ICW episode 12! Last one before Wrestle Mania!

[Anthony]

Date of event: March 19, 2007
Arena: ICW Arena loacted in The Hammerstein Ballroom.

(The opening ICW logo appears on the screen and then the song “Let the bodies hit the floor” begins to play. While the song is playing, the opening video is playing. Through out the video you can see The Dudley’s putting Justin Credible threw a flaming table and Sandman doing The Rock and Role Moonsault onto Taz. The video then ends and another video airs, recapping last weeks show. The camera then focuses at the stage where the pyro is exploding. We then here Joey Styles yelling over the pyro. Our cameras pan out and Joey Styles along with Jim Ross are on the screen.)

Joey: Welcome everyone to another exciting addition of Intense Championship Wrestling’s Monday Night Collision! I am along side my broadcast partner for this evening, good ole JR! This is the twelfth installment of Collision and JR the road to Wrestle Mania is coming to an end as this Sunday, ICW will present its first Wrestle Mania!

JR: Good evening to the fans of ICW and Joey the card for Wrestle Mania is absolutely amazing. And Joey let’s run down the final card for Wrestle Mania!

Joey: Let’s do and one match that is sure to be a technical match up is Chris Benoit taking on James Gibson one on one! Should be a hell of a match up.

JR: And how about William Regal defending his European Championship against D’Lo Brown in a No Interference Match for The European Championship! If any superstar interferes, they will be suspended.

Joey: And speaking of title defenses how about Mike The Miz defending his TV Championship against Kurt Angle! Angle vows to break the ankle of Mike The Miz!

JR: AJ Styles defends his Ultimate Xtreme Championship against Christopher Daniels and Chris Jericho in a Triple Threat Match! Jericho is determined to win that title.

Joey: And how about The Last Man Standing Match between Sandman and Taz for The Hardcore Championship! These two hate each other and this match should be violent and bloody.

JR: Speaking of Hardcore Matches, Bret Hart takes on HBK in a Street Fight Match! This is battle of respect!

Joey: The Dudley Boys defend their World Tag Team Championship against The Impact Players in a Tables Match! Rules are that The Tag Team has to put both of their Tag Team opponents through tables!

JR: The Rock takes on Stone Cold Steve Austin in singles competition! This match should be a classic!

Joey: Randy Orton has extended a challenge to Triple H in a one on one match at Wrestle Mania. Will "The Game" answer Orton's challenge?

JR: Christian takes on Rob Van Damn for The Intercontinental Championship! Last week, Adam Copeland put up his Intercontinental title shot in a match against RVD and RVD won the match and will face Christian at Mania.

Joey: And the main event features Kane defending his World Heavyweight Championship against Raven and Test in a Triple Threat Match. Eleven matches are singed and set and Wrestle Mania should be fantastic!

(Shane Helms music plays over the loudspeakers and the fans cheer for the former WWE Cruiserweight Champion. Helms walks out in his Purple Trunks and the back reads “Helms” in script. Helms steps into the ring and grins at the fans.)

JR: And what a way to kick of the twelfth episode of ICW Monday Night Collision as Shane Helms takes on none other than the current Ultimate Xtreme Champions, AJ Styles for The Ultimate Xtreme Title.

Joey: Helms debuted on WWAF episode 1 were he tagged with former tag team partner, Rosey. They were known as “The Superheroes” and quite frankly, I hated them.

JR: Thank God you didn’t have to call their matches…

Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for The ICW Ultimate Xtreme Championship. Introducing first. From Smithfield, North Carolina. Weighing in tonight at 191lbs. Shane Helms!

Joey: Helms certainly can win the match and the title tonight. He’s a former WCW and WWE Cruiserweight Champion.

JR: Helms certainly a tremendous athlete…

(AJ Styles music plays to a tremendous ovation from the crowd. Styles walks out with his black vest and tights and does his trademark entrance on the top of the ramp. AJ enters the ring and hits a pose for the crowd.)

Joey: And here comes the champion!

JR: Listen to the ovation!

Lillian: And his opponent. From Gainesville, Georgia. Weighing in tonight at 220lbs. He is The ICW Ultimate Xtreme Champion! “The Phenomenal One” AJ Styles!

(Bell rings)

Joey: Well Anthony ref has rung the bell as he is officiating the match the poor bastard.

JR: We should see a lot of high risk in this match.

Helms and Styles meet in the center of the ring and lock up with a Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Helms turns it into a quick Arm Drag on the champion. Styles to his feet and Helms with The Rake of the eyes of Styles. Helms whips AJ into the ropes and Styles comes back with a Huge Flying Close Line. Both men to their feet and Styles kicks Helms in the midsection and hits a Side kick to the head of Shane Helms.

Joey: Oh My God what a Kick to the head courtesy of AJ Styles.

JR: I think I saw some brain cells fly out of Helm’s head, Joey.

Helms drops to the ring canvas holding his head in agony. Styles brings Helms to his feet and whips him into the ropes and Styles goes for a Back Drop on Helms but Helms reverses it into a Sun Set Flip. Helms has Styles with his shoulders down but Styles gets the shoulders up on the count of 1. Helms and Styles to their feet and Helms with a quick chop to the chest of Styles. Helms whips Styles into the ropes and Helms hits a running Enzguri. Styles to his feet and Helms hits a right hand to the face of Styles. Helms leans Styles against the ropes and close lines him over the top and onto the ringside floor.

Joey: I think Helms maybe going airborne…

JR: Joey, Helms can fly. He’s a great high risk taker.

Helms throws a taunt to the crowd, and the crowd gives him some cheers. Styles is on his feet on the outside and Helms goes off the ropes and hits a Spring Board Summersault on Styles. Helms jumps to his feet and throws another taunt to the crowd. Helms rolls Styles into the ring and Helms also enters the ring. Helms heads towards the turnbuckle and leaps onto the second rope waiting for Styles to get to his feet. Styles is on his feet and Helms leaps from the second rope and hits The Overcast on Styles. Helms with a cover on Styles but Styles kicks out!

Joey: Only two says referee Anthony Ref…

JR: That was Bah Gawd close.

Helms looks at the ref angrily and tries to sell the three count (no pun intended.) Helms to his feet and ascends the top rope and goes for a top rope flying leg drop but Styles rolls out of way and Helms is left in pain. Styles jumps to his feet and brings Helms to his feet and the two begin to trade some right hands. Helms begins to hit some chops to the chest of AJ Styles. Styles blocks the right hands delivered by Helms and starts to hit more right hands. Styles backs Helms into the ropes and close lines him over the top rope.

Joey: I have a feeling that something bad is coming…

JR: They better not break our announcing table.

Helms is on his feet on the ringside floor and AJ bounces off the ropes in the ring and leaps over the top rope and hits The Fosbury Flop on Helms. The crowd chants “ICW” repeatedly in excitement. Styles jumps to his feet and throws up a taunt to the crowd. Styles rolls Helms into the ring and Styles enters the ring as well. Styles brings Helms to his feet and kicks him in the midsection and hits The Styles Clash. But AJ is not done yet. AJ heads towards the top rope and climbs the top turnbuckle. AJ then his The Shooting Styles Press on Helms. Styles with the cover on Helms kicks out!

Joey: How the hell did Shane Helms kick out?

JR: Bah Gawd I thought Styles got the three!

Styles looks at Anthony Ref to make sure he didn’t win. Styles to his feet and brings Helms to his feet. Styles kicks Helms in the midsection and tries to put him away with a Vertical Suplex but Helms jumps out of it. Helms turns Styles around and kicks him in the midsection and hits a brutal DDT. Helms jumps to his feet and Styles is kneeling on one knee and Helms hits The Shinning Wizard! Helms goes for a cover but running down the ramp is “LionHart” Chris Jericho with a chair. Jericho enters the ring and nails Helms. The ref calls for the disqualification.

Joey: What the hell is Chris Jericho doing?

Lillian: Here is your winner by disqualification. Shane Helms.

Jericho pushes the ref out of the ring. Styles gets to his feet, turns around and ducks the chair shot. Jericho turns around and Styles hits the spinning heel kick on Jericho. Styles then attacks a fallen Jericho. The lights then dim for a while. After a few moments, Christopher Daniels is in the ring and he and Styles beat down Jericho. Daniels then grabs the chair and pretends to his Jericho but turns the chair on Styles. Daniels walks out of the ring with Styles Ultimate Xtreme Title…

JR: There are no friends in this one, Joey. Daniels and Styles have great respect, but The Ultimate Xtreme Championship means the world to all three of these men.

Joey: This match at Wrestle Mania will be unbelievable!

(Our cameras shoot to the backstage area were The cameras are in Ted DiBiase office. DiBiase is sitting by his desk, while Tod Gordon is standing next to him on his right side. Stephanie is working the phones, while Albert stands on DiBiase left side. A knock is heard at the door. Adam Copeland enters the office with rage.)

Adam: Look DiBiase. I should be going to Wrestle Mania! Who the hell does RVD think he is? That match last week did not count! Tell RVD he’s not going to Wrestle Mania!

M$M: Ah listen to me loud and clear. RVD did win the match fair and square. You ran your mouth and you got beat. However, that match was not sanctioned by ICW officials. Therefore, technically the match didn’t happen…

Adam: I knew it! Wrestle Mania here I…

M$M: Ah not quite. You see tonight your gonna be in another match with Rob Van Dam. And high above the ring, in a briefcase will be a contract. And that contract reads that who ever wins tonight’s match, will go onto Wrestle Mania to face Christian for The Intercontinental Championship. By the way, this match will be ICW first ever Ladder Match!

Adam: Are you kidding me? A ladder match? No way! I’m not doing it!

M$M: Okay. That’s fine. But if you don’t participate, you won’t go onto Wrestle Mania and RVD will automatically face Christian at Wrestle Mania. That’s not what you want is it?

Adam: Alright I’m doing but…

M$M: No buts. I’m really getting tired of your mouth. Albert show him the door…

Albert: It’s that way. Go…. GO!

(Copeland leaves as we go to commercial break. When we return from commercial break, our cameras are focused on the ringside crowd when Tommy Dreamer’s music plays to a big ovation from the crowd. Dreamer walks out with an IC F’n W t-shirt. Dreamer enters the ring and looks around at the crowd.)

Joey: Welcome back to live action as Tommy Dreamer will take on The Sandman for The Hardcore Championship.

JR: Damn it they better not break our table or I will be very angry…

Joey: Jim Ross is so hardcore…

Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for The ICW Hardcore Championship! Introducing first. From Yonkers, New York. Weighing in tonight at 234lbs. Tommy Dreamer!

Joey: Tommy Dreamer former ECW World Heavyweight Champion and Tommy certainly personifies hardcore.

JR: He’s a lunatic, Styles.

(Enter Sandman plays to a mixed reaction from the crowd. After a few moments the cameras shoot to the crowd were The Sandman is standing with a beer in his right hand and a Singapore Cane in his left hand. Sandman opens his beer and chugs it down and then bangs the beer can over his forehead causing himself to bleed from his forehead. Sandman makes his way to the ring.)

Joey: And here comes The Hardcore Icon!

Lillian: And his opponent. From Philadelphia. Weighing in tonight at 295lbs. He is The ICW Hardcore Champion and he is “The Hardcore Icon.” This is The Sandman!

(Bell rings)

JR: The bell has rung and our second match of the evening is underway!

Sandman raises The Singapore Cane and Dreamer pulls out a metal chain from his jean pocket and wraps it around his fist. Dreamer goes to punch Sandman with his chained covered fist but Sandman just nails Dreamer in the midsection with The Singapore Cane. Sandman with another Singapore Cane shot to the back of Dreamer and Dreamer goes down like a sack of potatoes. Sandman drops The Singapore Cane onto the ring canvas and Sandman brings Tommy to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Dreamer off the ropes and Sandman goes for a back drop but Dreamer just kicks him right in the jaw.

Joey: My God Dreamer just kicked Sandman right in the jaw!

JR: I think I saw a few teeth fly out of his mouth!

Sandman drops onto the ring canvas back first while Dreamer picks up Sandman’s Singapore Cane. Sandman on his feet and Dreamer nails him across the back with The Singapore Cane. Sandman falls down onto the ring canvas and rolls out onto the ringside floor. Dreamer exits the ring and looks underneath the ring apron and pulls out a Cheese Grater, much to the fans delight.

Joey: He’s got that freakin Cheese Grater.

JR: He can use that as a weapon… just as long as he doesn’t use our announcing table…

Dreamer heads towards Sandman and nails him over the head with the cheese grater. Sandman on his knees and Dreamer is behind the Hardcore Champion and uses the cheese grater to cut the forehead of Sandman and Sandman is busted open. Dreamer to his feet and throws his right arm in the air and yells “IC ING W.” Dreamer brings Sandman to his feet and whips him into the steel steps and Sandman lands right in front of JR and Joey Styles. Dreamer makes his way towards Sandman and Dreamer pulls out all of the equipment from the top of the table.

Joey: Come on Dreamer! Put the stuff back on the table… Ah man he threw away my doughnut!

JR: Will you shut up. Our table is about to be in ruins again!

Sandman is leaning against the table and he reaches for a Small TV monitor. He grabs it and smashes it over the head of Dreamer. Sandman than rolls Dreamer onto the table and Sandman climbs onto the top of the table. JR and Joey back away from the table as Sandman sets up and connects with a Pile Driver threw the announcing table. After a few moments Sandman gets to his feet and reaches over the barricade and grabs a beer from a fan and Sandman begins to drink it.

Joey: Oh my Gawd what a drunk! He’s drinking a freaking beer during a match!

JR: OUR ANNOUNCING TABLE IS BROKEN DAMN IT!

Joey: Oh man hardcore JR is running wild…

Sandman rolls Dreamer into the ring and Sandman looks underneath the ring apron and pulls out a Barbed Wire Table. Sandman slides it into the ring and Sandman enters the ring. Sandman sets up the Barbed Wire Table in the ring and Sandman brings Dreamer to his feet and sets him up for the power bomb. Sandman connects with a power bomb on Dreamer threw a Barbed Wire Table.

Joey: OH MY GAWD! Power bomb threw a Barbed Wire Table!

Sandman with a cover on Dreamer and Sandman gets the three and retains his Hardcore Title.

JR: Sandman picks up the win.

Lillian: Here is your winner and still ICW Hardcore Champion, Sandman!

Sandman celebrates in the middle of the ring when Taz music plays to a big ovation from the crowd. Taz steps onto the ramp and he has a microphone in his hand.

Taz: Sandman. What you did to Dreamer, is nothing compared to what I will do to you at Wrestle Mania I. Were going to hell Sandman. Be ready mother er because I’m gonna choke your ass out. Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you.

(Taz walks away and the camera focuses on Sandman’s face. We then shoot to the back were the cameras are in Mr. DiBiase office. M$M, Tod Gordon, Stephanie McMahon, and Albert are in the office. M$M is about to speak.)

[Anthony]

M$M: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and I have a great announcement for you ICW fans. ICW has agreed to add to the roster, Masato Tanaka. Masato Tanaka is a great addition to the ICW family and he will bring great things to ICW. But along with good news, comes bad news. We have tried to sign Mike Awesome but we have gotten no update on him. Now, I give the microphone to Tod Gordon who has an announcement to make.

Tod: Ladies and Gentlemen Intense Championship Wrestling has come to the terms of the release of Monty Brown and The Headbangers. We wish them luck in all of his future endeavors. Thank you and enjoy the rest of the show…

(Our cameras fade as we go to commercial break. When we return our cameras are backstage were The Coach is standing by with Kurt Angle. Angle is wearing a “I’ll make you tap shirt.”)

Coach: Hello everybody and welcome back to ICW Collision and I am The Coach standing by with the man who will face The Miz at Wrestle Mania I for The TV Title. I am with Kurt Angle. Kurt this Sunday at Wrestle Mania I you will face The Miz for that TV Title. What are your thoughts heading into the match?

Kurt: My thoughts? My thoughts? Let me tell you something. I’m a former World Champion. I won Olympic Gold metals with a freakin broken neck. I has wrestled almost everyone whose worth to wrestle. I am Kurt Angle. I have made them all tap. What has The Miz done? Be some idiot on The Real World? That TV title on The Miz is a joke. That title should be on a real wrestler. One that can honor the title and defend it with pride. Mike, I will make you tap out. I’m gonna break your freakin ankle. SNAP. That’s the sound of your Ankle breaking into pieces.

(Angle walks away and our cameras shoot back to ringside and the camera focuses on a briefcase hanging high above the ring. Inside the briefcase is a contract to face The Intercontinental Champion at Mania. Adam Copeland music plays to boos from the crowd. The trademark white smokes fogs up the center of the stage and Copeland runs threw it with his trademark trench leather jacket and glasses. Copeland stops at the ending of the ramp and stares at a set up ladder in front of the ring. Copeland slides into the ring and gets ready for the match.)

Joey: Well guys this is the match I have been waiting for personally as Adam Copeland takes on RVD in a ladder match!

JR: High above the ring is a briefcase. Inside the briefcase is a contract to face The Intercontinental Champion at Wrestle Mania I.

Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for a ladder match! Introducing fist, from Toronto, Ontario. Weighing in tonight at 234lbs. Adam Copeland.

(Rob Van Dam music plays to a unbelievable ovation from the crowd. Bill Alfonzo walks out blowing his whistle and Van Dam follows him. RVD walks down the ramp and looks at the ladder. He then enters the ring and stares down Copeland.)

Joey: And here he comes!

JR: Listen to the ovation for Rob Van Dam.

Lillian: And his opponent. From Battle Creek, Michigan. Weighing in tonight at 220lbs. Rob. Van. Dam. (RVD points in unison with the fans.)

(Bell rings)

Joey: Well the bell has rung and this is ICW first Ladder Match!

JR: Should be great.

Van Dam and Copeland meet in the center of the ring and stare at each other with hatred in their eyes. Copeland begins to yell at Van Dam and finally Copeland shoves Van Dam. Van Dam responds with a swift quick to the ribs of Copeland. Copeland kicks RVD in the midsection and whips him into the ropes and Copeland hits a hard drop kick and Van Dam falls down onto the ring canvas. Copeland quickly exits the ring and picks up a folded up ladder and slides it into the ring. Copeland enters the ring and picks up the folded ladder so it is horizontal. Copeland heads over to RVD and swings the ladder at him by Van Damn ducks. Copeland tries it once more but RVD hits a Spinning heel kick on Copeland, causing the ladder to hit Copeland and both men are down!

Joey: RVD with a Spinning Heel Kick and that ladder hits Copeland right in the grill!

JR: The grill? Do you mean the face?

Van Dam heads towards the ladder and picks it up and leans it against the turnbuckle. Van Dam then heads towards Copeland and brings him to his feet. Van Dam then whips Copeland into the turnbuckle with the ladder leaning against it and Copeland’s lands on the ladder back first. Van Dam then close lines Copeland over the top rope and onto the ringside floor. Van Dam then places the folded up ladder and leans it against the ropes. Copeland is on his feet on the outside floor while Van Dam bounces off the rope, jumps onto the ladder and does a Somersault Plancha to the outside on Copeland!

Joey: OH MY GAWDDDDDDDDD!!!!! Rob Van Dam bounced off the ropes, leaped onto the top of the folded ladder that was leaning against the ropes, and does a Somersault plancha to the outside on to Copeland!

JR: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! They may be dead, Joey!

The crowd is in awe and they chant “Holy ****.” The fans then chant “RVD.” Van Dam slowly gets to his feet and does his trademark pointing taunt. Van Dam than brings Copeland to his feet and leans him stomach first against the barricade. Van Dam then jumps onto the ring apron and once again does his pointing pose. Van Dam then leaps from the ring apron and attempts a Flying Thrust Kick but Copeland moves out of the way and Van Dam meats nothing but the steel barricade and he lands hard on the ring side floor. Copeland brings Van Dam to his feet and whips him into the steel stairs. Copeland lucks down on Van Dam when from behind Bill Alfonzo nails Copeland in the back with a steel chair.

Joey: What a shot by Bill freakin Alfonzo!

JR: He’s a pesky little man, Joey.

The ref warns Alfonzo and Alfonzo drops the chair. Alfonzo heads over to Van Dam and brings him to this feet. Van Dam signals to Alfonzo that he is okay. Van Dam brings Copeland to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Van Dam then enters and he glances at the ladder and smiles. Van Dam then picks up the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Van Dam begins to climb the ladder but Copeland gets to his feet and drops kicks the ladder. The ladder tips and Van Dam falls from the ladder and his legs lands between the ropes causing his… pubic area to hurt bad. Copeland picks up the ladder and sets it up right underneath the prize hanging above the ring. Copeland slowly climbs the ladder and is on the fourth rung when Bill Alfonzo runs into the ring and nails Copeland in the back with a chair, causing Copeland to fall from the ladder. The Ref then ejects Alfonzo from ringside and orders him to the back. Alfonzo pushes the ref and the ref orders for security to come out. Security comes out and enter the ring and they lift Bill Alfonzo their shoulders and the crowd sings “Nah Nah Nah Nah. Hey hey hey. Goodbye!”

Joey: Say goodbye to Bill Alfonzo!

JR: Thank Gawd…

Copeland and RVD are on their feet and both men begin to trade right hands. Van Dam gains the advantage over Copeland and Van Dam nails a Spinning Heel Kick. Van Dam then gets to his feet and picks up the ladder and nails a fallen Adam Copeland with it. Van Dam then drops the ladder and opens it up and puts Copeland in between it and sandwiches Copeland in between the ladder. Van Dam the bounces off the ropes and hits The Rolling Thunder. Van Dam then gets to his feet and removes Copeland from in between the ladder. Van Dam the sets up the ladder but not under the brief case. Van Dam ascends the ladder and throws a pointing taunt to the crowd and attempts The Five Star Frog Splash on Copeland but Adam moves out of the way!

Joey: Van Dam missed The Five Star Frog Splash!

JR: No pin falls in this one. You have to climb that ladder and pull down the brief case…

Copeland slowly gets to his feet and sets the ladder underneath the briefcase hanging high above the ring. He gets the very top when Van Dam leaps to his feet and with every bit of energy he has knocks over the ladder and Copeland falls over the top rope and onto the ringside floor! Van Dam then picks up the ladder and sets it up underneath the briefcase. Van Dam climbs the ladder and pulls down the brief case and the ref orders for the bell to ring!

Joey: He did it! Copeland took to much time getting to his feet and it was enough time for Van Dam to slightly recover and push the ladder over that send Copeland flying!

Lillian: Here is your winner and will face The Intercontinental Champion at Wrestle Mania. Rob Van Dam!

JR: That was one of the greatest matches in ICW History!

(The camera focuses on Van Dam celebrating as the screen fades and we go to commercial break. When we return we are in a dark room. The feel to the room is anger and depression. We see a man sitting down. It is Raven wearing his trademark leather jacket and his jean-shorts. A clock is next to Raven.)

Raven: Destiny. This Sunday I will face my destiny. It’s only a matter of time before I be what I have tried so hard to become in every promotion I was in. I may not be the perfect World’s Champion. I may not have that look that only Vince McMahon and his corporate idiots would find attractive. I may not have that charm and charisma that Hulk Hogan posses. And I don’t have the wrestling skills that gentlemen like The Four Horsemen have. I do not have those traits. But do you know what I think about those wrestlers who have those traits? They can go themselves. They all have had things handed to them. They all played those political bull **** games to get to the top. I didn’t! I wouldn’t sell out to myself. I won’t allow myself to be a corporate jackass. This Sunday I take what I have wanted since day one. Sure I was ECW and TNA World Champion, but they don’t just fill the void. This Sunday, I win The ICW World Championship. It’s only a matter of time… Quote The Raven. Nevermore!

(The camera focuses on the clock ticking away. Our cameras then shoot to the back where The King is standing by with Test.)

King: Hello everyone and I have the privilege standing next to The Co-Rumble Winner, Test! (Cheers from the crowd.) Test coming up next, you team with Raven to take on Kane. What are your thoughts about tonight’s match up?

Test: My thoughts is that Raven better not screw this match up. Ya see Test is feeling very pumped up. I feel like ripping somebody’s head off. I’m pumped. And I will be pissed off if I lose this match because of Kane.

King: This Sunday, you take on Kane and Raven for The World Title at Wrestle Mania. What are your thoughts about going into this match?

Test: I’m gonna win. Plain and simple. Now I got a match right now. See ya latter…

(Test walks away and our cameras shoot back to ringside and Raven music plays to boos from the crowd. Raven walks out with his attire we saw him in earlier tonight. Raven poses on the top of the ramp and he heads down to the ring. Raven enters the ring and throws up his trademark pose.)

Joey: It is main even time as Raven teams with Test to take Kane in a handicap match!

JR: This is sort of like a Wrestle Mania preview. All three of these men will wrestle in the main event for The World Heavyweight Championship.

Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is handicap match! Introducing first. From The Bowery. Weighing in tonight at 234lbs. He is the co-Rumble winner. This is Raven!

Joey: I have known Raven for quite sometime now and he can certainly win The World Championship at Wrestle Mania.

JR: I don’t know. Two huge guys in Test and Kane… I honestly think Raven is the underdog in the match. I predict Kane will retain his title.

(Test music plays to a huge ovation from the crowd. Test walks out from behind the curtain and throws his arms in the air. Test walks down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. Test enters the ring and climbs onto the top turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air.)

Joey: And here comes Test!

JR: Listen to the ovation for the former New Hart Foundation member!

Lillian: And his tag team partner. From Toronto, Ontario. Weighing in tonight at 286lbs. He is the Co-Rumble winner. Test!

Joey: Test is a great talent, Jim Ross. He can certainly win this Sunday.

JR: Well I think…

(The lights turn out and pyro explodes. Kane music plays and Kane walks out with The New Ministry of Darkness behind him. Kane is in his attire circa WWE 2003. Kane walks enters the ring and stands in the middle of the ring and does his trademark poses and pyro blast from the four ring post.)

Joey: Freakin pyro…

JR: That scared the life out of me…

Lillian: And their opponents. Being accompanied to the ring by The Ministry of Darkness. From Death Valley. Weighing in tonight at 326lbs. He is The ICW World Heavyweight Champion. Kane!

(Bell rings)

Joey: Well the bell has rung and our main even is underway.

Raven steps out onto the ring apron, which means Kane and Test will start of the match. Test and Kane with a collar and elbow tieup in the center of the ring and Kane gains the advantage over Test by quickly whips Test into the turnbuckle and Test lands back first on the turnbuckle. Kane running towards Test and Kane hits rams himself right to Kane. Kane then grabs Test by the throat and begins to choke Test in the corner. The ref orders for Kane to let go and Kane complies. Kane whips Test into the ropes and Kane goes for a running close line but Test ducks the close line. Kane goes off the ropes and Test hits a Big Boot to the face of Kane. Test heads over to his corner and tags in Raven.

JR: And Test tags in Raven! This should be interesting.

Joey: Raven says we win will The World Championship at Wrestle Mania and he’s gonna have to beat either Kane or Test to win the match and the belt.

Raven enters the ring and Kane is on his feet. Kane and Raven stare each other down until Raven goes for a right hand to the face of Kane but Kane blocks it and hits a right hand to the face of Raven. Kane with more vicious right hands to the face of Raven. Kane kicks Raven in the midsection and scoops him onto his shoulders and Kane goes for running powerslam but Raven squirms out of it and lands on his feet behind Kane. Raven with a shot to the back of Kane. Raven turns Kane around and whips him into the ropes and Raven with a brutal close line on Kane. Kane quickly sits up and gets to his feet when Raven tags in Test.

JR: Here comes Test!

Joey: Test is a great talent. To bad he was held down in a promotion known as The WWE.

Test runs into the ring and hits a running close line on Kane. Kane to his feet and Test with another Close line. Kane to his feet and Test whips Kane into the turnbuckle. Test climbs onto the second rope and begins to nail Kane with right hands to the head of Kane. Test off from the second rope and Test whips Kane into the ropes and Kane comes back with a vicious Flying Close line. Kane with a quick cover but he only gets a one count. Kane brings Test to his feet and Kane whips Test into the ropes and Kane goes for a back drop but Test kicks the face of Kane and Kane goes down like a sack of potatoes.

JR: What a shot by Test!

Joey: Brutal JR. Just brutal.

Test heads over to Raven and tags Raven in. Raven enters the ring and measures up a standing Kane. Kane faces towards Raven and Raven hits a huge Superkick to the face of Kane. Raven with cover on Kane but Kane gets the shoulder up on the two count. Raven brings Kane to his feet and Raven goes for a close line but Kane ducks it and Kane delivers a close line on Raven. Kane brings Raven to his feet and scoops him and slams him down with a Side Walk Slam. Kane out of the ring and onto the ring apron and Kane climbs the top rope. Raven is on his feet, turns around and Kane launches himself from the top rope and Kane hits the flying lariat. Test runs into the ring and Kane grabs him by the neck and hits a one arm choke slam!

JR: The one arm choke slam by Kane on Test! Bah Gawd almighty.

Joey: And Kane is pumped up, JR!

Kane rolls Test out of the ring and Kane brings Raven to his feet. Kane has Raven on his shoulders and hits The Tombstone pile driver. Kane with a cover on Raven and he gets the three!

(Bell rings)

Lillian: Here is your winner, Kane!

Test is on his feet on the outside and rolls Raven out of the ring. Test kicks Raven in the midsection and hits The pump handle slam on the outside floor. Then the lights dim and an eerie feeling is floating around the arena. A lighting bolt his the ring. The lights turn back on and Kane is left standing in the middle of the ring and he looks around and Test, Raven, and The Ministry are laying on the ringside floor bleeding.

Joey: This is getting out of hand.

JR: This has to stop..

Just then on the Titan Tron there are words that read “Wrestle Mania, Kane shall be destroyed.” Kane looks at the Titan Tron and raises his hand and strikes it down as a bolt of lighting his the screen and the screen is on fire. Our screen fades as the show is over…

(Credits air.)