, Brian Warner yelling into the mic.
Brian Warner -< Antichrist boss >-
PITTSBURGH! I know you blood thirsty, ignorant beating, impediment intolerant SOB’s want to see this match. But it IS NOT going to happen! It seems that Mr. Orton was attacked backstage… and will not be able to wrestle… Now any other guy would give Orton a chance and just move him to the next round… but not me. I believe in a system…. And its very simple, unlike you and all your organized religion, with your fake god, and your insanely unbelievable Jesus…. This plan was thought up by a genius… ME! My system is called FTWPTS… That means. Fuck The Weak, Power To Strong. This means, Mr. Orton is officially kicked off of this tournament!
The crowd boos and begins ot throw items at Brian as he smiles wickedly.
Brian Warner -< Antichrist boss >-
Now, Sabin... calm down… There was something left at the scene of this beating…. And it’s this!
Brian reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 1996 Olympic gold medal and hoists it into the air as the crowd goes crazy with boos
Brian Warner -< Antichrist boss >-
Mr. Angle left this behind… many would have him punished... but not me… I can appreciate this move... Angle knew he wasn’t in this tournament… and he took someone that was out…. That’s very smart, Kurt; It takes a strong mind to do what you did… So I am going to reward you! Angle, if you would come out here… you now have a match... against CHRIS SABIN!
Sabin, still staying cool, shakes his head back and forth waiting for his new opponent to come out to ringside. The lights go black and red and blue spotlights go wild all over the arena as Angles theme music starts playing as Kurt rises from below the stage. The lights flash back on as Angle poses and glares at Brian. Brian nods and makes his way backstage as Kurt progresses down the ramp. Kurt finally gets to ringside when out of nowhere Sabin lands on Kurt’s head, sending him down to the floor, it looks like Sabin couldn’t wait.
Sabin grabs Kurt by the head and pulls him up, he then pulls him to the ring and slams his head off the apron with a thud! Sabin rolls Kurt into the ring and follows closely as Kurt makes it to his feet and delivers a quick dropkick! Sabin goes down and Kurt puts the boots to him as he officially gets into the match. Kurt grabs a handful of Sabins hair and backs him into the corner, Kurt delivers a European uppercut, and another, and another, and another! Sending Sabin back into the corner. Kurt grabs Sabin’s leg and wraps it around the ring rope, kicking it several times causing Sabin to wince in pain. Kurt delivers a huge slap to the face and Sabin goes down to his knees! “You punk ass bitch. GET UP!” Kurt is met right in the mouth by Chris’ right boot, sending him staggering backwards! Sabin hops onto the second rop and jumps onto Kurt with a cross body!
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NO! Kurt kicks out without a problem. Sabin is ready however, as he runs and delivers a baseball slide to Kurt’s bald head! Sabin grabs Kurt and whips him into the ropes…… CLOTHESLINE by Kurt angle! Sabin goes to his knees and Kurt grabs Sabin’s neck, and quickly whips him forward into a chin lock! Sabin struggles for a brief moment, but is able to kick his way out of the hold. Sabin and Angle get back to their feet and lock up in the center of the ring, Angle whips Sabin into the ropes, Sabin leapfrogs, Kurt drops down, and Sabin whips back with a hurricarana! Kurt flies into the bottom ring rope and gets up quickly, Sabin is ready and hits Kurt with a spinning heel kick! Sabin rolls back onto his feet and climbs the ropes, waiting for Kurt…..
Angle catches Sabin off guard and runs up to the corner and throws Sabin overhead… Sabin lands on his feet! Sabin makes his way back and Kurt responds with a springboard clothesline! Sending Angle down on top of Sabin’s neck hard! Sabin bends backwards and Kurt capitalizes and locks in the Ankle Lock!
Sabin struggles for a couple of minutes in the ankle lock, but finds his way to the ropes for the break. Kurt breaks and Sabin struggles to his feet and Kurt hits a big chop block, sending him to his knees. Kurt grabs Chris by the hair and hooks him in for a suplex. Kurt gets Sabin up completely vertical, but Sabin forces himself back to his feet on the apron. Chris lifts Angle up vertical and holds him for as long as he can before dropping down with a brainbuster on the apron! Kurt goes to the floor, seemingly unconscious and Sabin goes gown holding his back in pain. The crowd has erupted in applause and Sabin takes a moment to let it sink in… The pure adrenaline from the crowd brings Sabin to his feet. Sabin stands over Angle and tries to pick him up.
Sabin gets Angle to his feet and bounces his head off of the apron once again and rolls Kurt into the ring. Sabin gets under the ring and pulls out a ladder! The crowd gets on their feet as Sabin sets up the ladder on the outside of the ring. Sabin climbs up slowly as his opponent starts to ascend the other side of the 15 foot ladder. Both reach the top and exchange a few punches. Angle hits a thumb to the eye and grabs Chris’s arm and swings him around into the ring with a huge thud! Sabin winces and pain as Kurt takes a moment to relax on the ladder.
Sabin rolls onto his stomach and brings himself to his feet again. With a second wind sabin bounces off the ropes and runs towards the ladder…. Sabin jumps to the top rope… Angle counters with a HUGE clothesline, sending Both into the ring crashing down as the fans go completely wild!
Kurt slowly makes his way to Sabin and struggles to roll him on his back for the cover.
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NO! Sabin kicks out with one last gasp of air and desperation! Angle looks to the heavens and leans back, frustrated. Sabin slowly rolls over to the side of the ring and tries to catch some relief. Kurt gets to his feet and pulls Sabin to the center of the ring. Angle lifts Sabin onto his shoulders for the Angle Slam…. Angle shakes his head and drops sabin, looking over at the ladder…. Kurt goes to ringside to retrieve it and brings it into the ring. Angle sets the ladder up in the corner, and puts Sabin’s limp body on the top rope. Angle climbs the opposite side and drags Sabin up the ladder by his hair. Kurt brings Sabin all the way to the top, and carefully lifts him onto his shoulder… Angle jumps backwards for a SUPER ANGLE SLAM! As both men crash hard onto the mat! Angle puts an arm over Sabin for the cover…
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3!!!
The bell sounds and Kurt’s music plays over the P.A system and the crowd goes into a frenzy of boo’s as Angle lays exhausted over Sabin’s lifeless body. The medics come out as well as a few trainers to help the men out of the ring as the cameras fade to black.
The cameras come backstage to a pure black room with a single bar of red light coming from overhead.. a single figure is seen in the distance. The figure is tall, thin, and dark.. yet just as intimidating as that of the undertaker, or Kane, or the boogeyman. The tall figure approaches the camera when a white painted face comes into view. There is a red mask around the eyes, and black liner on the very inside… making the eyes really pop. The man stare into the camera for a moment when suddenly it is realized that this man is none other than the boss, Brian Warner. Brian looks into the camera ever so terrifyingly as he begins to speak.
Brian Warner -< Marilyn Manson >-
Well…. It looks like my visions from all the way back in 1994 were right… everyone really is suffering, now. But my other premonition.. I need to refer to it. “When you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you.” You people think your suffering, but yet have I to betray you… no. You people and your over dramatization of life sickens me. You people speak of an apocalypse… You say that one day it will be the end… Well, just five minutes ago it was the end for someone… and yesterday three more people had experienced the end… there is no such thing as “The” apocalypse… We all experience our own personal apocalypse when we die… or are we experiencing it now as we suffer through our lives? I don’t know…but I do know that people have a fascination with creating things that don’t exist.. God, HIV, swine flu, and happiness are examples… Well… If people insist on having one defining apocalypse.. being the generous person I am, I would be delighted to deliver said apocalypse… tonight. You’re all going to experience the end, as I see fit. Exit now. All unsaved changes will be lost.
The camera stays fixed on Brian’s glowing red face as he looks down, then back into the lense of the camera. Brian lets the world see his smile.. his chrome, blood stained smile as the camera fades away to red, and then to a backstage area where Triple H is seen standing around sipping water from a bottle.
Triple H looks into the camera and nods as he crosses his arms. A beautiful young lady with ghoulish pale skin and black hair that is braided all around. Her black lipstick covered lips forming a smile. She looks at Triple H and he doesn’t seem to want any part of her.
Triple H -< The Game >-
Listen… I don’t know who you are.. but keep your distance.. I know what you want, so ill give it to you.
Triple H looks into the camera as he takes another sip of water.
Triple H -< The Game >-
Tonight, on the premiere of User Friendly our freaky ass boss has created a tournament to see who is the best.. And I’m part of it. Tonight I’ll be facing guys like Edge, The Undertaker, and CM Punk, Those guys although not in my league, will keep me entertained for a while. The thing people need to realize is that I’m not here to be “shocking” or “scary” I’m here to prove I’m the best.. Ive been everywhere in this business.. except here.. And now that I’m here I plan to rule. I am the one and only guy here that has enough talent to be the best, which is why I am the best, and why I will always be the best. Truthfully, I hope to god that Manson beats Morrison, And I hope to see him later in the tournament so I can beat his skinny ass and show him what a failure he is. Now If you’ll excuse me, I have to go prepare for my match.. goodbye.
Triple H walks away out of shot and the girl walks the opposite way as the camera zooms into the User Friendly Symbol and fades back out at ringside.
Out at ringside John Morrison is standing in the ring, waiting for his opponent, the boss of OCW, The Antichrist Superstar himself, Marilyn Manson. Morrison looks up the ramp with a cocky smile on his face.. He definitely doesn’t see Manson as a threat to him… He has it in the bag. Morrison and the huge crowd are all silenced as the lights go off in the arena, creating a pitch blackness. A single red spotlight shines on the stage, where an alien type creature is standing. The creature seems to be speaking… but in a different language, or something… Nobody can tell what it is saying..
After the robot-alien creature is finished it explodes with a huge BOOM! And the spotlight goes off. Another red spotlight comes on at the bottom of the ramp and There is a man leaning on a pole… His body shaped at the top like a man, but shrinking down to the midsection and ending in a tail, almost as if he were half worm, half man. He has wings attached to his hands and they are made up of scabs and bruises. The creature begins to speak as the crowd is absolutely terrified as a huge screen starts to play a disturbing film.
Suddenly the video finishes and the lights go off once again. The screams of women and little children echo around the Igloo as the red lights start to chase each other around and flash. Red strobe lights begin to go off frantically along with some white ones. While the lights are going crazy the crowd can hear Manson’s worldly known song “The beautiful People” Blast over the P.A system. Finally Manson walks out onto the stage and takes in the mixed reaction of boo’s and cheers as he slowly walks down the ramp. Mansons black trenchcoat and black and red pope’s hat suddenly fall to the ground as Manson begins to run to the ring. Manson finally gets in the ring and the lights return to normal, showing Manson in black satin panties, fishnet stockings and huge platform heels on his feet.
Manson stares over at Morrison, who now seems to be creeped out. And wiggles his tongue out at him, smirking confidently. Manson seems to be covered with a layer of dirt and grime, as if he hasn’t touched water in over 5 years, making him all the more disgusting and grotesque.
Manson and Morrison walk closer to each other in the middle of the ring. The bell tolls and the match officially begins. Morrison grabs manson by the arm and whips him into the ropes, Manson comes back and falls victim to a huge dropkick! Manson gets back to his feet and delivers an elbow to Morrison, who returns the favor with a knee to the gut. Manson falls to a knee and trips Morrison to the ground. Manson grabs Morrison’s right leg and twists and wrenches on it as tenaciously as he can. Manson slams Morrison’s knee into the mat, then stomps on the ankles, leaving Morrison down. Morrison brings himself up but gets hit with a dropkick by Manson, who slides out of the ring, looking for a weapon. Manson pulls out a chair and throws it into the ring as he goes back under the ring.
Morrison grabs the chair and waits for Manson to get back to his feet. Manson finally pops up and gets smashed in the head with the chair! Morrison climbs to the top rope with the chair and throws it at Manson, but he catches it! Morrison goes for a senton bomb but gets smacked with the chair in mid air! Morrison goes down and Manson continues his assault with the chair with shot after shot after shot! Manson finally throws the chair down and grabs Morrison by the hair and slams him into the barricade. Manson throws Morrison back into the ring an pulls out a stop sign. Manson drapes Morrison over the apron and puts the stop sign on the back of John’s head.
Manson grabs a chair and smashes it into the head of Morrison! Manson then takes the chair and delivers an uppercut to the face! Morrison rolls back into the ring slowly as he tries to regain his composure. Manson rolls into the ring and is bet with a right hand, and another, and another! Morrison whips Manson across the ring…. Corkscrew Clothesline! Manson goes down and Morrison waits for him to get up… Morrison charges but is met with a right hand to the face and Morrison is down! Morrison drops to the mat hard and doesn’t move.
Manson taes the brass knuckles off of his hands and throws them to the outside as he goes for the pin….
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NO! Morrison was able to kick out. Morrison gets to his knees and gets a right foot to the face, then a left knee to the back of the neck, then an elbow to the back! Manson grabs Morrison by the hair and Morrison connect with a roundhouse kick out of nowhere! Manson staggers and Morrison hops onto the middle rope for a missile dropkick! Manson goes down and Morrison gets on the apron…. Springboard hurricarana! Manson rolls to the corner and Morrison charges with a baseball slide to the face! Manson rolls out from the corner and Morrison connects with Starship Pain!
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The Camera goes black and fades in backstage where CM Punk, Edge, and The Miz are standing in a circle, they seem to be holding a conversation about their match that is next. Edge nods, then Punk, then Miz and they all shake hands.. It looks like an alliance has formed.. What does this mean for the main event?
The camera slowly fades to white as the three walk towards it and cut back in the office of the boss, Brian Warner. In the room with him is Todd Grisham…
Todd -<Interviewer>-
Brian, congratulations on winning your match.. and Something I have to wonder is… are you Marilyn Manson… or are you Brian Warner? It’s something people have been wondering for a long time…
Brian Warner -< The antichrist boss>-
Well… I’m both. Brian and Marilyn are to very alike people.. Brian is crazy, dark, scary, and grotesque, while Marilyn is still just as dark and evil and scary, yet louder and more creative and artistic… Marilyn likes to tell people what he feels, but sometimes Brian doesn’t want him to…. And then they fight each other… and my body.. it’s the referee… I can’t stop them, and I’m not going to try to… Marilyn had his moment out there.. and who knows, maybe next week Brian will have his turn.. all I know is that both are very…. Very dangerous..
Todd -< Interviewer>-
Well, what was that creature out there? Was it a person… it looked like a robot… and then the other thing… the man catipiller…that thing was creepy!
Brian Warner -< The antichrist boss>-
The first was Omega.. He’s a friend of Marilyn’s.. He’s a rock star from space.. and he is here to find the girl named Coma. The second was Wormboy… That’s Marilyn’s play toy… He talks to it and takes care of it, and he has helped it grow from the worm it once was, He almost considers it his child…
Todd -< Interviewer>-
That’s…. disturbing…
Brian Warner -< The Antichrist boss >-
Well, Maybe to you it’s disturbing.. but I find it disturbing that you would dare dishonor the relationship between Marilyn and Wormboy.. I think it’s a beautiful thing… and you have no god damn right to put them down for it!
Brian grabs Todd by the shirt and lifts him up a few inches before throwing him down and ordering him to leave. Brian sits down and looks at his laptop as the camera fades to black, and then fades out in the arena with the crowd going insane.
The Lights in the arena go completely back with a few blue spotlights as the infamous gong tolls, letting the crowd know The Undertaker is coming. A ghoulish white smoke emerges from the floors of the arena, and under the ring. Suddenly all the blue spotlights go up to the entrance ramp where a gold urn sits on a huge pedastool… All is silent for a moment, the silence is broken when a huge bolt of lighting crashes onto the urn, and suddenly, as if by some black magic, The Undertaker appears in a long black trench coat, and a black hat. Undertaker walks slowly down the ramp, as he always does sending chills down the spines of everyone in the arena..
Suddenly…. A CHEAP SHOT FROM EDGE! Taker goes down hard and gets stomped by Edge, who now has envited CM Punk and The Miz out to help him. Miz picks taker up and Punk delivers a hard roundhouse kick, Miz then throws Taker into the barricade. Edge backs up and charges…. HE HIT THE SPEAR! Edge grabs taker by the hair and the three men roll him into the ring.
Miz measures his man…. SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! Taker goes dow hard but gets up slowly…. CM Punk lifts him onto his shoulders… GTS CONNECTS!! And taker is down! The fans begin to boo as the trio taunts them… and the rest of the competitors make their way to the ring… but don’t interfere….
Taker Manages to get to his knees and Edge coils up in the corner…. He charges…. SPEAR CONNECTS HARD! Taker crashed down to the mat on his back, and edge goes for the cover, Punk lays ontop of Edge, Then Miz gets on, Then Triple H, Then Cody Rhodes joins…
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Undertaker is ELIMINATED! And the fans erupt in Boo’s as the remaining competitors get into opposite ends of the ring.
Triple H starts off with right hands to everybody, sending them all down, then he turns his attention to Edge.. He grabs him by the hair and throws him face first into the corner, followed by a right hand, a left boot, and another right hand! Triple H then whips Edge into the opposing corner hard sending Edge down. CM Punk and Miz have Cody in another corner, and are taking turns alternating between kicks and punches. Cody hits Miz in the face with a boot, and slaps the taste right out of punks mouth. Cody hits a big dropkick on Miz, sending him outside, but his met with a kick to the back my Punk. Punk returns the slap with one of his own that send Cody to his knees.
Edge makes his way outside to miz and helps him up. He then lets him into the ring and just as Miz gets on the apron, Edge sweeps his feet from under him! Sending Miz down to the floor hard! Edge stomps on Miz before picking him up and slamming him into the steel steps again..and again..and again….and again….. and again! Miz goes down to a knee, and Edge rolls him into the ring quickly. Edge coils up and hits the SPEAR! And a SPEAR FOR TRIPLE H! and a SPEAR FOR CODY RHODES! Edge goes for the cover on miz, and is assisted by CM Punk..
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THE MIZ IS ELIMINATED!
Edge charges at Triple H and receives a SPINEBUSTER! Triple H gives Punk a right hand, and another, and another! Triple H whips punk to the other side of the ropes and hits a BIG KNEE TO THE FACE! Cody comes up behind Triple H and delivers a dropkick to the back, sending triple H to his knees, Cody then tries to lock Triple H in for the cross Rhodes but is unsuccessful. Triple H makes his way to Edge and brings him into the corner. Triple H lifts Edge on the top rope, but is cut short by Cody who delivers a chop-block to the surgically repaired knees of Triple H. Punk takes Triple H down the rest of the way with a hard right kick to the face! Edge recovers and comes off the top rope with a flying forearm drop! Edge is stopped before he can get up by a kick to the head from Cody Rhodes. Cody continues to stomp on Edge before grabbing him by the hair and lifting him to his knees and delivers a baseball slide to the gut! Cody goes for the cover…
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NO! Edge kicks out easily and makes his way to his knees while Cody goes after Punk. Punk is ready for cody and delivers a stunning snap suplex! But he isn’t done! Punk rolls over Cody and locks in a reversed headlock and scissors his legs around Cody’s stomach, squeezing the air out of him. Edge and triple H get into a fistfight in the corner, but it is Triple H who wins by finally delivering one of his patented right hands again, and again, and again, and again until Edge gets wobbly, Then one last time to send him down! Triple H then mounts Edge and delivers shot after shot after shot to the face of The Rated R Supersta, Meanwhile Punk lifts Cody up on his shoulders GTS CONNECTS! Cody lands on his feet and staggers backwards into a PEDIGREE from triple H! Triple H gets back on his feet…. SPEAR from Edge! Edge covers Rhodes…
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Cody Rhodes is ELIMINATED! Triple H makes it to his knees and finds himself in a two on one situation with Punk and Edge. The team traps triple H into a corner and deliver rights and lefts to the face before hitting him with a double suplex! Triple H goes down and punk grabs him by the hair while telling edge to go to the opposite side of the ring.
Suddenly the crowd watch as HBK runs down the ramp… Punk lifts triple H on his shoulders …. Shawn hits SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Triple H staggers to the side and pushes Punk into a SPEAR from Edge! Edge makes his way to Triple H and gets launched over the top rope! Triple H goes for the cover..
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Thr- NO!
Punk gets the shoulder up and rolls away from Triple H. Triple H grabs punk by the hair and hits the PEDIGREE! And goes for the cover again…
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CM Punk is ELIMINATED! Triple H finally gets to his feet again and goes out to retrieve Edge….. SPEAR into the STEPS! Triple H’s spine cracked off of the steps hard! Edge grabs triple H by the hair and bashes his head into the steps! And again and again and again and again! Edge grabs triple H and lays him on the steps, head towards the floor. Edge gets on the barricade and taunts the crowd…. DIVING SPEAR! Edge seems to have hurt himself! Edge goes down and sticks his head and arms under the ring apron, and triple H rolls onto his knees, coughing while HBK tries to help him to his feet.
HBK and Triple H walk over to edge… DOUBLE LOW BLOW! Shawn and Hunter go down as Edge rolls HHH into the ring. Edge comes in for the cover…..
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NO! Edge gets the shoulder up and rolls over to the apron. Edge slowly pulls himself up and rests as Triple H gets up. Triple H sprints BIG BOOT…… NO! Edge grabs Triple H’s foot and jumps down to ring side, forcing HHH to straddle the top rope, and fall back down into the ring in agony. Edge rolls in the ring quickly and covers HHH…….
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Triple H wasn’t able to kick out….. and the winner and in the next round of the beat me, eat me tournament… EDGE!! “Metalingus” blasts over the P.A system as Edge rolls on his back, exhausted.
Suddenly the music stops and is replaced by “The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson… and the boss Brian Warner walks out on the stage with a huge roulette wheel.
Brian Warner -< Antichrist Boss >-
Tonight… is not over… There’s still one more match left… and it will be decided by this wheel!
Brian spins the wheel as “mOBSCENE” begins to play. The wheel spins and spins all the while Edge lays on the mat. The wheel slowly comes to a stop on the Rated R superstars face, and the crowd erupts.
Brian Warner -< Antichrist Boss >-
Well, it looks like Edge isn’t done tonight…. But who will he face?
Brian spins the wheel once again and this time the wheel slowly comes to a stop on the face of………
“MODEST… TO THE TOP….. MODEST…. AT THE TOP…..”
The crowd erupts in cheers as their favorite superstar, Jeff Hardy comes running down the ramp… The bell rings and Jeff is in not wasting time… TWIST OF FATE!... Jeff climbs to the top rope…. SWANTON BOMB! Jeff covers Edge..
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JEFF BEAT EDGE, AND STOLE HIS SPOT IN THE NEXT ROUND OF THE BEAT ME, EAT ME TOURNAMENT!
The crowd goes insane as Jeff hardy poses, and the cameras fade to black with the User Friendly symbol in red.
HOW DOES IT.. FEEL TO BE….. ONE OF THE …BEAUTIFUL…. PEOPLE!!!!!!
And I don't want ya and I don't need ya
Don't bother to resist or I'll beat ya
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
It's all relative to the size of your steeple
You can't see the forest for the trees
And you can't smell your own shit on your knees
There's no time to discriminate
Hate every motherfucker that's in your way
Hey you, what do ya see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
The worms will live in every host
It's hard to pick which one they eat most
The horrible people, the horrible people
It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple
Capitalism has made it this way
Old-fashioned fascism will take it away
Hey you, what do ya see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
There's no time to discriminate
Hate every motherfucker that's in your way
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
Hey you, what do ya see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
Hey you, what do ya see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
Manson finishes as the crowd goes insane. The rock and roll star jumps down off the stage, and into a new territory for him, a wrestling ramp. He gets on the ramp and makes his way to his brand new ring, in his arena, with all of his millions of fans on their feets screaming at the top of their lungs. Manson makes his way to the ring apron and quickly steps into it. He Raises the mic to his lips once again as he looks around and sees the excitement in the air. He takes a moment to let the fans calm down before he begins.
Marilyn Manson <- King of fuck->
HELLO EVERYBODY! And welcome to The new home of Omega Championship Wrestling! Coming to you live from The Melon Arena in PITTSPURGH! You motherfuckers know that the place I call home, Canton Ohio isn’t too far from here. You people know that Pittsburgh is one of my favorite places to perform. You guys are fucking insane! THAT’S WHY I decided to hold OCW here EVERY WEEK! I see you guys, way in the back. Your saying “but how Manson? This place is being torn down!?” NOT ANYMORE IT ISNT! I bought the son of a bitch! I say it stays!
The crowd roars into frenzy as Manson takes a moment to think about his next words, when out of nowhere the annoyance of a song known as Kurt Angles theme song is heard. The fans begin booing instantly as Angle walks to the ring and rolls into it quickly. He is wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt. He is rocking some bright white tennis shoes and his bald head is gleaming in the light as he starts talking.
Kurt Angle <- Americas cue ball->
What the hell are you doing Manson? You’re coming out here acting like some big tough guy. Pittsburgh is MY town, buddy. I’ll be damned when I let a little twig freak boy like you take my spotlight! Get out of the ring, right now. You don’t even deserve to be in this building. What could you possibly know about wrestling?
Manson stares deeply into the eyes of Angle and smirks.
Marilyn Manson <- Antichrist Superstar->
I know that I could fire your sorry ass right now. May “god” damn your soul because as far as I’m concerned this is MY ring. Get the fuck out before I throw you out!
Manson waits for Kurt to do something when Kurt spits into the face of the owner of OCW. Manson immediately jumps onto Kurt’s body and knocks him over. Manson mounts Kurt and delivers punches straight to the face of Kurt until they roll out onto the arena floor, the fans going psychotic. Manson quickly grabs a small pipe. Manson walks to Kurt and smashes the pipe right into his face, sending Kurt to the floor holding his head. Manson stands over Kurt, screaming at him before he gets back into the ring and grabs the mic again.
Marilyn Manson <- Antichrist Superstar->
As I was saying! I’m taking this place over, to provide you with some grade A brutality. It starts tonight with a tournament. This tournament will decide who the king of pain is. The tournament is called the Beat me, Eat me tournament. And it starts tonight! Every match tonight will be part of the tournament. The winners advance to face each other next week. And then the next week. Eventually we will crown a king of pain! In this tournament, when you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you!
Manson drops the mic and makes his way out of the ring. He progresses up the ramp and finally makes his way backstage as the cameras fade to black for commercials.
The Cameras come back to the show, panning all around the arena, taking a look at all of the fans who came to see some violence. They are as excited as can be as the bell rings and the theme song for Shawn Michaels blares over the speakers. Shawn bursts out from backstage, wearing an HBK t-shirt and a pair of black tights with red and white forming a cross on both sides of the pants. Shawn struts down ot the ring and gets into it quickly. He gets on the top rope and plays to the crowd when suddenly the lights start to flicker and eventually go out, leaving everyone in pitch blackness.
I CAN NEVER GET OUT OF HERE, I DON’T WANNA EXPLODE IN FEAR, A DEAD ASTRONAUT IN SPACE.
Suddenly The lights come back on and in the middle of the ring is what appears to be a man in an astronaut suit. He is squirming in pain when just as fast as the lights tripped out, Alex Shelley appears behind HBK. HBK turns quickly to receive a forearm to the face, starting the match.
Shelley starts off strong by whipping HBK into the ropes and following it up with a big dropkick that sends micheals down. Shelley grabs shawn by the hair but Is met with a knife edge chop that echoes all through the arena, sending him back a few steps. Shawn follows up with a punch to the head, followed by another, and another, and another! Shawn finally grabs Shelley and lifts him up for a suplex, but Shelley counters at the last second, flipping over HBK and delivering a neckbreaker that leaves shawn in agony. Shelley grabs shawns legs and starts kicking them, he then spins shawn around quickly and slams his knees hard into the mat. Shawn screams as Shelley is looking confident as ever, taunting the crowd as he moves toward HBK.
HBK quickly returns by tripping Shelley, and quickly rolling into a crossface! Shelley is screaming and clawing his way towards the ropes when HBK pushes the ropes out farther with his feet, leaving Shelley helpless. The ref begins counting Shawn for the rope break 1…2….3….4… HBK releases the hold, and while Shelley rolls out of the ring HBK gets into the face of the referee, arguing that he has no reason to count. Shawn gets very intense and has heard enough from the ref. He slaps the ref hard across the face, sending him down, holding the side of his face! HBK finally pursues Shelley and goes to the outside.
Shawn grabs Shelley by the head and quickly pounds him into the steps, with a loud thud. HBK picks Shelley up and sends him flying into the barrior this time, as fans in the front row take pictures and applaud Shawn is measuring Shelley up. HBK runs at Shelley and at th last second Shelley lifts shawn high into the air, and sends him face first into a member of the crowd in the front row! Shawn bounces off of the guys chair, then the concrete floor as the fans applaud and whistle. Shelley makes his way into the crowd to receive shawn, but he Is met with a steel chair shot to the face! Sending him back over the barricade. Shawn makes it to his feet, he appears to be bleeding from his nose, which was probably broken when he hit the floor. Shawn wipes blood off of his face and chases after Shelley with the chair.
Shalley makes it to the ring apron and as Shawn is about to bash him with the chair again, Shelley flings himself backwards, right into shawns face, sending them both backwards onto the floor with a thud! The ref has now recovered and is checking out the action. He watches on as the two men make it to their feet and Shelley rolls HBK into the ring. Shawn gets to his knees as Shelley gets on the top rope. Shawn gets to his feet, now facing Shelley as he leaps off the top rope shawn attempts to kick him, but Shelley Is quick and catches HBk’s foot. Shalley lands on his feet, and spins Shawn around, quickly almost as if his foot was a bullet shot from a gun Shawn made contact with Shelleys face, sending him down hard on his back! Shawn goes for the cover…
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The winner, and going on to the next round of the beat me, eat me tournament, Shawn Micheals!!
The cameras fade back in on Manson in his office, looking at swome paperwork when suddenly he is interrupted by CM Punk, who looks like he hasn’t showered in over a year. Manson doesn’t judge though, that goes against his morals. Manson just stares at Punk as he waits for him to say something. Punk takes a seat after saying hello.
Marilyn Manson -< Antichrist superstar>-
Well, what do you want?
Punk takes a few seconds to answer when he satnds up and extends his hand. He looks Manson in the eyes as he talks.
CM Punk -< Straight edge embassador>-
Well. I want you to join my straightedge society. You need to clean yourself up for god’s sake! Your nothing but a hippocrite, performing all these drug tests and ordering people to clean up, but you as their boss continue to sit around and drink your beer, Destroy your lungs with those damned cigarettes, and kill your brain cells with those god aweful drugs you do! Your nothing but an addict!
Marilyn Manson -< Antichrist Superstar>-
Your lucky I don’t fire your ass. You claim to be straight edge Punk, but does everyone know about whats on these papers? Do you want them to know? Then YOU will be the hypocrite, and in the unemployment office!
CM Punk -< Straight edge embassador>-
What the hell are you talking about! I DON’T do drugs, or smoke, or drink! You’re a filthy rotten liar Manson!
Manson looks at punk, seemingly captured in an idea. He smiles before he responds.
Marilyn Manson -< Antichrist Superstar>-
I’ll tell you what! Your in the beat me, eat me tournament. So I’ll make you a deal. Either you win The tournament, or You and everyone else will find out how much of a filthy rotten liar I am. Lying is something I don’t do punk. I hate liars like you. Now leave.
Manson points at the door and Punk looks frustrated. He pounds on the desk before storming off, slamming the door shut behind him.
The cameras go back to the ring showing Matt Hardy, Abyss, and Chris Jericho standing in the ring. Tables are set up all over ringside and some are set up along the ramp, along with the countless ones under the ring. The referee looks at the three men and calls for the bell to begin as this match starts.
Jericho and Hardy move to Abyss, kicking him in the stomach and delivering rights to the head. The whip him into the far ropes, near the ramp and he bounces back powerfully with a clothesline that misses Hardy. Hardy grabs abyss by the hair and delivers shot after shot after shot to the head, backing abyss into the turnbuckle. Hardy climbs over abyss, continuing to blast abyss in the face with rights. After about 6 shots abyss blocks, and pushes hardy backwards into an approaching Jericho. Abyss walks out of the corner and brings Jericho to his feet. Abyss slams Jericho to the mat hard with a backbreaker! Abyss presses his foot down on Jerichos throat, choking the life out of him.
Hardy Manages to get up and knock down abyss with a dropkick to the head. Hardy then grabs abyss’ knees and slams them down viciously on the mat over and over again. Soon Jericho joins in and they both work over abyss’ legs. Matt kicks abyss’ kneeand then runs and springs off the ropes for a baseball slide to abyss’ knee! Jericho grabs both legs and attepts the walls of Jericho, but abyss powers out quickly. Abyss makes it to his feet as Jericho charges toward him, but abyss is quick and launches Jericho over the top rope and onto the floor! Matt grabs abyss by the arm and hooks him in for the side effect, but abyss counters it and delivers a big boot! Abyss grabs hardy by the hair and whips him hard into the corner! Abyys then charges at hardy and smashes him in the corner, meanwhile, outside, Jericho has set up a table beside the ring. Jericho grabs abyss by the ankles and drags him out to the floor, and gets a right hand to the face for his efforts. Abyss grabs Jericho by the throat and lays him onto the table, but Jericho kicks his way off with a low blow!
Jericho slams abyss’ head into the steel steps, making an echo all through the arena, and sending abyss backwards. Jericho trys to prop abyss onto the table but is interrupted by hardy with a forearm to the back. Abyss grabs hardy and delivers a huge chokeslam onto the floor! Abyss rolls hardy oto the table and gets on the apron. Jericho grabs abyss by the hair and rams his face into the turnbuckle post, sending him to the floor! Jericho runs to the other side of the ring and bounces off the middle rolpe, backflipping over the top rope and crashing through hardy, and the table!! Hardy and Jericho lay still, the breath taken out of both of them.
MATT HARDY IS ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH!!!
Abyss takes a moment to get over to Jericho and grabs him by the hair, pulling him to his feet, then dragging him over to the steel steps Abyss lifts Jericho up and drops him chest-first onto the steps and Jericho falls to the floor, gasping. Abyss picks Jericho up again and rolls him into the ring. Abyss then grabs a table and slides it into the ring as well. Abyss climbs into the ring and is met with a dropkick out of nowhere by Jericho! Jericho runs, bounces off the ropes and delivers a baseball slide straight to the face of abyss!
Jericho grabs the table and props it up in the corner. He turns to grab abyss and bounces his head off the table 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 times! Abyss is leaning on the table and Jericho delivers a dropkick to the back that sends abyss to his knees! Jericho backs into the opposite corner and waits for abyss to get to his feet. Chris charges at abyss and Abyss counters with a big boot! Sending Jericho down hard! Abyss steps forward and puts the boots to Chris before slamming the table down across his back. Abyss brings the table to the center of the ring and sets it up quickly. Abyss then makes his way outside and gets another table. He slides it into the ring and climbs up onto the apron only to get dropkicked in the knees by Jericho sending him face first onto the floor!
Jericho grabs the table and sets it up right beside the other one. Chris goes and gets abyss, rolling him back into the ring. Jericho grabs abyss and puts him, into the walls of Jericho! Abyss screams and rolls around in pain as Jericho doesn’t seem like he’s going to let go. Abyss tries to grab at jerichos feet and trip him but it doesn’t work, Jericho’s grip gets tighter and tighter as abyss tries to kick is legs. Abyss manages to get Jericho off, but the damage has already been done for sure!
Jericho lifts up the body and rolls him onto the table nearest the corner. Jericho stands on the other table and brings abyss to his feet. Jericho puts abyss’ head between his legs and tries to lift, but gets countered, and abyss hoist Jericho into the air, crashing into the turnbuckle, landing on his head in the corner! Abyss gets off the table and lifts it onto the other one. He grabs Jericho and sets him on the top rope. Abyss gets on the middle rope and grabs Jericho by the throat! Jericho kicks abyss in the balls quickly, making him release the hold! Jericho manages to get down and abyss is still down.
Jericho grabs the top table and throws it outside. He gets the remaining table and props it up against the corner. Abyss rolls out of the ring and goes near a set up table behind the corner with jerichos table. Jericho runs swiftly up the table and jumps down onto abyss, but abyss catches Jericho in mid-air! Abyss swings Jericho around for the black hole slam!
JERICHO COUNTERS WITH A DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!
The cameras go backstage quickly to see the boss Brian Warner standing around, talking to some members of staff when suddenly a guy all decked out in white comes into the frame, he looks like a paramedic, and he has a concerned look on his face. He grabs Brian by the arm but Brian pulls away as he glares at the guy.
Brian Warner -< Anti-Christ boss >-
What the hell is wrong now? Just shut up and take me there for the love of jesus!
The man takes off and Brian follows, seeming like he is extremely annoyed at the interruption. Brian and the man walk out of the frame as the Rated R Superstar Edge makes his way into frame with a huge grin on his face. Edge looks at the camera before he starts to talk.
Edge -< Rated R Superstar >-
Well, look at that.. since the boss is busy I’ll go ahead and use up this time to tell you ignorant worms something about my “big” match tonight. People seem to be counting me out already.. this confuses me because I have beaten every one of the other losers I’m in there with…. Hell I even made one leave wrestling for a while… There is no way that any one of those wannabes will beat me.. and then when I move on next week, I will be unstoppable!
I’m not kidding… and to anyone who thinks I am… just wait and see… I’m going to surprise a lot of people tonight… because that’s what REAL superstars do!
Edge walks off angrily and the cameras fade to black before coming back to the live audience where everyone is anticipating the next match.
The arena is buzzing louder than any other arena in the history of the world as the next match begins. The insane crowd stands and applauds as Chris Sabin makes his way to the ring. Sabin walks down the ramp with a quick pace, he is fired up and ready to dish it out to Randy Orton. The arena is silent for a long moment when suddenly all that is heard is the scratchy evil sounding voice of the boos, Brian Warner yelling into the mic.
Brian Warner -< Antichrist boss >-
PITTSBURGH! I know you blood thirsty, ignorant beating, impediment intolerant SOB’s want to see this match. But it IS NOT going to happen! It seems that Mr. Orton was attacked backstage… and will not be able to wrestle… Now any other guy would give Orton a chance and just move him to the next round… but not me. I believe in a system…. And its very simple, unlike you and all your organized religion, with your fake god, and your insanely unbelievable Jesus…. This plan was thought up by a genius… ME! My system is called FTWPTS… That means. Fuck The Weak, Power To Strong. This means, Mr. Orton is officially kicked off of this tournament!
The crowd boos and begins ot throw items at Brian as he smiles wickedly.
Brian Warner -< Antichrist boss >-
Now, Sabin... calm down… There was something left at the scene of this beating…. And it’s this!
Brian reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 1996 Olympic gold medal and hoists it into the air as the crowd goes crazy with boos
Brian Warner -< Antichrist boss >-
Mr. Angle left this behind… many would have him punished... but not me… I can appreciate this move... Angle knew he wasn’t in this tournament… and he took someone that was out…. That’s very smart, Kurt; It takes a strong mind to do what you did… So I am going to reward you! Angle, if you would come out here… you now have a match... against CHRIS SABIN!
Sabin, still staying cool, shakes his head back and forth waiting for his new opponent to come out to ringside. The lights go black and red and blue spotlights go wild all over the arena as Angles theme music starts playing as Kurt rises from below the stage. The lights flash back on as Angle poses and glares at Brian. Brian nods and makes his way backstage as Kurt progresses down the ramp. Kurt finally gets to ringside when out of nowhere Sabin lands on Kurt’s head, sending him down to the floor, it looks like Sabin couldn’t wait.
Sabin grabs Kurt by the head and pulls him up, he then pulls him to the ring and slams his head off the apron with a thud! Sabin rolls Kurt into the ring and follows closely as Kurt makes it to his feet and delivers a quick dropkick! Sabin goes down and Kurt puts the boots to him as he officially gets into the match. Kurt grabs a handful of Sabins hair and backs him into the corner, Kurt delivers a European uppercut, and another, and another, and another! Sending Sabin back into the corner. Kurt grabs Sabin’s leg and wraps it around the ring rope, kicking it several times causing Sabin to wince in pain. Kurt delivers a huge slap to the face and Sabin goes down to his knees! “You punk ass bitch. GET UP!” Kurt is met right in the mouth by Chris’ right boot, sending him staggering backwards! Sabin hops onto the second rop and jumps onto Kurt with a cross body!
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Angle catches Sabin off guard and runs up to the corner and throws Sabin overhead… Sabin lands on his feet! Sabin makes his way back and Kurt responds with a springboard clothesline! Sending Angle down on top of Sabin’s neck hard! Sabin bends backwards and Kurt capitalizes and locks in the Ankle Lock!
Sabin struggles for a couple of minutes in the ankle lock, but finds his way to the ropes for the break. Kurt breaks and Sabin struggles to his feet and Kurt hits a big chop block, sending him to his knees. Kurt grabs Chris by the hair and hooks him in for a suplex. Kurt gets Sabin up completely vertical, but Sabin forces himself back to his feet on the apron. Chris lifts Angle up vertical and holds him for as long as he can before dropping down with a brainbuster on the apron! Kurt goes to the floor, seemingly unconscious and Sabin goes gown holding his back in pain. The crowd has erupted in applause and Sabin takes a moment to let it sink in… The pure adrenaline from the crowd brings Sabin to his feet. Sabin stands over Angle and tries to pick him up.
Sabin gets Angle to his feet and bounces his head off of the apron once again and rolls Kurt into the ring. Sabin gets under the ring and pulls out a ladder! The crowd gets on their feet as Sabin sets up the ladder on the outside of the ring. Sabin climbs up slowly as his opponent starts to ascend the other side of the 15 foot ladder. Both reach the top and exchange a few punches. Angle hits a thumb to the eye and grabs Chris’s arm and swings him around into the ring with a huge thud! Sabin winces and pain as Kurt takes a moment to relax on the ladder.
Sabin rolls onto his stomach and brings himself to his feet again. With a second wind sabin bounces off the ropes and runs towards the ladder…. Sabin jumps to the top rope… Angle counters with a HUGE clothesline, sending Both into the ring crashing down as the fans go completely wild!
Kurt slowly makes his way to Sabin and struggles to roll him on his back for the cover.
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The bell sounds and Kurt’s music plays over the P.A system and the crowd goes into a frenzy of boo’s as Angle lays exhausted over Sabin’s lifeless body. The medics come out as well as a few trainers to help the men out of the ring as the cameras fade to black.
The cameras come backstage to a pure black room with a single bar of red light coming from overhead.. a single figure is seen in the distance. The figure is tall, thin, and dark.. yet just as intimidating as that of the undertaker, or Kane, or the boogeyman. The tall figure approaches the camera when a white painted face comes into view. There is a red mask around the eyes, and black liner on the very inside… making the eyes really pop. The man stare into the camera for a moment when suddenly it is realized that this man is none other than the boss, Brian Warner. Brian looks into the camera ever so terrifyingly as he begins to speak.
Brian Warner -< Marilyn Manson >-
Well…. It looks like my visions from all the way back in 1994 were right… everyone really is suffering, now. But my other premonition.. I need to refer to it. “When you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you.” You people think your suffering, but yet have I to betray you… no. You people and your over dramatization of life sickens me. You people speak of an apocalypse… You say that one day it will be the end… Well, just five minutes ago it was the end for someone… and yesterday three more people had experienced the end… there is no such thing as “The” apocalypse… We all experience our own personal apocalypse when we die… or are we experiencing it now as we suffer through our lives? I don’t know…but I do know that people have a fascination with creating things that don’t exist.. God, HIV, swine flu, and happiness are examples… Well… If people insist on having one defining apocalypse.. being the generous person I am, I would be delighted to deliver said apocalypse… tonight. You’re all going to experience the end, as I see fit. Exit now. All unsaved changes will be lost.
The camera stays fixed on Brian’s glowing red face as he looks down, then back into the lense of the camera. Brian lets the world see his smile.. his chrome, blood stained smile as the camera fades away to red, and then to a backstage area where Triple H is seen standing around sipping water from a bottle.
Triple H looks into the camera and nods as he crosses his arms. A beautiful young lady with ghoulish pale skin and black hair that is braided all around. Her black lipstick covered lips forming a smile. She looks at Triple H and he doesn’t seem to want any part of her.
Triple H -< The Game >-
Listen… I don’t know who you are.. but keep your distance.. I know what you want, so ill give it to you.
Triple H looks into the camera as he takes another sip of water.
Triple H -< The Game >-
Tonight, on the premiere of User Friendly our freaky ass boss has created a tournament to see who is the best.. And I’m part of it. Tonight I’ll be facing guys like Edge, The Undertaker, and CM Punk, Those guys although not in my league, will keep me entertained for a while. The thing people need to realize is that I’m not here to be “shocking” or “scary” I’m here to prove I’m the best.. Ive been everywhere in this business.. except here.. And now that I’m here I plan to rule. I am the one and only guy here that has enough talent to be the best, which is why I am the best, and why I will always be the best. Truthfully, I hope to god that Manson beats Morrison, And I hope to see him later in the tournament so I can beat his skinny ass and show him what a failure he is. Now If you’ll excuse me, I have to go prepare for my match.. goodbye.
Triple H walks away out of shot and the girl walks the opposite way as the camera zooms into the User Friendly Symbol and fades back out at ringside.
Out at ringside John Morrison is standing in the ring, waiting for his opponent, the boss of OCW, The Antichrist Superstar himself, Marilyn Manson. Morrison looks up the ramp with a cocky smile on his face.. He definitely doesn’t see Manson as a threat to him… He has it in the bag. Morrison and the huge crowd are all silenced as the lights go off in the arena, creating a pitch blackness. A single red spotlight shines on the stage, where an alien type creature is standing. The creature seems to be speaking… but in a different language, or something… Nobody can tell what it is saying..
After the robot-alien creature is finished it explodes with a huge BOOM! And the spotlight goes off. Another red spotlight comes on at the bottom of the ramp and There is a man leaning on a pole… His body shaped at the top like a man, but shrinking down to the midsection and ending in a tail, almost as if he were half worm, half man. He has wings attached to his hands and they are made up of scabs and bruises. The creature begins to speak as the crowd is absolutely terrified as a huge screen starts to play a disturbing film.
Suddenly the video finishes and the lights go off once again. The screams of women and little children echo around the Igloo as the red lights start to chase each other around and flash. Red strobe lights begin to go off frantically along with some white ones. While the lights are going crazy the crowd can hear Manson’s worldly known song “The beautiful People” Blast over the P.A system. Finally Manson walks out onto the stage and takes in the mixed reaction of boo’s and cheers as he slowly walks down the ramp. Mansons black trenchcoat and black and red pope’s hat suddenly fall to the ground as Manson begins to run to the ring. Manson finally gets in the ring and the lights return to normal, showing Manson in black satin panties, fishnet stockings and huge platform heels on his feet.
Manson stares over at Morrison, who now seems to be creeped out. And wiggles his tongue out at him, smirking confidently. Manson seems to be covered with a layer of dirt and grime, as if he hasn’t touched water in over 5 years, making him all the more disgusting and grotesque.
Manson and Morrison walk closer to each other in the middle of the ring. The bell tolls and the match officially begins. Morrison grabs manson by the arm and whips him into the ropes, Manson comes back and falls victim to a huge dropkick! Manson gets back to his feet and delivers an elbow to Morrison, who returns the favor with a knee to the gut. Manson falls to a knee and trips Morrison to the ground. Manson grabs Morrison’s right leg and twists and wrenches on it as tenaciously as he can. Manson slams Morrison’s knee into the mat, then stomps on the ankles, leaving Morrison down. Morrison brings himself up but gets hit with a dropkick by Manson, who slides out of the ring, looking for a weapon. Manson pulls out a chair and throws it into the ring as he goes back under the ring.
Morrison grabs the chair and waits for Manson to get back to his feet. Manson finally pops up and gets smashed in the head with the chair! Morrison climbs to the top rope with the chair and throws it at Manson, but he catches it! Morrison goes for a senton bomb but gets smacked with the chair in mid air! Morrison goes down and Manson continues his assault with the chair with shot after shot after shot! Manson finally throws the chair down and grabs Morrison by the hair and slams him into the barricade. Manson throws Morrison back into the ring an pulls out a stop sign. Manson drapes Morrison over the apron and puts the stop sign on the back of John’s head.
Manson grabs a chair and smashes it into the head of Morrison! Manson then takes the chair and delivers an uppercut to the face! Morrison rolls back into the ring slowly as he tries to regain his composure. Manson rolls into the ring and is bet with a right hand, and another, and another! Morrison whips Manson across the ring…. Corkscrew Clothesline! Manson goes down and Morrison waits for him to get up… Morrison charges but is met with a right hand to the face and Morrison is down! Morrison drops to the mat hard and doesn’t move.
Manson taes the brass knuckles off of his hands and throws them to the outside as he goes for the pin….
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NO! Morrison was able to kick out. Morrison gets to his knees and gets a right foot to the face, then a left knee to the back of the neck, then an elbow to the back! Manson grabs Morrison by the hair and Morrison connect with a roundhouse kick out of nowhere! Manson staggers and Morrison hops onto the middle rope for a missile dropkick! Manson goes down and Morrison gets on the apron…. Springboard hurricarana! Manson rolls to the corner and Morrison charges with a baseball slide to the face! Manson rolls out from the corner and Morrison connects with Starship Pain!
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The Camera goes black and fades in backstage where CM Punk, Edge, and The Miz are standing in a circle, they seem to be holding a conversation about their match that is next. Edge nods, then Punk, then Miz and they all shake hands.. It looks like an alliance has formed.. What does this mean for the main event?
The camera slowly fades to white as the three walk towards it and cut back in the office of the boss, Brian Warner. In the room with him is Todd Grisham…
Todd -<Interviewer>-
Brian, congratulations on winning your match.. and Something I have to wonder is… are you Marilyn Manson… or are you Brian Warner? It’s something people have been wondering for a long time…
Brian Warner -< The antichrist boss>-
Well… I’m both. Brian and Marilyn are to very alike people.. Brian is crazy, dark, scary, and grotesque, while Marilyn is still just as dark and evil and scary, yet louder and more creative and artistic… Marilyn likes to tell people what he feels, but sometimes Brian doesn’t want him to…. And then they fight each other… and my body.. it’s the referee… I can’t stop them, and I’m not going to try to… Marilyn had his moment out there.. and who knows, maybe next week Brian will have his turn.. all I know is that both are very…. Very dangerous..
Todd -< Interviewer>-
Well, what was that creature out there? Was it a person… it looked like a robot… and then the other thing… the man catipiller…that thing was creepy!
Brian Warner -< The antichrist boss>-
The first was Omega.. He’s a friend of Marilyn’s.. He’s a rock star from space.. and he is here to find the girl named Coma. The second was Wormboy… That’s Marilyn’s play toy… He talks to it and takes care of it, and he has helped it grow from the worm it once was, He almost considers it his child…
Todd -< Interviewer>-
That’s…. disturbing…
Brian Warner -< The Antichrist boss >-
Well, Maybe to you it’s disturbing.. but I find it disturbing that you would dare dishonor the relationship between Marilyn and Wormboy.. I think it’s a beautiful thing… and you have no god damn right to put them down for it!
Brian grabs Todd by the shirt and lifts him up a few inches before throwing him down and ordering him to leave. Brian sits down and looks at his laptop as the camera fades to black, and then fades out in the arena with the crowd going insane.
The Lights in the arena go completely back with a few blue spotlights as the infamous gong tolls, letting the crowd know The Undertaker is coming. A ghoulish white smoke emerges from the floors of the arena, and under the ring. Suddenly all the blue spotlights go up to the entrance ramp where a gold urn sits on a huge pedastool… All is silent for a moment, the silence is broken when a huge bolt of lighting crashes onto the urn, and suddenly, as if by some black magic, The Undertaker appears in a long black trench coat, and a black hat. Undertaker walks slowly down the ramp, as he always does sending chills down the spines of everyone in the arena..
Suddenly…. A CHEAP SHOT FROM EDGE! Taker goes down hard and gets stomped by Edge, who now has envited CM Punk and The Miz out to help him. Miz picks taker up and Punk delivers a hard roundhouse kick, Miz then throws Taker into the barricade. Edge backs up and charges…. HE HIT THE SPEAR! Edge grabs taker by the hair and the three men roll him into the ring.
Miz measures his man…. SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! Taker goes dow hard but gets up slowly…. CM Punk lifts him onto his shoulders… GTS CONNECTS!! And taker is down! The fans begin to boo as the trio taunts them… and the rest of the competitors make their way to the ring… but don’t interfere….
Taker Manages to get to his knees and Edge coils up in the corner…. He charges…. SPEAR CONNECTS HARD! Taker crashed down to the mat on his back, and edge goes for the cover, Punk lays ontop of Edge, Then Miz gets on, Then Triple H, Then Cody Rhodes joins…
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Undertaker is ELIMINATED! And the fans erupt in Boo’s as the remaining competitors get into opposite ends of the ring.
Triple H starts off with right hands to everybody, sending them all down, then he turns his attention to Edge.. He grabs him by the hair and throws him face first into the corner, followed by a right hand, a left boot, and another right hand! Triple H then whips Edge into the opposing corner hard sending Edge down. CM Punk and Miz have Cody in another corner, and are taking turns alternating between kicks and punches. Cody hits Miz in the face with a boot, and slaps the taste right out of punks mouth. Cody hits a big dropkick on Miz, sending him outside, but his met with a kick to the back my Punk. Punk returns the slap with one of his own that send Cody to his knees.
Edge makes his way outside to miz and helps him up. He then lets him into the ring and just as Miz gets on the apron, Edge sweeps his feet from under him! Sending Miz down to the floor hard! Edge stomps on Miz before picking him up and slamming him into the steel steps again..and again..and again….and again….. and again! Miz goes down to a knee, and Edge rolls him into the ring quickly. Edge coils up and hits the SPEAR! And a SPEAR FOR TRIPLE H! and a SPEAR FOR CODY RHODES! Edge goes for the cover on miz, and is assisted by CM Punk..
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THE MIZ IS ELIMINATED!
Edge charges at Triple H and receives a SPINEBUSTER! Triple H gives Punk a right hand, and another, and another! Triple H whips punk to the other side of the ropes and hits a BIG KNEE TO THE FACE! Cody comes up behind Triple H and delivers a dropkick to the back, sending triple H to his knees, Cody then tries to lock Triple H in for the cross Rhodes but is unsuccessful. Triple H makes his way to Edge and brings him into the corner. Triple H lifts Edge on the top rope, but is cut short by Cody who delivers a chop-block to the surgically repaired knees of Triple H. Punk takes Triple H down the rest of the way with a hard right kick to the face! Edge recovers and comes off the top rope with a flying forearm drop! Edge is stopped before he can get up by a kick to the head from Cody Rhodes. Cody continues to stomp on Edge before grabbing him by the hair and lifting him to his knees and delivers a baseball slide to the gut! Cody goes for the cover…
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NO! Edge kicks out easily and makes his way to his knees while Cody goes after Punk. Punk is ready for cody and delivers a stunning snap suplex! But he isn’t done! Punk rolls over Cody and locks in a reversed headlock and scissors his legs around Cody’s stomach, squeezing the air out of him. Edge and triple H get into a fistfight in the corner, but it is Triple H who wins by finally delivering one of his patented right hands again, and again, and again, and again until Edge gets wobbly, Then one last time to send him down! Triple H then mounts Edge and delivers shot after shot after shot to the face of The Rated R Supersta, Meanwhile Punk lifts Cody up on his shoulders GTS CONNECTS! Cody lands on his feet and staggers backwards into a PEDIGREE from triple H! Triple H gets back on his feet…. SPEAR from Edge! Edge covers Rhodes…
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Cody Rhodes is ELIMINATED! Triple H makes it to his knees and finds himself in a two on one situation with Punk and Edge. The team traps triple H into a corner and deliver rights and lefts to the face before hitting him with a double suplex! Triple H goes down and punk grabs him by the hair while telling edge to go to the opposite side of the ring.
Suddenly the crowd watch as HBK runs down the ramp… Punk lifts triple H on his shoulders …. Shawn hits SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Triple H staggers to the side and pushes Punk into a SPEAR from Edge! Edge makes his way to Triple H and gets launched over the top rope! Triple H goes for the cover..
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Punk gets the shoulder up and rolls away from Triple H. Triple H grabs punk by the hair and hits the PEDIGREE! And goes for the cover again…
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CM Punk is ELIMINATED! Triple H finally gets to his feet again and goes out to retrieve Edge….. SPEAR into the STEPS! Triple H’s spine cracked off of the steps hard! Edge grabs triple H by the hair and bashes his head into the steps! And again and again and again and again! Edge grabs triple H and lays him on the steps, head towards the floor. Edge gets on the barricade and taunts the crowd…. DIVING SPEAR! Edge seems to have hurt himself! Edge goes down and sticks his head and arms under the ring apron, and triple H rolls onto his knees, coughing while HBK tries to help him to his feet.
HBK and Triple H walk over to edge… DOUBLE LOW BLOW! Shawn and Hunter go down as Edge rolls HHH into the ring. Edge comes in for the cover…..
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NO! Edge gets the shoulder up and rolls over to the apron. Edge slowly pulls himself up and rests as Triple H gets up. Triple H sprints BIG BOOT…… NO! Edge grabs Triple H’s foot and jumps down to ring side, forcing HHH to straddle the top rope, and fall back down into the ring in agony. Edge rolls in the ring quickly and covers HHH…….
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Triple H wasn’t able to kick out….. and the winner and in the next round of the beat me, eat me tournament… EDGE!! “Metalingus” blasts over the P.A system as Edge rolls on his back, exhausted.
Suddenly the music stops and is replaced by “The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson… and the boss Brian Warner walks out on the stage with a huge roulette wheel.
Brian Warner -< Antichrist Boss >-
Tonight… is not over… There’s still one more match left… and it will be decided by this wheel!
Brian spins the wheel as “mOBSCENE” begins to play. The wheel spins and spins all the while Edge lays on the mat. The wheel slowly comes to a stop on the Rated R superstars face, and the crowd erupts.
Brian Warner -< Antichrist Boss >-
Well, it looks like Edge isn’t done tonight…. But who will he face?
Brian spins the wheel once again and this time the wheel slowly comes to a stop on the face of………
“MODEST… TO THE TOP….. MODEST…. AT THE TOP…..”
The crowd erupts in cheers as their favorite superstar, Jeff Hardy comes running down the ramp… The bell rings and Jeff is in not wasting time… TWIST OF FATE!... Jeff climbs to the top rope…. SWANTON BOMB! Jeff covers Edge..
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JEFF BEAT EDGE, AND STOLE HIS SPOT IN THE NEXT ROUND OF THE BEAT ME, EAT ME TOURNAMENT!
The crowd goes insane as Jeff hardy poses, and the cameras fade to black with the User Friendly symbol in red.