Post by Hobo on Nov 19, 2008 13:59:48 GMT -5
IT'S FINALLY HERE!! The biggest WCWA Pay Per View of ALL TIME, HURT!
Click here to view the show
After several months of work, planning, and promoting, HURT is finally finished and published. I'd like to extend a HUGE thank you to hebtheeagle for all his work on HURT. Without heb, HURT probably would not be here this soon, and if it was, the commentary would be the shits.
If you've already seen the pre-show, just skim down to the +++++s. That's where the PPV portion begins. I put them together because of the extra matches, and how the pre-show effects the PPV.
All feedback is appriciated and all reviews WILL be returned.
WCWA HURT
Live from the Hammerstein Ballroom in the heart of New York City
Saturday, January 21st 2006[/b][/color]
Official theme song: "Hurt" by Johnny Cash
MAIN EVENT
Finals of the WCWA Heavyweight title tournament
WCWA World Heavyweight title match
All parties banned from ringside
Three Way Elimination Match[/color]
Chris Hero
versus
Eddie Kingston
versus
The Messiah
Following the immediate and unexpected release of WCWA World Heavyweight champion Spanky at the relaunch of WCWA, as well as undisputed number one contender Samoa Joe, AND the previous number one contender Chris Jericho AS WELL AS the last champion in Kurt Angle.. WCWA was in a hell of a predicament. The World Heavyweight title scene was essentially flushed. Other top contenders for the title included Jay Reso, who also left the company. You’d think the guy booking this stuff would have a better handle on things.. On the second edition of Synthetic, a tournament was set in motion to determine the contenders for the World Heavyweight title. The top six contenders were determined, and those six men were paired into three one on one matches. The winners of those three matches advanced on to this three way dance at HURT. In the first match, Chris Hero defeated The Necro Butcher in a match that set the stage for the rest of the tournament, no disqualifications and no count out. In the second week of the tournament, on the third episode of Synthetic, Eddie Kingston pulled off a shocking upset, defeating the one "national name talent" in the tournament in former Extreme Championship Wrestling Heavyweight champion, and ally of Chris Hero in the Kings of Wrestling, Sabu. Following Kingston's win, amidst a sea of Kings of Wrestling personalities and BLK Out colleges, Hero and Kingston had their first face off, center ring. The Messiah drew the most shocking "qualifying round" of anyone, defeating Lance Storm center ring, with a submission! This match has all the makings to be one for the ages.. And it will determine the brand new WCWA World Heavyweight champion. In late breaking news, WCWA owner Dave Lenker has passed down the ruling that all parties, be it BLK Out, Kings of Wrestling, or friends of The Messiah, will be banned from ringside, keeping this match exclusively to the combatants actually involved in the contest.
Finals of the WCWA International Title Tournament
WCWA International title match[/color]
Delirious
versus
Chuck Taylor
Likewise to the WCWA World Heavyweight title, the International title was also vacated, when CM Punk was signed to a contract with the World Wrestling Entertainment. While we here in WCWA know he’ll never do anything in the WWE beyond jobbing on Heat, we had no choice but to remove him of the International championship. At the Wargames Pay Per View, it was a fifteen man battle royal that determined the number one contender to Punk’s championship, and SeXXXy Eddy falling in defeat. At the A Fall From Grace Pay Per View, WCWA owner Dave Lenker brought in a hired gun in professional wrestling legend Abdullah the Butcher to try to get the championship away from Punk.. But again, Punk walked away with the title. In the end, Punk simply had to be stripped of the title. On the debut edition of Synthetic, a tournament began to crown a brand new International champion. In the opening rounds, Chuck Taylor defeated Diehard Dustin Lee, “Spyder” Nate Webb defeated Chrisjen Hayme, Trent Acid defeated Beef Wellington, and Delirious defeated Jimmy Jacobs. In the second round, it was Taylor defeating Acid and Delirious besting Webb. Now, with only two men left in the tournament, they will face off to crown the new WCWA International champion. Will it be “Sexy” Chuck Taylor and his hate for children or “The Lizard Man” Delirious and his incoherent babbling? Only time will tell.
WCWA Death Match Title Match[/color]
Barbed Wire Nets Death Match
JC Bailey ©
versus
Drake Younger
At the A Fall From Grace Pay Per View, Drake Younger came short of capturing the WCWA Death Match championship in a BARBARIC Barefoot Thumbtacks Ladder Match, a match that saw both men barefoot and falling in thumbtacks as such several times. In the end, it was Bailey who left A Fall From Grace with the Death Match title in hand, a fact that absolutely sickened Younger. In the weeks leading into A Fall From Grace, Younger aligned himself with the Kings of Wrestling stable and committed himself to destroying hardcore wrestling from the inside and forever ridding it from WCWA. Younger promised to destroy the WCWA Death Match championship once he won it at A Fall From Grace. One has to assume that Younger has the same plans should he win at HURT. The ante has been upped for HURT, as these two barbarians will do battle in a first time ever match up in WCWA, a barbed wire nets match. Nets of woven barbed wire will sit around ringside, ready to rip apart, maim, and mangle whoever lands in them. This match has the potential to steal the show with a death defying performance like no other!
WCWA World Television Title Match
Beef Wellington ©
versus
Marty Jannetty
One could say that Marty Jannetty did not deserve the initial shot he received at the WCWA World Television title at the A Fall From Grace Pay Per View. Jannetty has been with the company since the VERY beginning, appearing on the second ever television episode of WCWA Titans, within the first month of the company’s existence. In the time that Jannetty has been with WCWA, he has been beaten by women, announcers, women announcers, referees and has been mauled, beating, mangled, and jobbed out in every way imaginable. He’s been beaten by a who’s who of professional wrestling. From the Bret Harts, to the Shawn Michaels, to the Shane Douglas, all the way to the Brandon Prophets and Barry Darsows of professional wrestling.. They all have one thing in common.. They’ve all beat Jannetty in WCWA. So why is he receiving a title shot, much less a title rematch? When asked for comment, Wellington proclaimed “I don’t get paid to work hard. I barely get paid.”. We’ll accept that answer.
WCWA World Tag Team titles match
Ladder Match[/color]
The Backseat Boys © w/ Jim Cornette
versus
BLK Out
The Backseat Boys and the WCWA Tag Team titles have gone hand and hand for almost a year now. The Backseat Boys defeated Elix Skipper and Christopher Daniels for the titles and have reigned on top of the Tag Team division since then. In their time as champions, they’ve beaten, battered, and banged their opposition to the point there WAS NO opponents left. The Backseat Boys grew to such prosperity that one manager wasn’t enough for them. They needed two. And thus they brought in the legendary manager of tag team golden pairs.. Jim Cornette. In time, Danger seen the writing on the walls, eventually leaving the duo. Danger herself challenged for the Tag Team titles, teaming with the Necro Butcher in a losing effort at A Fall From Grace. Now, The BLK Out finally has the chance to shut up the Backseat Boys for good, with Allison Danger in their corner. To up the stakes about ten feet, this match has been made a ladder match! Will the BLK Out capture the gold or become just another notch on their Tag team belts.
Women's Grudge Match[/color]
LuFisto
versus
Mickie Knuckles
Mickie Knuckles entered the WCWA quickly and with an impact, immediately attacking LuFisto. When WCWA management didn’t immediately confront the issues between the two girls, Knuckles took it into her own hands, donning the hood as a member of Los Conquistadors (affectionately deemed “Conquistador Los Chi Chi’s by Shane Douglas) and entered herself in the Junior Heavyweight battle royal, brawling with LuFisto the entire time and eventually eliminating “The Queen of Hardcore”. In the coming weeks, Knuckles revealed the reasoning for her deep seated hatred for LuFisto, all laying in the tag name of the “Queen of Hardcore”. Knuckles took great exception to LuFisto assuming the role and looks to dethrone LuFisto of her crown forever at HURT.
Steel Cage match
Joey Eastman will be handcuffed to Allison Danger at ringside
Brain Damage
versus
Joker
Brain Damage has been arguably the most dominating, destructive force in WCWA to date. A glance at his win-loss record won’t tell a story.. But the tale that the tapes show when you watch the wars he’s had are more than enough to back up what Brain Damage says.. His match with the Necro Butcher at King of the Death Matches was deemed by and far the SICKEST match of the tournament. Following an outright war with Samoa Joe at A Fall From Grace that left referees, time keepers, Arsenal, and camera men in the broken path, Brain Damage seemed unstoppable. He even went as far as destroying BLK Out as a stable.. And perhaps this is where the line was crossed. In his beating on BLK Out, he delivered a deadly package piledriver off the ring apron through a table to BLK Out manager Allison Danger.. Something so vile that someone rarely seen in WCWA, the muscle of BLK Out, Joker, reappeared. Joker, a decorated military man who has had multiple tours of Iraq, seen his soldiers die at the hands of this Terminator, and was ready for war that week on Synthetic. Since then, Joker has been deep in training, preparing himself for the war that is sure to come with Brain Damage at HURT. To end the battle once and for all, WCWA management has declared that this match will be fought inside of a fifteen foot high steel cage, with managers Joey Eastman and Allison Danger handcuffed together at ringside.
WCWA Menage Et Trois Tournament First Round Match
WCWA Junior Heavyweight title match[/b]
Jack Evans ©
versus
Hardcore Evil Ninja #2
versus
Ricochet
The first Menage Et Trois tournament match, Jack Evans does as he will do through the tournament, defending the Junior Heavyweight title. Should Evans lose this match, he will lose the Junior Heavyweight title. All the matches in the Menage Et Trois tournament are one fall to a finish, meaning Evans could lose the title without even being involved in the fall. If Evans loses the title, the winner of the fall will continue to defend the title all the way through the finals. At HURT, Evans faces a big challenge, as he faces the Hardcore Evil Ninja #2. Hardcore Evil Ninja #2 is the more hardcore and more evil of the two Hardcore Evil Ninjas. Supposedly so hardcore and evil that he MAY have killed Hardcore Evil Ninja #1. Also in the match is Ricochet, who will be making his WCWA debut. It could be one hell of an accomplishment for Ricochet to win the Junior Heavyweight title in his debut. Who will survive??
WCWA Menage Et Trois Tournament First Round Match
“Diehard” Dustin Lee
versus
"Delicious" Darin Corbin
versus
"Pure Dynamite" Billy Roc
In another first round match in the Menage Et Trois tournament, three participants look to advance to the second round. Three enter, but only one will advance in this one fall to a finish first round tournament match. It will be "Diehard" Dustin Lee doing battle with "Pure Dynamite" Billy Roc and "Delicious" Darin Corbin. Only one man will advance in this battle of three men with cool aliases.
Plus, for the first time ever, WCWA will present a special one hour pre-show for HURT on the HBO network. This special will feature a total of two more matches, in addition to the Pay Per View portion of the card.
Pre-Show Match[/color]
The Necro Butcher
versus
"Ravishing" Ryan Cruz
Following the giant pull apart brawl on Synthetic between The Necro Butcher & Joey Eastman Worldwide member Brain Damage, Necro came looking for revenge on any and all JEWs. Unfortunately, most JEWs booked ahead of time and are occupied, except Ryan Cruz. In the final hour before HURT, it will be the Necro Butcher battling Ryan Cruz..
Pre-Show Match[/color]
Michael Nakazawa & SeXXXy Eddy
versus
Arsenal & Chris Mordetzki
On the last episode of Synthetic, "The Masterpiece" Chris Mordetzki made his shocking appearance, attacking Joel Gertner and revealing himself as the hired guns for Arsenal, who is long tired of being a laughing stock. Considering Nakazawa and Eddy quite enjoy being a laughing stock, this one should be quite interesting. With the new point system in play, this tag team encounter could definately be a jump start for one team towards a tag team titles shot, as neither team has any points.
Click here to view the show
After several months of work, planning, and promoting, HURT is finally finished and published. I'd like to extend a HUGE thank you to hebtheeagle for all his work on HURT. Without heb, HURT probably would not be here this soon, and if it was, the commentary would be the shits.
If you've already seen the pre-show, just skim down to the +++++s. That's where the PPV portion begins. I put them together because of the extra matches, and how the pre-show effects the PPV.
All feedback is appriciated and all reviews WILL be returned.
WCWA HURT
Live from the Hammerstein Ballroom in the heart of New York City
Saturday, January 21st 2006[/b][/color]
Official theme song: "Hurt" by Johnny Cash
MAIN EVENT
Finals of the WCWA Heavyweight title tournament
WCWA World Heavyweight title match
All parties banned from ringside
Three Way Elimination Match[/color]
Chris Hero
versus
Eddie Kingston
versus
The Messiah
Following the immediate and unexpected release of WCWA World Heavyweight champion Spanky at the relaunch of WCWA, as well as undisputed number one contender Samoa Joe, AND the previous number one contender Chris Jericho AS WELL AS the last champion in Kurt Angle.. WCWA was in a hell of a predicament. The World Heavyweight title scene was essentially flushed. Other top contenders for the title included Jay Reso, who also left the company. You’d think the guy booking this stuff would have a better handle on things.. On the second edition of Synthetic, a tournament was set in motion to determine the contenders for the World Heavyweight title. The top six contenders were determined, and those six men were paired into three one on one matches. The winners of those three matches advanced on to this three way dance at HURT. In the first match, Chris Hero defeated The Necro Butcher in a match that set the stage for the rest of the tournament, no disqualifications and no count out. In the second week of the tournament, on the third episode of Synthetic, Eddie Kingston pulled off a shocking upset, defeating the one "national name talent" in the tournament in former Extreme Championship Wrestling Heavyweight champion, and ally of Chris Hero in the Kings of Wrestling, Sabu. Following Kingston's win, amidst a sea of Kings of Wrestling personalities and BLK Out colleges, Hero and Kingston had their first face off, center ring. The Messiah drew the most shocking "qualifying round" of anyone, defeating Lance Storm center ring, with a submission! This match has all the makings to be one for the ages.. And it will determine the brand new WCWA World Heavyweight champion. In late breaking news, WCWA owner Dave Lenker has passed down the ruling that all parties, be it BLK Out, Kings of Wrestling, or friends of The Messiah, will be banned from ringside, keeping this match exclusively to the combatants actually involved in the contest.
Finals of the WCWA International Title Tournament
WCWA International title match[/color]
Delirious
versus
Chuck Taylor
Likewise to the WCWA World Heavyweight title, the International title was also vacated, when CM Punk was signed to a contract with the World Wrestling Entertainment. While we here in WCWA know he’ll never do anything in the WWE beyond jobbing on Heat, we had no choice but to remove him of the International championship. At the Wargames Pay Per View, it was a fifteen man battle royal that determined the number one contender to Punk’s championship, and SeXXXy Eddy falling in defeat. At the A Fall From Grace Pay Per View, WCWA owner Dave Lenker brought in a hired gun in professional wrestling legend Abdullah the Butcher to try to get the championship away from Punk.. But again, Punk walked away with the title. In the end, Punk simply had to be stripped of the title. On the debut edition of Synthetic, a tournament began to crown a brand new International champion. In the opening rounds, Chuck Taylor defeated Diehard Dustin Lee, “Spyder” Nate Webb defeated Chrisjen Hayme, Trent Acid defeated Beef Wellington, and Delirious defeated Jimmy Jacobs. In the second round, it was Taylor defeating Acid and Delirious besting Webb. Now, with only two men left in the tournament, they will face off to crown the new WCWA International champion. Will it be “Sexy” Chuck Taylor and his hate for children or “The Lizard Man” Delirious and his incoherent babbling? Only time will tell.
WCWA Death Match Title Match[/color]
Barbed Wire Nets Death Match
JC Bailey ©
versus
Drake Younger
At the A Fall From Grace Pay Per View, Drake Younger came short of capturing the WCWA Death Match championship in a BARBARIC Barefoot Thumbtacks Ladder Match, a match that saw both men barefoot and falling in thumbtacks as such several times. In the end, it was Bailey who left A Fall From Grace with the Death Match title in hand, a fact that absolutely sickened Younger. In the weeks leading into A Fall From Grace, Younger aligned himself with the Kings of Wrestling stable and committed himself to destroying hardcore wrestling from the inside and forever ridding it from WCWA. Younger promised to destroy the WCWA Death Match championship once he won it at A Fall From Grace. One has to assume that Younger has the same plans should he win at HURT. The ante has been upped for HURT, as these two barbarians will do battle in a first time ever match up in WCWA, a barbed wire nets match. Nets of woven barbed wire will sit around ringside, ready to rip apart, maim, and mangle whoever lands in them. This match has the potential to steal the show with a death defying performance like no other!
WCWA World Television Title Match
Beef Wellington ©
versus
Marty Jannetty
One could say that Marty Jannetty did not deserve the initial shot he received at the WCWA World Television title at the A Fall From Grace Pay Per View. Jannetty has been with the company since the VERY beginning, appearing on the second ever television episode of WCWA Titans, within the first month of the company’s existence. In the time that Jannetty has been with WCWA, he has been beaten by women, announcers, women announcers, referees and has been mauled, beating, mangled, and jobbed out in every way imaginable. He’s been beaten by a who’s who of professional wrestling. From the Bret Harts, to the Shawn Michaels, to the Shane Douglas, all the way to the Brandon Prophets and Barry Darsows of professional wrestling.. They all have one thing in common.. They’ve all beat Jannetty in WCWA. So why is he receiving a title shot, much less a title rematch? When asked for comment, Wellington proclaimed “I don’t get paid to work hard. I barely get paid.”. We’ll accept that answer.
WCWA World Tag Team titles match
Ladder Match[/color]
The Backseat Boys © w/ Jim Cornette
versus
BLK Out
The Backseat Boys and the WCWA Tag Team titles have gone hand and hand for almost a year now. The Backseat Boys defeated Elix Skipper and Christopher Daniels for the titles and have reigned on top of the Tag Team division since then. In their time as champions, they’ve beaten, battered, and banged their opposition to the point there WAS NO opponents left. The Backseat Boys grew to such prosperity that one manager wasn’t enough for them. They needed two. And thus they brought in the legendary manager of tag team golden pairs.. Jim Cornette. In time, Danger seen the writing on the walls, eventually leaving the duo. Danger herself challenged for the Tag Team titles, teaming with the Necro Butcher in a losing effort at A Fall From Grace. Now, The BLK Out finally has the chance to shut up the Backseat Boys for good, with Allison Danger in their corner. To up the stakes about ten feet, this match has been made a ladder match! Will the BLK Out capture the gold or become just another notch on their Tag team belts.
Women's Grudge Match[/color]
LuFisto
versus
Mickie Knuckles
Mickie Knuckles entered the WCWA quickly and with an impact, immediately attacking LuFisto. When WCWA management didn’t immediately confront the issues between the two girls, Knuckles took it into her own hands, donning the hood as a member of Los Conquistadors (affectionately deemed “Conquistador Los Chi Chi’s by Shane Douglas) and entered herself in the Junior Heavyweight battle royal, brawling with LuFisto the entire time and eventually eliminating “The Queen of Hardcore”. In the coming weeks, Knuckles revealed the reasoning for her deep seated hatred for LuFisto, all laying in the tag name of the “Queen of Hardcore”. Knuckles took great exception to LuFisto assuming the role and looks to dethrone LuFisto of her crown forever at HURT.
Steel Cage match
Joey Eastman will be handcuffed to Allison Danger at ringside
Brain Damage
versus
Joker
Brain Damage has been arguably the most dominating, destructive force in WCWA to date. A glance at his win-loss record won’t tell a story.. But the tale that the tapes show when you watch the wars he’s had are more than enough to back up what Brain Damage says.. His match with the Necro Butcher at King of the Death Matches was deemed by and far the SICKEST match of the tournament. Following an outright war with Samoa Joe at A Fall From Grace that left referees, time keepers, Arsenal, and camera men in the broken path, Brain Damage seemed unstoppable. He even went as far as destroying BLK Out as a stable.. And perhaps this is where the line was crossed. In his beating on BLK Out, he delivered a deadly package piledriver off the ring apron through a table to BLK Out manager Allison Danger.. Something so vile that someone rarely seen in WCWA, the muscle of BLK Out, Joker, reappeared. Joker, a decorated military man who has had multiple tours of Iraq, seen his soldiers die at the hands of this Terminator, and was ready for war that week on Synthetic. Since then, Joker has been deep in training, preparing himself for the war that is sure to come with Brain Damage at HURT. To end the battle once and for all, WCWA management has declared that this match will be fought inside of a fifteen foot high steel cage, with managers Joey Eastman and Allison Danger handcuffed together at ringside.
WCWA Menage Et Trois Tournament First Round Match
WCWA Junior Heavyweight title match[/b]
Jack Evans ©
versus
Hardcore Evil Ninja #2
versus
Ricochet
The first Menage Et Trois tournament match, Jack Evans does as he will do through the tournament, defending the Junior Heavyweight title. Should Evans lose this match, he will lose the Junior Heavyweight title. All the matches in the Menage Et Trois tournament are one fall to a finish, meaning Evans could lose the title without even being involved in the fall. If Evans loses the title, the winner of the fall will continue to defend the title all the way through the finals. At HURT, Evans faces a big challenge, as he faces the Hardcore Evil Ninja #2. Hardcore Evil Ninja #2 is the more hardcore and more evil of the two Hardcore Evil Ninjas. Supposedly so hardcore and evil that he MAY have killed Hardcore Evil Ninja #1. Also in the match is Ricochet, who will be making his WCWA debut. It could be one hell of an accomplishment for Ricochet to win the Junior Heavyweight title in his debut. Who will survive??
WCWA Menage Et Trois Tournament First Round Match
“Diehard” Dustin Lee
versus
"Delicious" Darin Corbin
versus
"Pure Dynamite" Billy Roc
In another first round match in the Menage Et Trois tournament, three participants look to advance to the second round. Three enter, but only one will advance in this one fall to a finish first round tournament match. It will be "Diehard" Dustin Lee doing battle with "Pure Dynamite" Billy Roc and "Delicious" Darin Corbin. Only one man will advance in this battle of three men with cool aliases.
Plus, for the first time ever, WCWA will present a special one hour pre-show for HURT on the HBO network. This special will feature a total of two more matches, in addition to the Pay Per View portion of the card.
Pre-Show Match[/color]
The Necro Butcher
versus
"Ravishing" Ryan Cruz
Following the giant pull apart brawl on Synthetic between The Necro Butcher & Joey Eastman Worldwide member Brain Damage, Necro came looking for revenge on any and all JEWs. Unfortunately, most JEWs booked ahead of time and are occupied, except Ryan Cruz. In the final hour before HURT, it will be the Necro Butcher battling Ryan Cruz..
Pre-Show Match[/color]
Michael Nakazawa & SeXXXy Eddy
versus
Arsenal & Chris Mordetzki
On the last episode of Synthetic, "The Masterpiece" Chris Mordetzki made his shocking appearance, attacking Joel Gertner and revealing himself as the hired guns for Arsenal, who is long tired of being a laughing stock. Considering Nakazawa and Eddy quite enjoy being a laughing stock, this one should be quite interesting. With the new point system in play, this tag team encounter could definately be a jump start for one team towards a tag team titles shot, as neither team has any points.
