WWFF INTENSITY 2!!! DX REUNION!!

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WWFF INTENSITY # 2

Intensity opens as pyro is exploding all over the arena and the crowd is cheering. the fans are on there feet as the camera pans to J.R. and the King.

J.R. : Hello everyone and welcome to WWFF Intensity! What a night we have in store for ya. Tonight D-generation X will reunite its gonna be Bret Hart taking on Triple H and Shawn Michaels!

King : Plus were gonna find out 5 more legends involved in that Legends battle royal thats planned for Showcase of the Immortals! And most of all the contract signing between Hulk Hogan and Stone Cold Steve Austin will take place in that very ring tonight! There is no telling what could happen!

John Cena's theme sounds. As Cena marches to the ring with a purpose and a microphone in his hand. Cena slides in the ring.

John Cena gets something off his chest

John Cena : Last week a crime took place in this ring. A crime in which I was the victim of. Last week I had Stone Cold Steve Austin beat in the middle of the ring. Austin was down in the middle of the ring from the FU. The match was mine. The championship title match was mine. I should be going to Showcase of the Immortals and wrestling Hulk Hogan for the WWFF Championship. But I'm not. And the reason why I’m not is simple. There is one reason and one reason alone and the reason is The Rock. The Rock is the reason why I'm not taking on Hulk Hogan for the WWFF Championship at Showcase of the Immortals. but you see there is an upside to all of this. Because after Intensity last week, I went to the back and sat with Mr. McMahon and he told me that at Showcase of the Immortals its going to be John Cena versus The Rock in a last man standing match. And Mr. McMahon has been so kind to tell me to tell you that tonight you got a little tune up match against Shane McMahon in a Street Fight. So Rock I wouldn’t worry about being the last man standing in two weeks at Showcase of the Immortals you might not be standing after tonight!

The Rock's theme sounds as The Rock walks down the ramp and slides into the ring with a microphone in his hand.

The Rock : John Cena you need to know your roll and shut your mouth! There are a couple of things that The Rock needs to clear up with you. Number one you didn't lose your match with Steve Austin because of The Rock. You lost the match because you absolutely SUCK!!! And frankly Cena thats what your good at sucking, see you suck Vince McMahon's @$$ and thats why your main eventer and you have rose to the heights you have in professional wrestling. You wanna come out here and tell these fans ( Rock disguise his voice like Cena's) I made it to the top because I have hustle, loyalty, and respect. I'm a chain gang solider. Cena your the only roody poo candy @$$ that thinks he's a solider when you've never been in war. But Cena in 2 weeks your gonna be in a war. When you go one on one with the great one and The Rock lays the smack down on your candy @$$. Then John Cena you will be able to say you've been in a war! And Cena one thing about war is that I always like to strike first.

The Rock quickly grabs Cena by the wrist pulls him in and hits the rock bottom on Cena in the middle of the ring. Cena is down in the middle of the ring as Rock stands above Cena with a microphone.

The Rock : Just like right now in 2 weeks The Rock will be the last man standing!!! If ya smell what The Rock is cookin!!!

The Rock leaves the ring as Cena is down in the middle of the ring.

J.R. : The Rock just hit the rock bottom on Cena! John Cena is down as The Rock stands tall and this time is the last man standing!

King : But whose gonna be the last man standing at Showcase of the immortals. Will it be John Cena or The Rock? But coming up next its The Hardy Boys versus The Dudley Boys.
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The Hardy Boys Vs. The Dudley Boys

We return as The Hardy Boys theme sounds. And Matt and Jeff come down the ramp.

Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making there way to the ring the team of Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boys!

The Hardy Boys slide in the ring as pyro shoots down from the top of the titantron and explodes when it hits the ramp. Bubba Ray and D'von Dudley make there way to the ring with Spike Dudley following closely behind.

Howard Finkel : And there opponents being led to the ring by Spike Dudley, the team of Bubba Ray and D'von. The Dudley Boys!

Bubba and D'von slide under the ropes and into the ring as Matt and Jeff run at them. Bubba and Jeff exchange right hands as Matt and D'von exchange right hands. Jeff knees Bubba in the stomach and then grabs him by the head and throws him up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor as D'von knees Matt in the stomach and grabs him by the head and sends him flying up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. D'von turns around at the same time as Jeff. both men run at each other and unload with hard punches to the face and body on each other. Both men are violently battling it out in the middle of the ring. However, Jeff gains the upper hand by nailing D'von with hard right hands to the face backing him against the ropes. Jeff then whips D'von into the ropes and then runs into the ropes as Jeff comes off the ropes and D'von comes off the ropes on the other side of the ring they meet in the middle of the ring as Jeff nails D'von with a flying elbow. Jeff lands on his feet and hits a standing shooting star press on D'von. Jeff then picks D'von up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Jeff runs at D'von in the turnbuckle as D'von reverses by elbowing Jeff in the face. Jeff is stunned as he walks away from the turnbuckle and D'von hits a spinning neck breaker. D'von stomps away at Jeff on the mat. D'von picks Jeff up and whips Jeff into the ropes as Jeff comes off the ropes, D'von crouches down against the ropes and attempts to backbody drop Jeff over the top rope. But Jeff lands on the apron turns D'von around and suplexes D'von over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Bubba and Spike run over and try to help D'von up as Jeff is still on the apron. Jeff hits an assai moonsault off the second rope and onto Spike, Bubba, and D'von on the outside of the ring. Jeff, Bubba, D'von, and Spike are all getting to there feet as Matt jumps over the ropes and into the ring as he hits a suicide dive through the top and second rope onto all four men. All five men are down on the arena floor. Jeff gets to his feet first and grabs onto D'von and picks D'von up as D'von drives Jeff back first into the apron. D'von then bends Jeff over and unloads with forearms to the back of Jeff's head. D'von rolls Jeff back in the ring and follows him back in the ring. D'von picks Jeff up as Jeff punches D'von in the stomach and then hits a jawbreaker on D'von. D'von is stunned as Jeff kicks D'von in the stomach and attempts to hit a jumping tornado ddt, but D'von pushes Jeff off of him. Jeff lands on his feet and then runs at D'von as D'von hits an intense clothesline on Jeff nearly taking his head off. D'von picks Jeff up and drapes him over his shoulder and hits a snake eyes in the turnbuckle that Bubba is standing at. Jeff is stunned as D'von makes the tag to Bubba. D'von then holds Jeff's arms behind his back as Bubba kicks Jeff right in the stomach. D'von lets go and walks through the ropes to the outside of the ring as Jeff is bent over in pain. Bubba goes behind Jeff and hits a pump handle slam on Jeff. Bubba gets to his feet and hits two elbowdrops on Jeff on the mat. Bubba picks up Jeff and whips him into the turnbuckle. Jeff runs up the ropes and hits a whisper in the wind taking down Bubba. Jeff is inching towards the turnbuckle that Matt is standing at. Matt stretches out his arm and Jeff is about to make the tag as Bubba grabs Jeff by the ankle and pulls him to the center of the ring and hits an elbow drop right into Jeff's back. Bubba attempts to pick Jeff up as Jeff unloads with right hands to the stomach of Bubba. Jeff runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes as Bubba picks him up off the mat in a bearhug in the middle of the ring. Bubba has Jeff locked in a bearhug in the middle of the ring and is squeezing the life out of Jeff. The referee lifts Jeff's arm and it drops once. The referee lifts Jeff's arm for the second time and it drops again. The referee lifts Jeff's arm for the third and final time as his arm is about to drop but Jeff keeps his arm in the air and looks down at Bubba and unloads with right hands to the face of Bubba. Bubba finally breaks the hold as Jeff runs into the ropes, Jeff comes off the ropes and goes for a flying forearm but Bubba catches him in mid air. Bubba then slams him to the mat and tags in D'von. D'von goes to the top rope as Bubba spreads Jeff's legs apart in the middle of the ring. Bubba and D'von both yell wazzzz up! As D'von jumps off the top rope to headbutt Jeff in between the legs. Bubba pushes D'von and yells "D'von get the tables!" D'von goes to the outside of the ring and goes under the ring and skirt and begins to pull out a table as Jeff hits a baseball slide on D'von, knocking D'von to the mat and causing him to drop the table on the outside of the ring. Jeff then gets to his feet and grabs onto the top rope and uses the top rope as leverage to jump up and over the top rope to attempt to hit a crossbody takedown. Jeff then grabs the table and sets the table up on the outside of the ring as D'von nails Jeff with a forearm to the back of the head. D'von then slams him head first off the table and then rolls Jeff back in the ring. D'von gets back in the ring and attempts to pick Jeff up, but Jeff punches D'von in the stomach and hits a running enzuguri. D'von goes down to the mat as Jeff drags him over to the turnbuckle that Matt is at. Jeff tags in Matt as the crowd cheers. Jeff then spreads D'von's legs apart as Matt goes to the top rope. Both Matt and Jeff yell "Wazzzz up!" as Matt jumps off the top rope to hit a leg drop in between D'von's legs. D'von rolls around the ring in pain as Matt pushes Jeff and says "Jeff get the ladders!!"

J.R. : Oh boy, business is about to pick up! The Dudley Boys grabbed a table earlier on and now, the Hardys are grabbing a ladder!

King : There is no telling what those Hardys will do with that ladder?!

Jeff goes to the outside of the ring and begins to pull the ladder out from under the ring. But Spike nails Jeff in the back of the head with a forearm as the referee is arguing with Matt for telling Jeff to get the ladder. Spike kicks Jeff in the stomach and runs at the steel steps and attempts to hit a dudley dog on the outside of the ring but Jeff pushes him off. Spike lands on his feet as Spike runs at Jeff, Jeff picks up the ladder and nails Spike right in the head with the ladder. Jeff then slides the ladder in the ring as the referee then argues with Jeff over the ladder. Behind the referees back, Bubba comes in the ring and grabs Matt from behind and hits a bubba bomb on Matt. Bubba then picks Matt up and whips him into the ropes, Matt comes off the ropes as Bubba and D'von set him up for the 3D. Bubba is about to pick Matt up but Matt hits a twist of fate on Bubba. D'von then runs at Matt as Matt hits a side effect on D'von. Jeff then throws the ladder down and climbs to the top rope to hit a swanton bomb over the referees head and onto D'von. Matt quickly makes the pin as the referee makes the count 1-2-3.

Howard Finkel : Here are your winners Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boys!

RVD and Sabu run down the ramp and slide into the ring. Sabu tackles Jeff to the mat as RVD unloads with hard right hands to the face of Matt. Sabu has Jeff down on the mat as he unloads with right hands to the face as he hovers over Jeff. RVD super kicks Matt on the other side of the ring knocking him to the mat. RVD goes to the outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair that he throws over the ropes and into the ring. Sabu grabs the chair. Jeff begins to get to his feet as Sabu throws the chair right at Jeff's head knocking him back down to the mat. Sabu grabs the steel chair and climbs to the top rope with the chair. Sabu stands on the top rope and hits the arabian skull crusher off the top rope and onto Jeff. Jeff is down and out on the mat. Meanwhile RVD grabs the ladder and sets the ladder up near the ropes. Sabu walks over to Matt with the chair and unloads with chair shots to the back of Matt. Sabu then kicks Matt to the outside of the ring as he slides to the outside of the ring and takes the chair with. Sabu walks Matt over to the table that was set up earlier in the match. Sabu nails Matt with a hard chair shot to the head, causing Matt to fall on the table. RVD then climbs to the top of the ladder that is set up near the ropes with Matt on the table below him. RVD points to himself as the crowd chants "R-V-D!" RVD jumps off the top of the ladder to hit a 5 star frog splash off the top of the ladder and onto Matt on the table on the outside of the ring. RVD sends Matt right through the table with the 5 star frog splash from the ladder. Both RVD and Matt are down on the mat laying in a pile of wood chips. The crowd chants "ECW! ECW! ECW!"

J.R. : GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! ROB VAN DAM MAY HAVE JUST KILLED HIMSELF AND MATT HARDY!! RVD just flew off the top of that ladder and hit the most intense five star frog splash I have ever seen on Matt Hardy on the table below!! Somebody get some help out here for Matt Hardy!!!

King : Can you imagine what these two teams are going to do to each other at Showcase of the Immortals! There’s no telling if either team will walk away!?!
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We return to Intensity as a red carpet is rolled out and mirrors are laying on all four turnbuckles. Across the mirrors it says "Models Runway". There are two bar stools sitting in the middle of the ring. While Rick Martel's theme is playing in the background as Rick Martel is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone and spraying himself with his arrogance cologne.

The Models Runway

Rick Martel : Hello everyone and welcome to an edition of the Model's Runway. Before I bring out my guest I have big news regarding Showcase of the Immortals. At Showcase of the Immortals an Intercontinental Champion will be crowned. And the only way a champion will be crowned is by winning a six man ladder match. Now you may be asking who are these six men? Well I'll tell you. The six man are Shane McMahon, Mr. Kennedy, Rikishi, Goldust, The Godfather, and the man who is going to be the next Intercontinental Champion, Rick "the model" Martel. Which brings me to my guest this evening. Tonight, the Runway welcomes, Rikishi!!

Rikishi's theme plays as he makes his way down the ramp as the crowd cheers him on. Rikishi steps through the ropes and into the runway. Martel hands him a microphone.

Rick Martel : In just two weeks yourself and I will be in the 6 man ladder match. Rikishi I just want to start by telling you look beautiful. You look like you have lost some weight and everything. You my friend are truly fit to walk the models runway. It is going to be nothing short of an honor to get in the ring and wrestle at Showcase in the Immortals in the same match as someone as simply beautiful as you. I'm glad your on my show, because when heard you would be on my show and I heard we would be in a six man ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship, I thought about how much we have in common. Were both good looking men, were both two of greatest athletes in this company, and we both want the WWFF Intercontinental Championship. So Rikishi I want to ask you how about you and I teaming up together in this match and take on the other four men as an alliance? Think about Rick Martel and Rikishi together as one fighting for the common goal of the Intercontinental Championship at Showcase of the Immortals! Doesn't that have a nice ring to it?

Rikishi : You know what Rick. It kinda does. I mean you and Tito Santana were one of the greatest tag teams of all time at one point. And I was part of the Headshrinkers another one of the top teams of all time. Rick, I think a man as fly looking as you with a man as fly looking as me. Rick Martel and The Kish backing that thing up together at Showcase of the Immortals, you got a deal!

Rikishi puts his hand out and as Rick Martel and Rikishi shake hands in the middle of The Runway. Rikishi suddenly pulls Martel in and hits the samoan drop on Rick Martel as the crowd explodes. Rikishi throws a mirror out of the turnbuckle and then superkicks Rick Martel, causing Martel to fall in the turnbuckle. Martel is sitting in the turnbuckle as Rikishi pulls his trunks up in between his butt cheeks and sticks his butt right in Martel's face as he gives Martel as stink face. Martel runs out of the ring spitting and covering his mouth. Rikishi dances in the ring as the crowd cheers and Martel runs up the red carpet to the back.

J.R. : Hahaha! Rick Martel is running like a scolded dog right out of his own Runway! Well I think Rikishi has made it quite clear that its every man for himself in the six man ladder match at Showcase of the Immortals!

King : Do you know how many facials Rick Martel is gonna need to get that smell off his face? Martel's gonna have to take a bubble bath in that arrogance cologne. Well right now where gonna send it back to Mean Gean who is standing by with Rob Van Dam and Sabu.

The camera pans backstage as RVD and Sabu are talking.

RVD : You seen Alfonso anywhere today?

Suddenly Mean Gean runs up to them with a microphone.

Mean Gean Oakerland : Rob Van Dam and Sabu, you two made short work of Matt and Jeff Hardy after there match earlier on. Its been confirmed that Matt Hardy has to cracked ribs after that five star frog splash from the top of that ladder. What do you both have to say for yourselves.

Rob Van Dam : Well Sabu is a man of few words, so I'll take this one. Matt Hardy, tonight we broke your ribs at Showcase of the Immortals where gonna shatter you and your brother Jeff's dreams of becoming WWFF tag team champions. Those belts belong to the team of R-V-D and Sabu. Let me explain something, Hardy Boys, you think your extreme. You think your hardcore. Before Matt and Jeff Hardy with Michael Hayes was extreme, Sabu and Rob Van Dam with Bill Alfonso was the real extreme. And at Showcase of the Immortals things are going to be taken to the extreme!!
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Taz Vs. The Godfather

We return from a commercial break as the lights are out and the sound of a beating heart sounds. Taz walks down the ramp with a black towel over his head.

Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, The Human Suplex Machine, Taz!

Taz gets in the ring and pulls his towel off as he goes to a turnbuckle and folds his arms and awaits the arrival of his opponent. The Godfather's theme sounds as he makes his way to the ring with the ho train.

Howard Finkel : And his opponent being led to the ring by the ho train, The Godfather!

The Godfather walks down the ramp with his pimp cane and his hos dancing down the ramp behind him. The Godfather hops onto the apron and pushes the bottom rope down with his foot for all his hos to get in the ring. While he is doing this Taz nails him with a hard forearm to the head, knocking him off the apron and down to the arena floor. The hos run away screaming. Taz steps through the ropes and jumps off the apron onto the arena floor and stomps away at Godfather on the arena floor. Taz attempts to pick Godfather up, but he unloads with punches to the stomach of Taz. Godfather then grabs Taz by the wrist and short clotheslines him to the arena floor. Godfather picks Taz up and slams him head first off the apron, Godfather then rolls Taz back in the ring. Godfather slides back in the ring himself as the referee sounds the bell. godfather picks Taz up and unloads with right hands to the face of Taz backing him up against the ropes. Godfather chops Taz across the chest, backing him further against the ropes. Godfather whips Taz into the ropes, Taz comes off the ropes as Godfather goes to the middle of the ring and ducks his head and is looking to backbody drop Taz. But Taz gets to the middle of the ring and kicks Godfather in the chin. Godfather is stunned as Taz grabs him and hits a belly to back suplex. Godafther goes flying across the ring. He attempts to pull himself up on the ropes as Taz runs at him and clotheslines him up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Godfather quickly gets to his feet and hops onto the apron as Taz walks over to him and suplexes him from the outside of the ring, over the ropes, and down to the mat. Taz then walks over to Godfather and hovers over him and picks his chin up as he unloads with hard forearms to the head. Taz picks Godfather up and pushes him into the turnbuckle. Godfather is in the turnbuckle as Taz wraps his hands around Godfather's throat and blatantly chokes Godfather in the turnbuckle. The referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces Taz to break the hold. Godfather slumps down to the bottom turnbuckle as the referee pushes Taz away. Taz then walks back over to Godfather and chokes him with his boot in the bottom turnbuckle. The referee counts 1-2-3-4 and then forces Taz to break the hold again. The referee threatens to disqualify Taz, as Godfather gets up from the turnbuckle and runs at Taz and tackles him to the mat and unloads with hard right hands to the face of Taz on the mat. The crowd cheers as Godfather pounds away at Taz on the mat with more right hands. Godfather gets to his feet and picks Taz up and kicks him in the gut and hits a ddt on Taz. Godfather runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to jump off the mat and attempts to hit a big elbowdrop, but Taz moves out of the way causing Godfather to land hard on the mat. Taz gets to his feet as Godfather is on all fours trying to get to his feet as Taz runs at Godfather and kicks him hard in the stomach. Godfather rolls around the ring in pain. Taz picks Godfather up and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Godfather is in the turnbuckle as Taz runs at Godfather and attempts to spear him in the turnbuckle, but Godfather moves and Taz goes flying into the turnbuckle shoulder first. Taz is bent over in the turnbuckle in pain. Godfather comes from behind and rolls Taz up in a school boy for the 1-2- Taz kicks out. Both men quickly get to there feet as Godfather runs at Taz. Taz quickly grabs Godfather and hits a t-bone suplex sending Godfather across the ring. Godfather is pulling himself up on the ropes as Taz grabs him from behind and hits a german suplex on Godfather and holds onto him and proceeds to hit two more german suplexes.

King : They don’t call him the human suplex machine just because he needs another nickname.

J.R. : At this rate The Godfather may not win or survive.

Godfather is down on the mat as Taz gets to his feet and stalks Godfather. Taz signals for the tazmission. As Godfather gets up Taz locks it in, but Godfather quickly runs backwards, backing Taz into a turnbuckle. Godfather kicks Taz in the ribs multiple times. Godfather then whips Taz into the opposite turnbuckle. Godfather then smiles at the hos on the outside of the ring and moves his arms like a train and makes a chugging noise like a train and runs at Taz and hits the ho train clothesline in the turnbuckle on Taz. Godfather climbs to the second rope as Taz is in the turnbuckle as Godfather unloads with hard right hands to the face of Taz as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- Taz reaches under the Godfather and grabs him under his legs from behind and powerbombs Godfather off the second rope. Taz puts his feet on the second rope as both of Godfather's shoulders are down on the mat and the referee makes the count 1-2- the referee sees Taz's feet on the rope and makes him break the pin. Taz breaks the pin and then gets face to face with the referee and yells in his face. Meanwhile Godfather turns Taz around and kicks him in the stomach and hits a pump handle slam on Taz. Taz is down on the mat as Godfather hops to the second rope and hits a legdrop off the second rope on Taz. Godfather picks Taz up and piledrives him in the middle of the ring. Godfather picks Taz up, but Taz sweeps his legs out from under him and then slingshots Godfather into the turnbuckle. Godfather goes flying head first into the top turnbuckle. He then grabs his head in pain as Taz pushes Godfather into the turnbuckle. Taz knees Godfather in the gut multiple times. Taz then grabs the second rope and drives his shoulder into Godfather's gut multiple times. Taz backs away and taunts the crowd as Godfather grabs onto the ropes and stumbles out of the turnbuckle. Taz walks over to Godfather and whips him into the ropes as Godfather comes off the ropes Taz runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes himself to hit Godfather with a hard shoulder block in the middle of the ring. Taz picks Godfather up off the mat as Godfather quickly knees Taz in the stomach. Godfather then sets Taz up for the pimp drop but Taz hits a thumb to the eye on Godfather. Godfather drops Taz as Taz lands behind Godfather. Taz then locks in the tazmission on Godfather in the middle of the ring. Godfather is whaling his arms all over the place. As Taz tries to choke out Godfather. Taz chokes Godfather down to the mat. Taz has the tazzmission locked in on the mat as the referee runs over to Godfather and lifts his arm once as it drops to the mat. The referee then lifts Godfather's arm for the second time as his arm drops again for the second time. Taz wrenches in the choke hold even harder as the referee lifts Godfather's arm for the third and final time as he arm lifelessly drops to the mat. The referee calls for the bell.

Howard Finkel : Here is your winner Taz!

J.R. : Taz has choked out The Godfather with that tazzmission! That has got to be one of the most effective holds I have ever seen in this industry!

King : That could be The Undertaker in 2 weeks.

Taz's theme music is cut off by the sound of a gong as the lights go out. The lights go on as Undertaker is in the ring. The crowd erupts. Taz is standing on one side of the ring while Undertaker is standing on the other side of the ring and starring across the ring at each other. Taz runs at Undertaker as the gong sounds again and the lights go out again. Taz stops short in the middle of the ring. The lights go back on and a Druid is standing in the same spot that Undertaker was standing in. Taz looks at the Druid and appears to be confused. Taz then runs at the Druid and clotheslines him to the ground. Taz lifts the Druid up and locks in the tazzmission in the middle of the ring. Taz lifts the Druid into the air and whips him around as he chokes the Druid out with the tazzmission. The Druid is out cold as Taz drops him to the mat. The Druids lifeless body just slumps to the mat as he lays there out cold. Taz stands over the Druid and looks down at him. Taz then grabs onto the Druid's hood that is over his head and rips the hood off. Revealing The Druid to be Bill Alfonso. The crowd is shocked as Bill Alfonso lays unconscious in the middle of the ring after being choked out by Taz.

J.R. : GOOD GOD!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! THATS BILL ALFONSO!!! Bill Alfonso was Taz's old manager in his ECW days!!!

King : Taz just inadvertently choked out his former manager Bill Alfonso with that tazzmission!

J.R. : I think its safe to say The Undertaker has gotten inside the head of Taz!! Undertaker is playing mind games with Taz and my God is he playing them well!
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We return as Sabu and Rob Van Dam are backstage. Sabu is throwing over tables, and tossing chairs all over the place. Sabu is enraged and is absolutely flipping out by throwing things all over the locker room. Rob Van Dam is trying to stop him. RVD turns and looks at the screen and begins to talk.

Rob Van Dam : Taz after what you just did to Bill Alfonso. You made a whole new enemy in Rob Van Dam and most importantly in Sabu. Sabu challenges you Taz, to an extreme rules match for next week on Intensity! Taz you may be the human suplex machine, but you aint homicidal, suicidal, or genocidal like Sabu! See ya next week Taz!

Mr. McMahon takes care of business

The camera then pans to Mr. McMahon's office. Mr. McMahon is sitting at his desk as Triple H and Shawn Michaels are wearing there DX gear and talking to Mr. McMahon.

Vince McMahon : I want the two of you to dismember Bret Hart. He screwed Triple H out of a title shot at Showcase of the Immortals and tonight he’s gonna pay. I want Bret Hart to pay the way you two made him pay back in Montréal in 97. I want Bret Hart to be destroyed after tonight. Now go out there and make Bret Hart suffer as only DX can.

Triple H and Shawn Michaels smile at each other and walk out of Mr. McMahon's office. As they walk out Mr. Fuji walks in.

Mr. Fuji : Mr. McMahon, we have deal! We have evil deal! Hahahaha

Mr. McMahon : We certainly do. And you know what, I think the perfect time to unveil this evil deal that we have is next week. Thats right not only will Taz wrestle Sabu in an extreme rules match next week, but you, Mr. Fuji will be on The Model's Runway! Next week you tell the whole world about our plan.

Mr. Fuji : Hahaha, that why I like you. You evil Mr. McMahon! Evil genius! Hahaha!

Mr. Fuji walks out of Vince's office as Vince is left alone in his office. Vince then looks at the camera.

Mr. McMahon : On to another piece of business. Last week I announced that there would be a 15 man legends battle royal to see who will be the General Manager of the WWFF. I announced 5 men last week and this week I will announce 5 more legends who will be competing for the right to be the General Manager of the WWFF. Those five lucky legends are Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper, " The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, and Jake " the snake " Roberts and the man who still asks the question "who's first" Gillberg!

The camera goes to a split screen with Bret Hart walking down the hall way on one side and Triple H and Shawn Michaels walking down the hall way on the other end of the hall way.

Showcase of the Immortals Commercial : Two of the largest names ever in the history of professional wrestling! ( footage of Hulk Hogan hitting the legdrop is shown followed by footage of Steve Austin hitting the stunner) Two men who defined an era in wrestling history ( footage of Austin saying "Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass is shown followed by footage of Hulk Hogan saying "Whacha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you! ) Two men who have cemented there spots in wrestling history and in our hearts. ( footage of Hogan body slamming Andre the Giant is shown followed by footage of Austin driving a beer truck into an arena.) One dream match that every wrestling fan has been dreaming to see, will be seen. (footage of Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin starring each other down is shown) The immortal Hulk Hogan takes on Stone Cold Steve Austin for the WWFF Championship at Showcase of the Immortals!! WWFF Showcase of the Immortals just two weeks away!

We return from the commercial as Bret Hart's theme sounds and Bret Hart steps through the curtain and onto the ramp to a huge ovation from the fans.

Bret "hit man" Hart Vs. D- Generation X (Shawn Michaels & Triple H)

Howard Finkel : The following contest is a handicap match. Making his way to the ring, Bret "hit man" Hart!!!

Bret Hart hops onto the apron and puts his knee on the second rope and hops into the ring as the crowd cheers. Bret then steps out of the ring takes his glasses off and puts them around a fan sitting at ringsides head. Bret slides back in the ring as " Are You Ready!!" is heard over the PA system.

Howard Finkel : And his opponents, the team of Shawn Michaels and Triple H, D-generation X!!

HHH and HBK are walking to the ring as Bret runs at the ropes and hits a suicide dive through the top and second rope and onto HHH and HBK. Bret gets to his feet and picks HBK up and unloads with hard right hands to the face of HBK. HBK is stunned on the outside of the ring as Bret suplexes HBK on the ramp. Bret then picks up HHH and nails him with a hard right hand to the face as HHH backs up towards the ring. Bret grabs HHH and irish whips HHH shoulder first into the turnbuckle as HHH goes flying into the turnbuckle. HHH grabs his arm in pain as Bret rolls HHH back in the ring. Bret rolls back in the ring as HHH is on his hands and knees begging off. HHH backs into the turnbuckle as Bret kicks HHH in the stomach in the turnbuckle. Bret grabs onto the top rope and unloads with hard kicks to the chest of HHH in the turnbuckle. Bret continues to stomp away at HHH in the turnbuckle until the referee steps in between Bret and HHH. HH grabs onto the top rope and pulls himself to quickly hit a thumb to the eye on Bret behind the referee's back. HHH grabs Bret by the head and slams him head first into the top turnbuckle. HHH then grabs Bret by the head and hits him with a hard right hand to the head, knocking Bret into the turnbuckle. HHH grabs Bret's arm and irish whips him with all his might chest first into the opposite turnbuckle. Bret slams chest first into the turnbuckle and falls to the mat in a heap. HHH walks over and kicks Bret right in the chest. HHH picks up Bret to hit a pulling piledriver on Bret in the middle of the ring. HHH then gets to his feet and runs into the ropes, HHH comes off the ropes and attempts to hit a knee drop on Bret in the middle of the ring, but Bret moves out of the way causing HHH to drive his knee straight into the mat. Bret gets to his feet and stretches out HHH's leg and kicks him in the knee multiple times. Bret throws HHH's leg down. Bret then grabs HHH by the hair and tries to pull him up by the hair, but HHH grabs Bret by the waist and lifts Bret into the air and then drops him throat first across the top rope. Bret is stunned near the ropes as HHH runs into the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and comes off the ropes and attempts to clothesline Bret over the top rope, but Bret bends down and then backbody drops HHH up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. HHH gets to his feet and bangs the apron out of anger and then kicks the steel steps. HHH rolls back in the ring and lifts his arm in the air and calls for a test of strength. Bret grabs HHH's hand in the air as Bret and HHH lock up in the middle of the ring with a test of strength. both men are trying to over power the other. HHH is going down to his knees as Bret is winning the test of strength until HHH knees Bret in the stomach out of nowhere. Bret is bent over in pain as HHH ddts Bret to the mat. Bret is down on the mat as HHH walks over to his leg and steps on his foot and stomps away at Bret's knee over and over again. HHH then gets off Bret and walks away from him as Bret attempts to get to his feet, HHH then picks Bret up and drapes him over his shoulder and runs with Bret on his shoulder into the turnbuckle and drops Bret head first on the top turnbuckle to hit a snake eyes on Bret. Bret is stunned as HHH goes behind Bret and hits a chopblock taking Bret down to the mat. HHH grabs Bret's leg and locks in an indian deathlock on Bret in the center of the ring. HHH locks in the hold with all his might as Bret screams in pain. The referee asks Bret if he wants to give up, but Bret doesn’t answer and just inches towards the ropes. Bret inches closer and closer to the ropes as HHH applies more and more pressure. Bret reaches his arm out as HBK runs in the ring and causes a ruckus to distract the referee. The referee is distracted with HBK as Bret grabs the bottom rope. HHH pulls Bret off the bottom rope and back into the middle of the ring as he still has the indian deathlock locked in on Bret. Bret screams in pain as he physically bites his fingers to stop himself from tapping out. Bret inches towards the ropes again. Bret reaches put and grabs the bottom rope and this time the referee forces HHH to break the hold. HHH breaks the hold and then stomps away at Bret's leg on the mat. HHH drags Bret across the ring near a turnbuckle and then slingshots Bret into the turnbuckle. Bret comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned as HHH grabs Bret by the wrist and whips him into the ropes as Bret comes off the ropes, HHH hits a spinebuster on Bret in the middle of the ring. HHH hovers over Bret on the mat and lifts Bret's head and unloads with hard right hands to the head of Bret over and over again. Bret is busted open as HHH gets off Bret and then poses for the crowd. The crowd boos him. HHH stalks Bret and appears to be setting him up for the pedigree. bret gets to his feet as HHH kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the pedigree. Bret grabs HHH by the legs and pulls his legs out from under him, taking HHH to the mat. Bret falls on top of HHH to hover over him as Bret unloads with right hands on HHH on the mat. HHH is still on the mat as Bret gets to his feet and lifts both of HHH's legs and locks in the sharpshooter on HHH in the middle of the ring. The crowd erupts as Bret has got it locked in. HHH is trying to inch over to the ropes as Bret sits back and tries with all his might to get HHH to tap out. HHH moves closer to the ropes, but Bret sits further back on HHH. HHH reaches out, but HBK reaches over the rope and tags HHH arm to make the tag. HHH then bangs his hand on the mat and taps out as the crowd erupts. Not realizing HBK is the legal man. HBK steps through the ropes and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hit a flying forearm to the head of Bret, to break the hold. HBK then pulls Bret to the middle of the ring as HHH rolls to the outside of the ring. HBK locks in the sharpshooter on Bret in the middle of the ring. Half of the crowd boos while the other half cheers.

J.R. : Shawn Michaels has got that sharpshooter locked in, shades of the Montreal Screw job! This crowd is on there feet but some are cheering for the heartbreak kid, while others are behind Bret Hart!

King : Shawn Michaels is fresh in that ring. But Bret Hart has no fresh tag team partner to tag in. Bret is all alone in this one.

HBK has the sharpshooter locked in on Bret. Bret is inching towards the ropes, but is getting nowhere fast. Bret grabs HBK's foot and pulls it to cause HBK to fall flat on his face on the mat. Bret then sits back on HBK to lock in a sharpshooter of his own. HBK reaches out and grabs the ropes as the referee quickly counts 1-2-3-4 and forces Bret to break the hold. Bret finally breaks the hold. Bret turns around and stomps HBK in the back of the leg. Bret grabs HBK by the leg as Bret slides to the outside of the ring and drags HBK over to a turnbuckle with him. Bret takes HBK's leg and moves it away from the ringpost and then slams HBK's leg into the ringpost. Bret then hops on the apron and locks in the figure four leg lock on HBK around the ringpost. Bret has the figure four locked in as HBK screams in pain and the referee counts 1-2-3-4- Bret then breaks the hold. HBK slides away from the ringpost and gets to his feet as Bret slides back in the ring and hits a chopblock from behind, taking HBK down. Bret picks HBK up and whips HBK into the turnbuckle. HBK is in the turnbuckle as Bret runs at HBK in the turnbuckle and clotheslines HBK in the turnbuckle. Bret then attempts to bulldog HBK out of the turnbuckle, but HBK pushes Bret off. Bret runs at HBK as HBK runs at Bret and hits a hard clothesline on Bret, taking him down to the mat. HBK picks Bret up and now whips him into the turnbuckle. Bret is in the turnbuckle as HBK walks over and chops Bret across the chest. HBK then perches Bret on the top rope. HBK climbs to the second rope and suplexes Bret off the top rope. HBK gets to his feet as Bret is down on the mat. HBK steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope. HBK is on the top rope as he hits Bret with an elbow drop off the top rope. HBK then nips up and signals for sweet chin music. Half of the crowd cheers. As HBK goes to a turnbuckle grabs onto the top rope and bangs his foot on the mat over and over again. As Bret gets to his feet, HBK goes for the sweet chin music, but Bret ducks the chin music and hits an inadvertent atomic drop followed by a short clothesline to take HBK down to the mat. HBK is on the mat as Bret hops to the second rope and jumps off the second rope to drive his elbow into HBK's head. Bret grabs HBK by the hair and attempts to pick him up, but HBK grabs Bret's legs and sweeps his legs out from under him and then sling shots Bret up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Bret is down on the arena floor as HBK steps through the ropes and onto the apron. Bret begins to get to his feet as HBK jumps onto the second rope and hits an assai moonsault off the second rope and onto Bret on the arena floor. Both men are down on the arena floor. HBK gets to his feet and picks Bret up and drives Bret back first into the apron. HBK then rolls Bret back in the ring. Bret is down on the mat as HBK climbs to the top rope. HBK is facing the fans as HBK goes for a moonsault off the top rope, but Bret gets his knees up as HBK comes crashing down on Bret's knees. HBK walks around the ring in pain holding his ribs. Bret pushes HBK into the turnbuckle as Bret kicks HBK in the stomach. Bret whips HBK into the opposite turnbuckle and runs into the turnbuckle and clotheslines HBK in the turnbuckle and then bulldogs HBK out of the turnbuckle. Bret grabs HBK and picks him up and attempts to piledrive him in the middle of the ring but HBK reverses into an oklahoma slam in the middle of the ring. HBK grabs Bret's legs and bridges into a pin for the 1-2- Bret pushes up out of the bridge and turns HBK around that HBK is in position for a piledriver as Bret picks HBK up and piledrives HBK. Bret gets to his feet and picks up HBK. Bret whips HBK into the ropes, HBK comes off the ropes as Bret hits a drop toe hold on HBK. HBK is down on the mat as Bret jumps over to HBK's head and locks in a front face headlock on the mat. Bret has the hold locked in as HBK starts to fight to his feet. HBK gets to his feet as Bret has the front face headlock locked in. HBK elbows Bret in the stomach multiple times as Bret is bent over in pain as HBK attempts to hit a sideslam, but Bret reverses by sliding off HBK's back and ends up behind HBK. Bret hits a russian legsweep on HBK. Bret grabs both of HBK's legs and sets him up for the sharpshooter, but HBK kicks Bret off of him and down to the mat. Bret and HBK both quickly get up and run at each other as both men clothesline each other to the mat. Both men are down on the mat. HHH puts out his hand as HBK inches towards HHH. Bret gets to his feet and grabs HBK by the ankle, as HBK gets to his feet and is hobbling. HBK hits an enzuguri on Bret. HBK then inches towards HHH and makes the tag to HHH. HBK is down on the mat in the ring near the ropes as HHH comes in the ring. HHH picks Bret up and whips Bret into the ropes, HHH runs into the ropes also. Bret comes off the ropes as HHH comes off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring as HHH hits a high knee on Bret in the middle of the ring. Bret goes down to the mat as HHH stalks Bret and signals for the pedigree. HHH does the DX chop as Bret gets up and turns around as HHH kicks him in the stomach and is about to pedigree him until HBK pulls himself up on the ropes and nails HHH with sweet chin music. HHH goes down to the mat as Bret falls on top of him from exhaustion. The referee makes the count for the 1-2-3.

Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Bret "hit man" Hart!

J.R. : Bret Hart has defeated both Triple H and The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels! Tonight, Bret Hart has truly proven why he is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!!

King : Yea give the assist to Shawn Michaels who nearly kicked Triple H's head off his shoulders! When Triple H wakes up from that kick there is no telling what he might do! There will be hell to pay for Shawn Michaels!
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We return from a commercial as Triple H storms into Mr. McMahon's office enraged.

Like Father Like Son In Law Anger

Triple H : I had him!!! I had that son of b**** beat in the center of the ring! I was gonna pedigree him and finish him off for good! But that damn back stabber Shawn Michaels screwed it all up!! Last week bret Hart screwed me, this week Shawn Michaels screwed me!!

Vince McMahon : And in two weeks your gonna screw them both back! Your gonna step in that ring and get your revenge! Because as of this moment I'm officially making the announcement that I been talking to one of my close friends about. At Showcase of the Immortals there will be a triple threat match! Shawn Michaels versus Bret Hart versus Triple H with the winner of that match becoming the number one contender for the WWFF Championship!!!

Showcase of the Immortals Card

J.R. : Obviously an unhappy Triple H, to say the least. But in two weeks it will be a whole different ball game at WWFF Showcase of the Immortals.

"Paradise City" by Guns N Roses plays as J..R. and The King run down the matches for Showcase of the Immortals.

J.R. : Its going to be one hell of a night as The Rock takes on John Cena in a last man standing match. Who will be the last man standing? Earlier on tonight, we saw The Rock as the last man standing. But who will be the last man standing in two weeks? Plus, were gonna find out what team is truly, team extreme when Sabu and Rob Van Dam take on Matt and Jeff Hardy, The Hardy Boys. Who will walk away with the WWFF Tag Team Titles?

King : The tag team titles aren't the only titles thats gonna be on the line in two weeks. The WWFF Intercontinental Championship will be on the line in a six man ladder match. Shane McMahon versus The Godfather versus Rikishi versus Rick Martel versus Mr. Kennedy versus Goldust. Were also gonna find out who will be the General Manager of the WWFF with a 15 man legends battle royal. We already know that Doink, Sgt. Slaughter, Iron Sheik, George "the animal" Steel, KoKo B. Ware, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Roddy Piper, Gillberg, Jake "the snake" Roberts, and Dusty Rhodes.

J.R. : Well when you talk legends, you gotta talk about the phenom, The Undertaker! And in just two weeks he will take on the human suplex machine taz. It will be the phenom, The Undertaker versus the human suplex machine, Taz! And then the biggest of the big! The dream match that fans have been talking about and wanting for years to come! The time has finally come and its only two weeks away for Hulk Hogan to take on Stone Cold Steve Austin for the WWFF Championship! There is no telling what may happen in that one! Ladies and gentleman it all happens in just two weeks. But coming up next, Shane McMahon takes on The Rock in a street fight.
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Shane McMahon Vs. The Rock
Street Fight

We return as "Here comes the money" hits and Shane McMahon dances through the curtain and out onto the ramp. Shane ahs got a kindo stick in his hand as he dances down the ramp.

Howard Finkel : The following contest is a Street Fight. Making his way to the ring, representing Team Corporate, Shane McMahon!

Shane slides into the ring and holds his kindo stick as he looks at the entrance way. The Rock's theme sounds as he steps through the curtain and onto the ramp. The crowd explodes as Rock looks on at Shane.

Howard Finkel : And his opponent, The Rock!

Rock runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Rock quickly makes bee line for Shane and tackles him to the mat as the kindo stick goes flying. Rock unloads with right hands on Shane on the mat. Shane rolls over as Rock is on the mat and Shane is now on top of Rock as Shane now unloads with right hands to the head of Rock on the mat. Rock then pushes Shane off him. Rock quickly gets to his feet and grabs the kindo stick as Shane also gets to his feet. Shane runs at Rock as Rock nails Shane with a hard kindo stick shot to the stomach. Shane is bent over in pain as Rock nails Shane with an intense kindo stick shot to the back. Shane holds his back in pain as Rock nails Shane with a hard kindo stick shot to the head, knocking Shane off his feet and down to the mat. Rock picks Shane up and grabs him by the head, to throw him up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Rock steps through the ropes and onto the apron, as Shane quickly gets to his feet and pulls Rock's leg out from under him to trip Rock and cause him to fall off the apron and onto the arena floor. Rock is on all fours trying to get up as Shane runs at him and kicks him right in the rib cage. Shane then walks over to Rock and attempts to pick him up as Rock knees Shane in the stomach and then unloads with hard chops across the chest of Shane multiple times. Rock then picks Shane up and walks him over to the control gate to drop Shane chest first on the guard rail. Shane grabs his chest in pain as Rock backs away and then clotheslines Shane up and over the control gate and into the fans. Rock steps over the gate and levels Shane with a stiff right hand to the head, knocking Shane further into the crowd. Rock goes after Shane as Shane throws a drink in Rock's face and then quickly suplexes Rock to the arena floor in the crowd. Shane walks back to the control gate and jumps over it as he is back around ringside, Rock slowly comes over the control gate to be back around ringside himself. Shane grabs the kindo stick that is laying in the ring and pulls it out of the ring and levels Rock with a hard kindo stick shot to the head, knocking Rock to the arena floor. Shane throws the kindo stick over the top rope and into the ring. Shane then picks up Rock and slides him in the ring. Shane slides back in the ring and hovers over Rock and unloads with hard right and left hands to the face of Rock on the mat. Shane gets to his feet and kicks Rock right in his back on the mat. Rock moves away in pain. Shane grabs Rock's legs and locks in a boston crab in the middle of the ring. Shane is pulling back on Rock's legs as he inches towards the ropes. Rock finally grabs onto the bottom rope and begins to pick himself up off the mat as he moves up the ropes. Rock pushes his legs forward with intensity and sends Shane flying off him. Rock breaks the hold. Shane turns around and runs at Rock as Rock runs at him and clotheslines Shane turning him inside out. Shane gets to his feet as Rock lifts Shane's arm and spins Shane around to hit a ddt on Shane in the middle of the ring. Rock nips up as Shane also gets to his feet and is stunned near the ropes. Rock punches Shane in the face once, then punches him twice, then punches him in the face a third, Rock then backs up spits in his hand and nails Shane with a hard fourth right hand. Shane goes flying through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Shane crawls under the apron. Meanwhile Rock is in the ring taunting the crowd as the crowd cheers on Rock. Shane comes out from under the apron with a stop sign. Shane slides in the ring with the stop sign behind Rock's back. Shane runs at Rock as he turns around and then jumps in the air and nails Rock with a hard stop sign shot to the head. Rock goes down to the mat. Shane then lays the stop sign on Rock's head. Shane then steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope. Shane jumps off the top rope to hit a flying elbow off the top rope and onto Rock who has a stop sign over his head. Shane grabs the stop sign and throws it to the outside of the ring. Shane picks Rock up and whips into the ropes as Shane runs into the opposite ropes, Shane comes off the ropes as Rock comes off his side of the ropes. Both men meet in the middle of the ring as Shane hits Rock with a flying elbow. Shane picks Rock up and hits a ddt on him. Shane slides under the ropes and goes under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. Shane slides the steel chair in the ring. Shane then slides in the ring. Shane grabs the chair and waits for Rock to get to his feet. Rock gets to his feet as Shane swings the chair at Rock, he ducks the chair shot and then kicks Shane in the stomach causing Shane to drop the steel chair. Rock whips Shane into the ropes as Shane comes off the ropes Rock hits the spinebuster on Shane on a steel chair in the middle of the ring. Rock then grabs Shane's legs and locks in the sharpshooter on Shane in the middle of the ring. Rock is applying more and more pressure as Shane is in more and more pain. Shane screams in pain. Rock then looks at the chair laying on the mat and breaks the hold. Rock grabs the chair and walks over to Shane who is down on the mat and attempts to hook the chair onto Shane's leg but Shane kicks Rock in between the legs with his other foot. Rock is bent over in pain as Shane gets to his feet and piledrives Rock on the chair. Shane grabs the chair and closes Rock's ankle in the chair on the mat. Shane then hops to the second rope as the crowd looks on in silence. Shane jumps off the second rope and attempts to snap Rock's ankle but Rock lifts his leg that the chair wrapped around, allowing the chair to nail Shane in the head. Rock unwraps the chair from his ankle and throws the chair to the mat. Rock whips Shane into the ropes as Shane comes off the ropes Rock hits a samoan drop on Shane in the middle of the ring. Rock grabs the steel chair and unfolds the steel chair in the middle of the ring as Shane crawls up behind Rock and hits a low blow on him. Shane then whips Rock into the ropes as Rock comes off the ropes, Shane hits a drop toe hold sending Rock face first into the steel chair. Rock is down on the mat as Shane stands over Rock and moves his arm's around mocking Rock's peoples elbow. Shane runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes and is trying to hit a people's elbow of his own as Rock nips up and unloads with hard right hands to Shane instead of going for the final punch to knock Shane down, Rock picks up the steel chair and nails Shane in the head with the chair. Shane goes down to the mat, as Rock lays the steel chair over Shane's face. Rock moves his arm's back and forth and then runs into the ropes, as Rock comes off the ropes he hits the people's elbow on Shane with the chair on his face in the middle of the ring. Rock quickly gets to his feet and grabs the chair and throws it to the outside of the ring. Rock grabs Shane by the head and throws Shane up and over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Rock steps through the ropes and onto the arena floor and walks over to the commentary table. Rock pulls the hood of the table off and throws it down to the arena floor. Rock then grabs one tv monitor and throws it to the ground. Rock grabs the other tv monitor, as Shane gets to his feet Rock runs at Shane with the tv monitor but Shane ducks. Shane picks up the tv monitor from the ground and nails Rock in the head with the monitor, causing Rock to fall onto the commentary table and drop the monitor that was in his hand. Shane drops the monitor to the arena floor and hops onto the apron. Shane goes back in the ring and climbs to the top rope. Shane looks down at Rock who is laid out on the table and signals for the elbow drop off the top rope. Suddenly Mr. Kennedy runs through the crowd and jumps over the control gate and onto the apron and shoves Shane off the top rope. Rock quickly moves off the commentary table as Shane goes crashing through the commentary table.

J.R. : Thats Kennedy!!! Its Kennedy!!! Mr. Kennedy has just thrown Shane McMahon off the top rope and through our commentary table! Shane is down on the arena floor at our feet here!

King : Oh no! Mr. Kennedy wants more!!

J.R. : Kennedy is hammering away with right hands to Shane on the arena floor!! Shane is getting the living hell beaten out of him by Mr. Kennedy!! Kennedy is now leaving through the crowd after doing his damage!! Kennedy and Shane McMahon will both meet in that six man ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship in 2 weeks!!

Rock goes under the ring skirt and pulls out a trash can with a road sign and leather belt in it. Rock throws the trash cane with the weapons into the ring. Shane is on the arena floor busted open from those right hands from Kennedy. Rock picks Shane up and rams him back first into the apron. Rock slams Shane head first off the apron and then rolls Shane into the ring. Rock slides back in the ring himself. Rock picks Shane up and whips Shane into the ropes as Shane comes off the ropes, Rock hits a belly to back suplex sending Shane across the ring. Rock then wedges the road sign in the turnbuckle between the top and second rope. While Rock is doing this Shane gets to his feet. Shane runs at Rock and attempts to spear Rock, but Rock moves to the side causing Shane to go head first into the road sign. Shane is bent over in turnbuckle. Rock picks up the leather belt and whips Shane across the back with all his might as Shane is in pain in the turnbuckle. Rock throws the belt to the mat. Shane comes out of the turnbuckle and grabs what’s left of the road sign. Shane comes out of the turnbuckle and nails Rock with a hard road sign shot to the head, knocking Rock to the mat. Shane then drags Rock over to the ropes. Rock is sitting down on the mat against the ropes as Shane grabs the trash cane and puts it in front of Rock. Rock is now holding the trash cane in front of him. Shane walks away and steps through the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. Shane climbs to the top rope as Rock is all the way across the ring. Shane jumps off the top rope to kick the trash cane straight into Rock to hit the coast to coast on Rock. Rock is down as Shane pulls Rock to the middle of the ring and makes the cover for the 1-2- Shane picks Rocks shoulder up. Shane picks Rock up and puts Rock over his shoulders. Shane taunts you can't see me and is about to hit the FU on Rock. Rock slides off Shane's back and turns Shane around to hit the rock bottom out of nowhere. Rock makes the cover on Shane for the 1-2-3!

Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, The Rock!!

J.R. : The Rock has done it!!! The Rock has defeated Shane McMahon!! What a hard fought battle that one was!! Wait a minute, thats John Cena!!!

John Cena runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Cena is stalking Rock as he goes to the second rope and raises one arm in victory. Rock hops off the second rope and turns around as Cena grabs Rock and picks him up on his shoulders to hit the FU. Cena stands over Rock who is down on the mat and does the you can't see me taunt. Cena taunts the crowd and stands tall over Rock.

King : Look at this J.R. it is now John Cena who is the last man standing over The Rock!! Cena just FUed The Rock and John Cena is now standing tall over The Rock!!

J.R. : At the beginning of the night it was The Rock who was the last man standing, but right now it is John Cena who is the last man standing!! Who will be the last man standing in two weeks?!?!?!
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We return to Intensity as the mat is covered with a red carpet. There is a big table in the middle of the ring with two chairs on each side of the table. Vince McMahon is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone.

Contract Signing

Vince McMahon : Ladies and gentleman, the dream match that every fan has been waiting for is about to be made official! For years it has been debated who truly made the most impact in professional wrestling, was it Hulk Hogan or was it Stone Cold Steve Austin!?!?!? Frankly I really don't care who wins. I hate Stone Cold Steve Austin and I can't stand Hulk Hogan! So hopefully these men will beat the holy hell out of each other. So without any further a due lets bring out both men. First lets bring out Stone Cold Steve Austin!

The sound of glass shattering is heard as Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way to the ring. Austin is drinking a beer and walking down the ramp as the crowd goes crazy.

Austin slides in the ring and climbs to the second rope and raises his arms as the crowd cheers.

Vince McMahon : Hold on, there Austin. Before you sign that contract lets bring out the man who will be signing the other dotted line on that contract. The immortal Hulk Hogan!

"Real American" sounds as Hulk Hogan walks through the curtain to a great ovation from the fans. Hogan comes walking down the ramp as the crowd goes crazy. Hogan slides in the ring and looks Austin right in the eyes as both men stare each other down. Austin sits in one chair as Hogan sits in the other chair across from Austin.

Vince McMahon : Lets get this under way. You both will sign this contract and make your match official. After signing this contract it will be official, that Stone Cold Steve Austin will take on Hulk Hogan for the WWFF Championship title at WWFF Showcase of the Immortals! Stone Cold, you will sign first. Here’s the pen, sign away.

Stone Cold pulls the microphone away from Vince.

Stone Cold : You want me to sign this damn paper? Well fine! But before I do I got something to say to this red and yellow wearing piece of trash! Hogan I speak for every single person in this arena and every fan watching at home, when I say were all sick and tired of you and your damn taking your vitamins and saying your prayers, and being a real American. For years I been listening to saying your prayers! WHAT! Taking your vitamins! WHAT! The twenty four inch pythons! WHAT! The Hulkamaniacs! WHAT! Ripping your damn shirt! WHAT! And being a real american! WHAT! And behind all that was a steroid using piece of trail park trash. Thats right after years of telling kids to take there vitamins you were taking steroids son! You see when you testified in front of that grand jury you made it all clear as to just how you got those twenty four inch pythons, son. You see, you been running around showing these people what you think is the perception of a real american. An old man who rips his shirt off and hits the legdrop. You want a real american, then look no further then Stone Cold Steve Austin! A beer dinking, hell raising, son of a b****!! Hogan, in two weeks I'm gonna show just why they call me the toughest s.o.b. And thats the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!

Stone Cold signs his name on the contract. Austin throws the pen and microphone at Hogan.

Hulk Hogan : Let me tell ya something brother! I been listening to people like you in this industry rip on me for years! And the truth behind it is, is that your all just jealous that you haven't done what I have! you never headlined the first ever Wrestlemania! You never created something a world wide phenomenon like Hulkamania! You never body slammed Andre the Giant in front of millions! You never held the Championship gold for as long as I did! Sure Austin, you did bring the attitude era to life, brother! But before the attitude era, it was Hulk Hogan and Hulkamania that the world was watching!! There would have never been an attitude era if it wasn't for guys like me bringing professional wrestling to life. It was Hulkamania that put professional wrestling on the map in the 80's which was way before you ever drank a beer in this ring or stunned anybody in this ring. While you were busy being a Hollywood Blond or a Ringmaster, I was out being the Immortal Hulk Hogan and winning championships and making ratings rise higher and higher every week! How do you think Nitro beat Raw for as many weeks as it did! Because of Hollywood Hulk Hogan and the NWO! Weather you like it or not, Hulk Hogan paved the way for Stone Cold Steve Austin! So Brother, I got one question for you, whacha gonna do when, Hulk Hogan, the largest pythons in the world, and hulkamania run wild on you!!!

Hulk Hogan signs the contract.

Vince McMahon : Well its official. Hulk Hogan versus Stone Cold Steve Austin for the WWFF Championship title. But there’s one other stipulation that you both agreed to when signing this contract. You both are so caught up in your hatred for each other that you both forgot to read the fine print of this contract that states Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon as the special guest referee!! Hahahaha! Best of luck to you both!!

Vince throws the microphone down on the table. Austin calls for a beer. Austin gets thrown two beers. Austin opens one beer and throws the other one to Hogan. Hogan opens his beer as both Stone Cold and Hogan toast. Hogan and Austin drink there beer, until Austin kicks Hogan in the stomach causing Hogan to spit his beer out. Austin grabs Hogan by the head and is about to hit the stunner, until Hogan pushes him off and into the ropes. Austin comes off the ropes as Hogan spears Austin in the middle of the ring and unloads with hard right hands to the face of Austin in the middle of the ring. Vince waves for help from the back. Referees come running down the ramp along with security. Referees and security try to separate the two. As Austin now rolls on top of Hogan on the mat Austin is unloading with right hands on Hogan on the mat. Security and referees finally come in between the two. Security restrains Austin on one side of the ring as referees restrain Hogan on the other side of the ring. Vince is standing in the middle of the ring with his hands out to try and stop both men from attacking each other.

J.R. : Mr. McMahon wants to protect his main event for Showcase of the Immortals! My god, there is no telling what might happen next, now that Mr. McMahon is the special guest referee for this match! In just two weeks the dream match becomes a reality! Tune in next week and feel the Intensity!!