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Post by Daniel Tomlinson on Feb 13, 2008 15:53:34 GMT -5
Well, tomorrow's Valentine's Day, and this year will probably be the fourteenth bad Valentines Days.
My ex-crush is now my best friend and I still like her but she got a boyfriend today, an asshole gangsta wannabe. I hate him too so that doesn't help.
Also I got two ugly chicks parading around me fighting for me, I don't even like the tarts. They're gonna be murder.
And then there's me, a thirteen year old who's had two relationships in life and has never had a first kiss.
And with my best friends [the one mentioned before and another girl] going for boys whereas I'm gonna be standing there, just twiddling thumbs waiting for that conversation to come even though I know it never will.
Valentine's Day - Worst day in the year.
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Post by Philly Boi! on Feb 13, 2008 15:54:49 GMT -5
Valentine's Day sucks!
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Post by Hobo on Feb 13, 2008 16:32:20 GMT -5
From the sage old advice of those who have lived through the dramatic bullshit years of teenhood comes J. Hobo. j. Hobo says:
White roses & chocolate = head.
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Post by zombies on Feb 13, 2008 16:32:57 GMT -5
Just say fuck it man, my valentines day is going to be good as I have a girl, but look at it this way, simply life goes on. Also if white roses and chocolate equal head, my god I may lose something by tossing in a teddy bear, which is what I am actually getting my girl this year.
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Post by Hobo on Feb 13, 2008 16:34:12 GMT -5
and if nothing else, you can beat off until you hurt to an underwear catalog
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Post by zombies on Feb 13, 2008 16:36:09 GMT -5
Hey J, do you think my girl will go all the way if I throw in the bear?
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Post by Daniel Tomlinson on Feb 14, 2008 7:25:52 GMT -5
Probably
Also, I went crazy in English. And as for my ex-crush. Well I guess I'll wait until she breaks up with him... it's happened between them before.
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Post by Hobo on Feb 14, 2008 10:53:25 GMT -5
I'm going old school. 40 oz of Peppermint Snops.
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Post by hebtheeagle on Feb 14, 2008 13:19:34 GMT -5
and if nothing else, you can beat off until you hurt to an underwear catalog My choice personally is the SI Swimsuit Issue. And ironically enough, it arrived today.
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Post by zombies on Feb 16, 2008 12:29:05 GMT -5
and if nothing else, you can beat off until you hurt to an underwear catalog My choice personally is the SI Swimsuit Issue. And ironically enough, it arrived today. LOL. Well my girl loved her bear,flowers, and chocolate, but I got nothing good.
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Post by Hobo on Feb 16, 2008 12:44:44 GMT -5
should've been like "bitch, flowers AND a bear.. you're putting out, right now"
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Post by zombies on Feb 16, 2008 13:04:40 GMT -5
should've been like "bitch, flowers AND a bear.. you're putting out, right now" Fuck Yeah! I had her white roses, a bear, and some chocolate. I wish she did, as she is so smoking hot.
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