Chapter OneHULK-A-MANIA
At World Wrestling Federation Headquarters, Vince MacMahon was planning a cage match. In the cage match was Scott Steiner vs. The Giant Gonzales. Meanwhile, in the locker room, Hulk Hogan and Beefcake were getting set for their match against Kamala and Akeem. Also that night, Macho King Randy Savage vs. The Nature Boy Rick Flair, in a grudge match. Repo Man, Ted DiBiase, and the Beverly Brothers VS. Johnny B. Badd, Owen Hart, and the Rockers. At Revenge 1989, after the free-for-all, the Red Rooster VS. Crush, the double main event. After the Red Rooster v Crush, Hulk Hogan came down for an interview. Out of the crowd came The Big Boss Man and Virgil. They beat up Hulk Hogan. The, the big Boss man handcuffed him to the bottom rope. Then, he threw one million dollars to the fans. Brutus the Barber Beefcake came running down the asile. He threw Virgil through the barbershop window. Then, he gave the Big Boss Man a hair cut. He unlocked the handcuffs that Hulk Hogan was in. Hulk Hogan then kicked the Big Bossman around.
One year later, Akeem and Kamala lost to Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake by disqualification when the Big Boss Man hit Hogan with his knight stick. Ted DiBiase put “the million dollar dream” on Brutus beefcake for throwing Virgil through the barber shop window.
Ken Shamrock came out on a motorcycle. Ken broke a guitar over Ted DiBiase. Head. Ted DiBiase had internal bleeding. He also had to get seven stitches on his chin, his forehead, and below his eye. Ted DiBiase sued Ken Shamrock for ninety five dollars. In a grudge match a year later, at Revenge 1990, Ken Shamrock fought Ted DiBiase in a submission match. Hulk Hogan was also in a fight with The Big Boss Man. When the Big Boss Man walked into the building, Hulk Hogan had a little surprise and a BIG surprise - Razor ramone amd Diesel! Razor watched Hulk Hogan’s back. Diesel power bombed the Boss Man. Virgil handcuffed Razor to the bottom rope. Hulkster didn’t know about this until he heard Razor yelling “help! Help!” Virgil tried to run, but it was no use. Brutus caught Virgil and said “Ted can’t help you now!” Brutus then put a sleeper hold on Virgil.
Meanwhile, inside the ring, the Boss Man was giving up one good fight. Finally, after an hour and seventeen minutes, Hulk Hogan was gushing blood and swelling black and blue but the Big Boss Man was carried out on a stretcher. Virgil, later that night, was in a fight with brutus Beefcake. Virgil collapsed after the beating after being in the “sleeper hold” five times. They brought the stretcher back out. Jesse “the Body” said “The Emergancy room will be full tonight!”
Five minutes later, Bobby “the Brain” Heenan came down to the ring, with his main man Rick Rude. Then, the Ultimate Warrior came running down to the ring for the Intercontinental title in a steel cage match. Rick Rude VS The Ultimate Warrior!
After 75 minutes, Rude and the Warrior had bruised each other. The Ultimate Warrior had the cage door slammed on his head four times by the time he had escaped. Bobby ran!! He was caught by a man named Raven. Raven was five foot eleven inches. Raven attacked Bobby Heenan! Rude came running. Raven called for his back-up, Billy Kidman. Billy Kidman and Saturn beat up Rick Rude and Bobby Heenan. The Warrior came sprinting at Saturn. By the time the ref got the match back in the ring, Alex Wrong, Raven, Saturn and Billy Kidman were all out there.
Chapter TwoEARTHQUAKE
After Hulk Hogan heard that Earthquake was coming, Hulk said “If he’s coming, I’m going.”
And with that, the Hulkster was out of there.
One hour after the plane took off, the ground started to shake. It was the Earthquake. He called for Hulk’s plane to come back. Hulk stepped out. He looked Earthquake right in the eye.
Hulk said, “Why are you here to break my little Hulkamaniaxs hearts? Or are you here just to destroy Hulkamania?”
Earthquake said, “No just to hurt you.”
Hulk said, “In that case, me vs. you - anything goes”
Earthquake said, “OK! But not no holds barred. Lumberjack. My boys are Sgt. Slaughter, Macho King, The One Man Gang, and The Giant”
Hulk said “Well, I got Bam Bam Bigelow, Brutus Beefcake, and Bret Hart”
Earthquake’s team came to 1531 pounds. Hulk Hogan’s only came to 800 pounds. November sixth was the contract signing. Hulk signed. Earthquake signed. Now, December fifteenth was the battle for the World Wrestling Federation World Title.
“In the blue, weighing in at 535 pounds - Earthquake! He is the World Wrestling Federation champion. He is also part of the tag team champions”
“In the yellow trunks weighing in at 303 pounds, the immortal Hulk Hogan.”
The ref said, “And now let this be a clean fight, youall”
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Hogan went for the big boat. He missed. Earthquake threw him down. He sat on his ribs. Hogan screamed for mercy.
The ref said, “The winner of this match and the new World Champion - Earthquake!”
In the ring came Earthquake’s big boys - Macho King, Andre the Giant, and the One Man Gang. Andre said “Leave him alone” The Gang said “why should I?” Andre said, “Because if you don’t, you’ll have me, Bam Bam, and Brutus to go through”
The Gang said, “Andre, shut your mouth”
Andre said “If you don’t leave - bong! Wam! Slam!”
“Now who will I have to go through,” asked the gang
“Me!” Said Bam Bam. “If you don’t get out of my way! I want to beat up Hulk Hogan!”
“What?” asked Hulk
“I said you should go back to the locker room, I’ll be back” said Bam Bam.
“Liar, liar, pants on fire!” chanted The Hulkster.
Chapter FourThe big one
{note: The first of the unedited chapters. Retyped as realistically as possible. No idea where chapter three went}
Hulk said, “ thanks Andre.” . “No problom” said Andre. “Do you want to tag with me?” asked Hulk. Andre said “maybe Hulk but rember wrestle manio four rember Bobby. rember said Andre.
“I’ll try not to” Said Hulk “hey me and you could be unbeatable.” said Hulk. “NO” yelled Andre. “One on One” said Hulk. “If we both had a spotlight movie mine would be three hours and yours maybe five seconds. said Andre. Bomb! Hulk hit Andre. “wus” yelled Andre. “come on” said Hulk. “me v.s. you would be like King Kong v.s. George Bush” said Andre. “The Bush would win” said Hulk. “In your dreams” said Andre.
“If It’s in my dreams this is dream land.” said Hulk.
Andre sluded him! Hulk hit back. Andre hit him once and for the last time beacasue Hogan fell off his feet. Bam Bam ran down and yelled “Hulk you could not turst him in 89 why would you think you could turst him now?” “He’s from gang number seven” said Bam Bam. “Don’t turst him!” said bam Bam. Brustus said “were good gang number one!”
Chapter FiveVirgal meets Ted
At mix and matches 1990, Viral meet Ted DiBase. Virgal said “will you help me get rid of Hulk Hogan?” said Virgal. I’ll help you get rid of Ken Shamrock if you help me gang 7 and the boss man get rid of hogan. “I’m not in this stupid mix and matches match so maybe Vince will let of fight the legon of Doom” “you bring a contart to me and I’ll sign” said Virgal. “O.K.” said Ted. five minutes later Ted came flying in the door sigh on the dooted. Line Virgal put Virgal on the dooted line. Then Ted said “you just signed to tag with Hulk Hogan to fight the Nasty Boys” “WHAT” said Viral. “you just signed to tag with Hulk Hogan to fight the nasty Boys” said Ted. “This is all your falt.” said Virgal. “you are fighting ken Shamrock in a rematch said Ted “you shiut your big fat mouth up” said virgal. “one on one” said Ted. “the dream vis the did T. said Ted “Nope” said Virgal. “Your fight Mr. Shamrock” “I’ve got white out” said Virgal.
