HWA RETURN TOUNRY

[zombies]

HWA RETURN TOURNAMENT
South Charleston Community Center, WV
Tickets $15 dollars each


Round 1

Thumbtacks And Tables Match: Lufisto vs Spike Dudley
Lufisto squares off with Spike Dudley in a thumbtacks and table death match! That is right first round show opener will be full of high spots, and violence. As Spike Dudley challenges Lufisto to a match to test the strength of the two, defiantly a nice opener to the return event of HWA.

Lighttube logcabins match: JC Baily vs Drake Younger

JC Bailey the death match champion engages into the ring against Drake Younger aka CZW's current Heavyweight champion, placing two men in the ring with loose lighttubes and cabins. First one to smash two of the cabians wins the match.

Barbedwire Death Beds And Dinner Match: Necro Butcher vs Chuck Taylor

The insane Necro Butcher fights against Raccoon City's Favorite Son Chuck Taylor in a match set up to make each man loose massive amounts of body fluids. Death beds, pizza cutters, hot sauce, and other house hold products available at their disposal.

Stapplers And Stopsigns Match: Mad Man Pondo vs Sandman

Mad Man Pondo facing of with the hardcore legend and former ECW star the Sandman in a staple gun's and stop sign match, in case you did not know that should be enough said.

Fans Bring The Weapons Match: Brain Damage vs Toby Klein

Call it fake all you want Brain Damage and Klein are in this ring to take control of the weapons you bring, and blood will be sure to be mixed into the game. A MATCH NOT TO MISS!!!

Anarchy Rules Match: Mickie Knuckles vs Player Uno

Chikara's Player Uno takes on Mickie Knuckles in our Anarchy Rules match, who can win the masked mario king or the white trash Ms. Knuckles. Or who has been called Moose by that pathetic disgrace to wrestling TNA.

Also Scheduled To Appear: Nick Mondo, Sara Del Ray, Dazzie Haze, and The Kottonmouth Kings

[Hobo]

The card looks pretty decent. No way in HELL Chuckie T would ever do a Barbed Wire Beds and all that other non-sense match. He bitches when he has to take chair shots.. He's also only taken one table bump, ever.

also, there's an E in Bailey

[zombies]

Fact is HWA is making him do the match, also thinks for pointing that out man I just did not notice have not wrote in awhile and vision was blured so...