Post by trips15 on Aug 12, 2008 3:16:27 GMT -5
WWE RAW 6/26/06
“Across the nation” hits and the RAW opening video plays. The fireworks and pyro explodes and we are greeted by Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler.
Jim Ross:[/b] Hi everybody. I’m Good Ol’ J.R. here with Jerry “The King” Lawler and coming off the heels of another great PPV we have a blockbuster of a RAW for you here tonight.
Jerry Lawler: That’s right tonight we have a rematch from the main event of Vengeance. The newly crowned WWE champion Edge will defend his title against the former champion Rob Van Dam. And that’s not all because tonight we will have “The Big Red Machine” Kane goes one on one with Heidenreich. Oh my God, I can’t wait.
“My time is now” hits and John Cena makes his way to the ring amidst a mixed reaction.
Cena:[/b] Last night, I was screwed out of my match with (mocks Armando Alejandro Estrada) UUUUUUUUmmaaggaa!!! Now I’m not going to come out here and bitch about it. Randy Orton get your ass out here and lets settle this right now!!”
Fans pop big time.
“Burn in my light” hits as Randy Orton comes to the ramp way receiving a mixed reaction.
Orton: Cena believe it or not, I’ve got no beef with you man, BUT…I had to make an impact upon my return. I’ve ran through enough legends, John. You see its time for me to start demolishing and taking out my peers. And John, You’re the first on the list.”
Orton drops his mic and runs to the ring. Orton and Cena trade punches for a few seconds before Cena knocks Orton down with a clothesline. Cena then lifts Orton up for the FU and hits it. Cena puts Orton in the STFU. Umaga and Armando Alejandro Estrada come to the ring. Cena takes Umaga down with a clothesline and then sets him up for the FU. Estrada hit’s a low blow on Cena and Cena falls down to the canvas. Umaga and Estrada lift Cena up and ORTON HITS CENA WITH THE RKO. ORTON THEN SPITS ON CENA AND DOES HIS TRADEMARK POSE.
J.R.: For the second time in two nights, Randy Orton RKOs John Cena.
Lawler: Randy’s making an impact and that’s all you can hope for from a WWE superstar J.R.
Commercial Break
Backstage, The Coach stands by with Kane.
Coach: Kane last night you defeated “The Imposter Kane” at Vengeance. But the shocker came after the match when you unmasked him and it turned out to be Heidenreich. Now, Kane I gotta ask you do you think there’s any truth to what Heidenreich said last night.
[b]Kane: You mean when he said that this whole charade wasn’t his idea? Its obvious to me that Heidenreich is a liar but just in case, I’ll beat the truth out of him tonight.
We cut back to the arena as “Heidenreich” hits and Heidenreich comes to the ring to a somewhat silent reaction.
“Slow Chemical” hits and Kane makes his way to the ring to a good pop.
1) Kane vs. Heidenreich[/color]
After about three minutes of even brawling, Kane irish whips Heidenreich into the corner and accidentally takes out the referee. Heidenreich nails Kane with a knee to the crotch and exits the ring. Heidenreich then grabs a chair from ringside and brings it into the ring. Heidenreich raises the chair above his head but Kane nails Heidenreich with a low blow. Kane then picks up the chair and nails Heidenreich in the head. The referee sees this and DQs Kane. (Winner-Heidenreich via disqualification at 5:00) Kane then lifts the chair up again. Heidenreich begs off saying “It wasn’t my idea, please!!” Kane yells “Bullshit!!!” The arena gets filled with a red light and a voice plays over the P.A. “This isn’t over Kane.”
We cut to Vince McMahon’s office backstage. Vince and Shane McMahon are in the office arguing.
Shane:[/b] Dad, I’m done. I’m sick and tired of losing and I’m sick of getting my ass kicked. Pop, I was a bloody mess last night. I don’t want anymore to do with D-X.
Vince: Shane, listen. We’re so close to getting rid of those degenerates. I’ve got a plan. Tonight its going to be D-Generation X vs. The Spirit Squad in a handicap lumberjack match.
J.R.: DX is screwed tonight. Damn it this is not right!
Commercial Break
"Legs like that” hits and Maria makes her way to the ring receiving a decent pop. Candice Michelle music follows and she makes her way to the ring with no reaction.
2) Maria vs. Candice Michelle
After about two minutes of somewhat sloppy action, Maria pins Candice with a schoolboy. (Winner-Maria via pinfall at 2:06). As Maria celebrates, the WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James makes her way to the ring and clotheslines both Maria and Candice. Mickie then plants each woman with a Mickie DDT. Mickie then begins to laugh as we cut to the back.
We are backstage with the Coach as he is standing by with Trish Stratus.
Coach: Trish, last night at Vengeance, you and Beth Phoenix got your asses handed to you by the WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James. And judging by the destruction that Mickie just caused in the ring , Trish, think its time you faced the truth and that is you are no longer the top diva on RAW.
Trish: Well Coach, I…
(Melina interrupts)
Melina: You are exactly right Coach. Trish is no longer the top diva on RAW, but neither is Mickie James. I’m the #1 diva in the WWE. Get used to being #3 Trish..
Melina smiles and walks away as Trish looks annoyed.
We cut to ringside to Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.
Lawler: My God, J.R.! What a night we’ve had on RAW!
J.R. : You’re damn right King and we’re not even half way through it. We know that Heidenreich was telling the truth at Vengeance and is apparently working for someone to torment and menace Kane. Randy Orton and Umaga double teamed John Cena and left him a mess.
Lawler: Not to mention that Orton spit on Cena after that attack.
J.R.: Disgusting! Absolutely disgusting by The Legend Killer! We’ve got our Women’s Champion destroying the top contenders for her title. And we’ve still got D-X and a WWE Title match for right here tonight.
Lawler: Speaking of DX, Triple H and Shawn Michaels take on The Spirit Squad in a 5 on 2 handicap lumberjack match and that match is next!
Commercial Break
Video package of Mick Foley’s vicious attack on Ric Flair at Vengeance is shown.
When we come back from the vignette many RAW midcarders and lower tiered wrestlers surround the ring. “Spirit” hits and The Spirit Squad make their way down to the ring receiving great heat.
“Break it Down” hits and Triple H and Shawn Michaels make their way down to the ring receiving an immense pop from the fans. HHH grabs a mic from ringside.
HHH: (Pointing to Spirit Squad) You five pillow biters stay right over there as we do our thing. (Talking to fans) Are you ready? (Fans cheer) I said, are you….(Before HHH could finish he and Michaels are attacked by The Spirit Squad.)
3) D-Generation X (Triple H and Shawn Michaels) vs. Spirit Squad (Kenny, Mikey, Johnny, Nicky and Mitch) in a 5 on 2 handicap lumberjack match
After about ten minutes of being dominated, HHH and HBK recover and send all the members of The Spirit Squad flying out of the ring. All of the lumberjacks proceed to beat The Spirit Squad senseless. Lumberjacks roll Mitch into the ring. HHH hits Mitch with the Pedigree. Lumberjacks roll Nicky into the ring. HBK hits Nicky with Sweet Chin Music. Lumberjacks roll Mikey into the ring. HHH hits Mikey with Pedigree. Lumberjacks roll Kenny into the ring. HBK hit Kenny with Sweet Chin Music. Lumberjacks roll Johnny into the ring. HHH hits Johnny with the Pedigree. HHH pins Johnny for the win. (Winners-D-Generation X via pinfall at 12:23.) HHH and HBK celebrate in the ring by doing the DX crotch chops over The Spirit Squad.
We cut to the backstage area as Vince is breaking stuff in his office
Vince: Damn it Shane! Every damn time!!
Shane: Pops, just give it up and move on.
Vince: I don’t give up and I don’t move on. I’ll have something for them next week. Next week damn it! Next Week!!
Commercial Break
“Cool” hits and Carlito makes his way to the ring receiving a good pop. Carlito grabs a mic.
Carlito: In a fit of rage, Mr. McMahon has booked Carlito in a handicap match against Shelton Benjamin and Johnny Nitro. Handicap matches….that’s not cool.
Paparazzi hits and Johnny Nitro (w/ Melina) comes down to the ring to a decent amount of heat. Melina does her patented entrance which receives a good pop.
“Ain’t no stopping’ me” hits and Shelton Benjamin makes his way down to the ring receiving decent heat.
4) Carlito vs. Johnny Nitro & Shelton Benjamin
After about five minutes of mostly Nitro and Benjamin dominating, Carlito makes a comeback, clotheslining both men. Carlito hits a dropkick on Benjamin and then hit’s a springboard back elbow on Nitro. Carlito throws Benjamin out of the ring. Nitro attempts to clothesline Carlito. Carlito ducks the clothesline and hits Nitro with a backcracker. Carlito covers Nitro but Melina puts Nitro’s foot on the bottom rope. Trish Stratus runs from the back and tackles Melina. Carlito becomes distracted by the happenings at ringside. Benjamin re-enters the ring, turns Carlito around and hits the T-Bone suplex for the pin. (Winners-Benjamin & Nitro at 10:12) After the match Nitro and Benjamin stomp on Carlito. “Paparazzi” hits as Nitro and Benjamin look on confused. JOEY MERCURY runs into the ring and cleans house as the fans erupt. Mercury hits Nitro with a DDT as Carlito hits Benjamin with a backcracker.
J.R.: Oh my God King!! We’ve just seen the return AND the Monday Night RAW debut of Joey Mercury. I don’t believe this!!
Lawler: I’m Shocked J.R.! Absolutely shocked! What a RAW! And J.R. guess what the best part hasn’t even happened yet! Because coming up next, Edge vs. Rob Van Dam for the WWE Championship.
Commercial Break
Backstage, Edge and Lita are preparing for the title match when a door opens off screen.
Edge: Holy crap! Its good to see you back. You look great. I may need you out there tonight, so be ready.
We cut back to ringside.
J.R. : Who the hell was Edge talking to King?
Lawler: I don’t know J.R.. But I can’t wait to see this match.
“One of a Kind” hits as Rob Van Dam comes to the ring receiving a good pop.
“Metallingus” hit’s as Edge (w/ Lita) makes his way down to the ring receiving an ungodly amount of heat.
With both wrestlers in the ring, Lilian Garcia makes the introductions.
Lilian: Introducing the challenger, weighing 235 lbs, from Battle Creek, Michigan, he is the former WWE Champion, Rob..Van..Dam (Van Dam poses) (Good pop). And introducing the champion, weighing 240 lbs, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is the WWE Champion, Edge (Tremendous heat).
5) (c)Edge vs. Rob Van Dam for the WWE Championship
After 20 minutes and a very grueling contest, Edge nails a spear on Van Dam. Edge covers RVD but RVD kicks out at 2. Edge stomps on the ref. Lita tosses Edge a chair. Edge swings at Van Dam. Van Dam ducks the shot and nails the Van Daminator on Edge. Lita grabs another chair, enters the ring and swings at Van Dam. Van Dam ducks and hit’s a Van Daminator on Lita!! Van Dam then rolls Lita out of the ring, climbs up to the top rope and hit’s the Five Star Frog Splash on Edge. Van Dam covers Edge but the ref is still down. As Van Dam tries to revive the referee. CHRIS MASTERS climbs over the barricade, picks up one of the steel chairs and nails Van Dam. Masters then pulls Edge over Van Dam and revives the referee. Ref then counts to 3. (Winner and still WWE Champion-Edge via pinfall at 27:23.) Edge, Masters, and Lita then stand over Van Dam’s body, laughing.
J.R.: Son of a bitch! “The Masterpiece” is back and he & Edge just screwed Rob Van Dam out of the WWE Championship!
Lawler: This is a festive occasion J.R. Chris Masters is back and Edge is still the WWE Champion. Its celebration time. Good night everybody!
J.R.: DAMN IT!
“Across the nation” hits and the RAW opening video plays. The fireworks and pyro explodes and we are greeted by Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler.
Jim Ross:[/b] Hi everybody. I’m Good Ol’ J.R. here with Jerry “The King” Lawler and coming off the heels of another great PPV we have a blockbuster of a RAW for you here tonight.
Jerry Lawler: That’s right tonight we have a rematch from the main event of Vengeance. The newly crowned WWE champion Edge will defend his title against the former champion Rob Van Dam. And that’s not all because tonight we will have “The Big Red Machine” Kane goes one on one with Heidenreich. Oh my God, I can’t wait.
“My time is now” hits and John Cena makes his way to the ring amidst a mixed reaction.
Cena:[/b] Last night, I was screwed out of my match with (mocks Armando Alejandro Estrada) UUUUUUUUmmaaggaa!!! Now I’m not going to come out here and bitch about it. Randy Orton get your ass out here and lets settle this right now!!”
Fans pop big time.
“Burn in my light” hits as Randy Orton comes to the ramp way receiving a mixed reaction.
Orton: Cena believe it or not, I’ve got no beef with you man, BUT…I had to make an impact upon my return. I’ve ran through enough legends, John. You see its time for me to start demolishing and taking out my peers. And John, You’re the first on the list.”
Orton drops his mic and runs to the ring. Orton and Cena trade punches for a few seconds before Cena knocks Orton down with a clothesline. Cena then lifts Orton up for the FU and hits it. Cena puts Orton in the STFU. Umaga and Armando Alejandro Estrada come to the ring. Cena takes Umaga down with a clothesline and then sets him up for the FU. Estrada hit’s a low blow on Cena and Cena falls down to the canvas. Umaga and Estrada lift Cena up and ORTON HITS CENA WITH THE RKO. ORTON THEN SPITS ON CENA AND DOES HIS TRADEMARK POSE.
J.R.: For the second time in two nights, Randy Orton RKOs John Cena.
Lawler: Randy’s making an impact and that’s all you can hope for from a WWE superstar J.R.
Commercial Break
Backstage, The Coach stands by with Kane.
Coach: Kane last night you defeated “The Imposter Kane” at Vengeance. But the shocker came after the match when you unmasked him and it turned out to be Heidenreich. Now, Kane I gotta ask you do you think there’s any truth to what Heidenreich said last night.
[b]Kane: You mean when he said that this whole charade wasn’t his idea? Its obvious to me that Heidenreich is a liar but just in case, I’ll beat the truth out of him tonight.
We cut back to the arena as “Heidenreich” hits and Heidenreich comes to the ring to a somewhat silent reaction.
“Slow Chemical” hits and Kane makes his way to the ring to a good pop.
1) Kane vs. Heidenreich[/color]
After about three minutes of even brawling, Kane irish whips Heidenreich into the corner and accidentally takes out the referee. Heidenreich nails Kane with a knee to the crotch and exits the ring. Heidenreich then grabs a chair from ringside and brings it into the ring. Heidenreich raises the chair above his head but Kane nails Heidenreich with a low blow. Kane then picks up the chair and nails Heidenreich in the head. The referee sees this and DQs Kane. (Winner-Heidenreich via disqualification at 5:00) Kane then lifts the chair up again. Heidenreich begs off saying “It wasn’t my idea, please!!” Kane yells “Bullshit!!!” The arena gets filled with a red light and a voice plays over the P.A. “This isn’t over Kane.”
We cut to Vince McMahon’s office backstage. Vince and Shane McMahon are in the office arguing.
Shane:[/b] Dad, I’m done. I’m sick and tired of losing and I’m sick of getting my ass kicked. Pop, I was a bloody mess last night. I don’t want anymore to do with D-X.
Vince: Shane, listen. We’re so close to getting rid of those degenerates. I’ve got a plan. Tonight its going to be D-Generation X vs. The Spirit Squad in a handicap lumberjack match.
J.R.: DX is screwed tonight. Damn it this is not right!
Commercial Break
"Legs like that” hits and Maria makes her way to the ring receiving a decent pop. Candice Michelle music follows and she makes her way to the ring with no reaction.
2) Maria vs. Candice Michelle
After about two minutes of somewhat sloppy action, Maria pins Candice with a schoolboy. (Winner-Maria via pinfall at 2:06). As Maria celebrates, the WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James makes her way to the ring and clotheslines both Maria and Candice. Mickie then plants each woman with a Mickie DDT. Mickie then begins to laugh as we cut to the back.
We are backstage with the Coach as he is standing by with Trish Stratus.
Coach: Trish, last night at Vengeance, you and Beth Phoenix got your asses handed to you by the WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James. And judging by the destruction that Mickie just caused in the ring , Trish, think its time you faced the truth and that is you are no longer the top diva on RAW.
Trish: Well Coach, I…
(Melina interrupts)
Melina: You are exactly right Coach. Trish is no longer the top diva on RAW, but neither is Mickie James. I’m the #1 diva in the WWE. Get used to being #3 Trish..
Melina smiles and walks away as Trish looks annoyed.
We cut to ringside to Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.
Lawler: My God, J.R.! What a night we’ve had on RAW!
J.R. : You’re damn right King and we’re not even half way through it. We know that Heidenreich was telling the truth at Vengeance and is apparently working for someone to torment and menace Kane. Randy Orton and Umaga double teamed John Cena and left him a mess.
Lawler: Not to mention that Orton spit on Cena after that attack.
J.R.: Disgusting! Absolutely disgusting by The Legend Killer! We’ve got our Women’s Champion destroying the top contenders for her title. And we’ve still got D-X and a WWE Title match for right here tonight.
Lawler: Speaking of DX, Triple H and Shawn Michaels take on The Spirit Squad in a 5 on 2 handicap lumberjack match and that match is next!
Commercial Break
Video package of Mick Foley’s vicious attack on Ric Flair at Vengeance is shown.
When we come back from the vignette many RAW midcarders and lower tiered wrestlers surround the ring. “Spirit” hits and The Spirit Squad make their way down to the ring receiving great heat.
“Break it Down” hits and Triple H and Shawn Michaels make their way down to the ring receiving an immense pop from the fans. HHH grabs a mic from ringside.
HHH: (Pointing to Spirit Squad) You five pillow biters stay right over there as we do our thing. (Talking to fans) Are you ready? (Fans cheer) I said, are you….(Before HHH could finish he and Michaels are attacked by The Spirit Squad.)
3) D-Generation X (Triple H and Shawn Michaels) vs. Spirit Squad (Kenny, Mikey, Johnny, Nicky and Mitch) in a 5 on 2 handicap lumberjack match
After about ten minutes of being dominated, HHH and HBK recover and send all the members of The Spirit Squad flying out of the ring. All of the lumberjacks proceed to beat The Spirit Squad senseless. Lumberjacks roll Mitch into the ring. HHH hits Mitch with the Pedigree. Lumberjacks roll Nicky into the ring. HBK hits Nicky with Sweet Chin Music. Lumberjacks roll Mikey into the ring. HHH hits Mikey with Pedigree. Lumberjacks roll Kenny into the ring. HBK hit Kenny with Sweet Chin Music. Lumberjacks roll Johnny into the ring. HHH hits Johnny with the Pedigree. HHH pins Johnny for the win. (Winners-D-Generation X via pinfall at 12:23.) HHH and HBK celebrate in the ring by doing the DX crotch chops over The Spirit Squad.
We cut to the backstage area as Vince is breaking stuff in his office
Vince: Damn it Shane! Every damn time!!
Shane: Pops, just give it up and move on.
Vince: I don’t give up and I don’t move on. I’ll have something for them next week. Next week damn it! Next Week!!
Commercial Break
“Cool” hits and Carlito makes his way to the ring receiving a good pop. Carlito grabs a mic.
Carlito: In a fit of rage, Mr. McMahon has booked Carlito in a handicap match against Shelton Benjamin and Johnny Nitro. Handicap matches….that’s not cool.
Paparazzi hits and Johnny Nitro (w/ Melina) comes down to the ring to a decent amount of heat. Melina does her patented entrance which receives a good pop.
“Ain’t no stopping’ me” hits and Shelton Benjamin makes his way down to the ring receiving decent heat.
4) Carlito vs. Johnny Nitro & Shelton Benjamin
After about five minutes of mostly Nitro and Benjamin dominating, Carlito makes a comeback, clotheslining both men. Carlito hits a dropkick on Benjamin and then hit’s a springboard back elbow on Nitro. Carlito throws Benjamin out of the ring. Nitro attempts to clothesline Carlito. Carlito ducks the clothesline and hits Nitro with a backcracker. Carlito covers Nitro but Melina puts Nitro’s foot on the bottom rope. Trish Stratus runs from the back and tackles Melina. Carlito becomes distracted by the happenings at ringside. Benjamin re-enters the ring, turns Carlito around and hits the T-Bone suplex for the pin. (Winners-Benjamin & Nitro at 10:12) After the match Nitro and Benjamin stomp on Carlito. “Paparazzi” hits as Nitro and Benjamin look on confused. JOEY MERCURY runs into the ring and cleans house as the fans erupt. Mercury hits Nitro with a DDT as Carlito hits Benjamin with a backcracker.
J.R.: Oh my God King!! We’ve just seen the return AND the Monday Night RAW debut of Joey Mercury. I don’t believe this!!
Lawler: I’m Shocked J.R.! Absolutely shocked! What a RAW! And J.R. guess what the best part hasn’t even happened yet! Because coming up next, Edge vs. Rob Van Dam for the WWE Championship.
Commercial Break
Backstage, Edge and Lita are preparing for the title match when a door opens off screen.
Edge: Holy crap! Its good to see you back. You look great. I may need you out there tonight, so be ready.
We cut back to ringside.
J.R. : Who the hell was Edge talking to King?
Lawler: I don’t know J.R.. But I can’t wait to see this match.
“One of a Kind” hits as Rob Van Dam comes to the ring receiving a good pop.
“Metallingus” hit’s as Edge (w/ Lita) makes his way down to the ring receiving an ungodly amount of heat.
With both wrestlers in the ring, Lilian Garcia makes the introductions.
Lilian: Introducing the challenger, weighing 235 lbs, from Battle Creek, Michigan, he is the former WWE Champion, Rob..Van..Dam (Van Dam poses) (Good pop). And introducing the champion, weighing 240 lbs, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is the WWE Champion, Edge (Tremendous heat).
5) (c)Edge vs. Rob Van Dam for the WWE Championship
After 20 minutes and a very grueling contest, Edge nails a spear on Van Dam. Edge covers RVD but RVD kicks out at 2. Edge stomps on the ref. Lita tosses Edge a chair. Edge swings at Van Dam. Van Dam ducks the shot and nails the Van Daminator on Edge. Lita grabs another chair, enters the ring and swings at Van Dam. Van Dam ducks and hit’s a Van Daminator on Lita!! Van Dam then rolls Lita out of the ring, climbs up to the top rope and hit’s the Five Star Frog Splash on Edge. Van Dam covers Edge but the ref is still down. As Van Dam tries to revive the referee. CHRIS MASTERS climbs over the barricade, picks up one of the steel chairs and nails Van Dam. Masters then pulls Edge over Van Dam and revives the referee. Ref then counts to 3. (Winner and still WWE Champion-Edge via pinfall at 27:23.) Edge, Masters, and Lita then stand over Van Dam’s body, laughing.
J.R.: Son of a bitch! “The Masterpiece” is back and he & Edge just screwed Rob Van Dam out of the WWE Championship!
Lawler: This is a festive occasion J.R. Chris Masters is back and Edge is still the WWE Champion. Its celebration time. Good night everybody!
J.R.: DAMN IT!